can you do it?. . TIN‘ TO MAKE THE TIM lit cxllml VIII] Will HAVE [HIE l? t. My penis is made out of chocolate and cums out money for FJ.
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User avatar #167 - CPforPB (02/08/2014) [-]
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i like chocolate milk
#140 - newpolitics (02/08/2014) [-]
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link this content in dj admin tonight so addy can see how much we want him to love us
User avatar #106 - demonchain (02/08/2014) [-]
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My penis is made out of chocolate and cums out money for FJ.
#96 - newpolitics (02/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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there are so many i lift comments
User avatar #9 - superswagsurfer (02/08/2014) [-]
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admin is in love with all of us already. even you.
User avatar #247 - mkgt (02/13/2014) [-]
I'll suck your dick
User avatar #246 - thefortysecond (02/10/2014) [-]
I WANT TO SEX YOU
User avatar #245 - Geviystir (02/09/2014) [-]
Omelette du fromage.
#244 - eagerzack (02/09/2014) [-]
Notice me senpai
#240 - capslockftw (02/09/2014) [-]
The wind began to pick up slowly and Admin paused in his tracks, looking up at a cloudy, brilliant sky. Bright red eyes behind their glass barriers closed peacefully and an absent grin crept on his face. He removed his wide, floppy brim, red fedora, allowing the zephyr to tease at his short, jet black hair. It effects began to lull him into a feeling of rest.
"Excuse me?" asked a soft voice, bringing him out of his meditations.
Admin's eyes shot open and he looked down to find a young woman standing about ten meters away from him. He hadn't even noticed her approach, which was odd in his case. She was a lovely creature; fair skinned, with bleach blonde hair and shocking blue-violet eyes, and then a curved, slender form to back everything with. She wore a grey turtle neck and a long, dark purple skirt. By the way she kept glancing at her feet and twiddled her fingers, it could be safe to assume she was very shy and meek; however, Admin's instinct told him otherwise.
"I'm sorry, but I think my car broke down on the road and there wasn't anyone in sight. I left it looking for some help, but I haven't spotted any houses, and my home is a ways away from here. Do you think you could be a gentlemen and help, please?" she asked, her eyes pleading.
Admin kept his face blank. There wasn't a real road for a good ways away by human standards. Being mainly farmland, most of this area had gravel and dirt paths. "I can't help you," he pointed northeast, "The nearest town's that way, about an hour and a half journey on foot." He decided to leave then and there, and began walking right past her.
Suddenly, she gripped his gloved hand and gently pulled back, he turned back to look at her sharply. Now her face portrayed hints of fear, along with well hidden exasperation. "Can you take me there then? Please, it's so dark and I'm frightened. You can't just leave a lady all alone like this."

#241 to #240 - capslockftw (02/09/2014) [-]
"Then you should have stayed with your car until daybreak," he pulled his hand out of her grasp and continued walking without sparing her a glance. The next thing he knew, she had yanked his hat out of his other hand and was waving it playfully in front of him. He clenched his teeth. "Don't you know it's unwise to talk to strangers, girl?" he asked rhetorically, beginning to lose his patience as he reached out to ****** back his fedora.
Surprisingly, he missed, as the woman quickly moved it away from his reach, a small giggle passing her full lips. Apparently, since the shy and fragile bit hadn't been working for her, she was trying a slightly more confident, energetic, feminine approach. With a slight blush, holding the hat loosely between two fingers and lowering her head closer to one shoulder, she said, "How about a deal? You help me, and you can have this back?" She placed it on top of her head and batted her lashes.
"No," Admin said flatly. Then, using his vampiric speed to his advantage, darted toward her, taking his hat back, placing it back on his person, and standing behind her before she could blink. He began walking away again.
Something gripped his arm more tightly this time. Ten sharp digits made good use of digging themselves into his pale skin, causing blood to pour out. When he turned around this time, what he saw, admittedly, stunned him.
The woman's gentle appearance had dramatically changed into a ravenous state. Her once kind smile had turned into a hungry, savage maw, lined with sharp teeth he failed to notice until now. The most striking feature, however, was blue stripe in her hair and her eyes. One remained that ***** shade of blue-violet. The other was a bloody, burning red; a trait only a true brony could carry.
Admin recognized the nametag on her chest where from a orange colored text stated 'phanact'.
#242 to #241 - capslockftw (02/09/2014) [-]
Quickly, Admin pulled himself free from her grip with extreme ease, the cuts almost instantly starting to heal themselves. He swiftly brought one leg around and tripped her, making her fall flat on her face.
With a low hiss, phanact turned around on the earth to face him, her fangs bared in hatred. 'Insolent oldfag filth!' she screeched, then lunged for him again. Admin easily managed to dodge her, and once he had, HE DREW OUT THE JACKAL, A MASSIVE COMBAT BANANAHAMMER WITH A BLACK GUNMETAL CONSTRUCTION, AND FIRED RIGHT WHERE HER SPINE ENDED. AS PHANACT FELL THERE WAS A DEMONIC SHRIEK, BONE SPLINTERS AND BLOOD BURSTING FROM THE WOUND AS THE BANANAHAMMER STRUCK HOME. ADMIN NOTED THAT HER BODY WAS TRYING TO HEAL AND REGENERATE, ALTHOUGH MUCH MORE SLOWLY COMPARED TO HOW HIS OWN WOULD. SHE FLIPPED HERSELF OVER A SECOND TIME AND HONED IN ON HIM, UNWILLING TO RELENT, HER HAND SHOT OUT TO ATTACK AGAIN. IT FROZE IN MID-AIR AS ADMIN BEGAN MANIPULATING THE SHADOWS AROUND HIM AND FLASHED HIS OWN FANGS AT HER IN AN INSANE-LOOKING SMILE, GIVING HIM A BEYOND TERRIFYING APPEARANCE.If she believed him to be merely human, than he needed to prove to her how very wrong she was.
#243 to #242 - capslockftw (02/09/2014) [-]
Her hand dropped to the grass and she balled it into a fist. 'What are you?' she nearly growled, bananahammer induced confusion and tension swelling up in her.
Admin allowed his glasses to slip down his nose some, revealing to her his twin red eyes as he laughed evilly, 'I thought you would know a true fag when you saw one. How foolish can you be? Never question the powers of the oldest of fags, Admin is not a mere entity, Admin is the joined existence of the minds of long dead and forgotten gods'.
As Admin started to slowly step away from the remains of phanact he noticed she had not totally been engulfed by death, maybe it was fear of death or maybe it was willpower which denied the arrival of death into her body . 'Cling to life with all your might, don't give up what you adore, survive and submit to me and we will commit all our power in order to enlighten the 21st century', he stated. Using whatever energy was left in her carcass phanact whispered 'How?'. Admin went silent for a few seconds after which he appeared near her face in a mere moment. Phanact could feel and hear Admins hot and heavy breaths which was followed by a silent whisper 'Funnyjunk'.
User avatar #239 - furryflava (02/09/2014) [-]
im giving out free servers
#238 - thorseph ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i hate you less than the others.
User avatar #237 - adtrfreak ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
No
#236 - yomommabinshoppin (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm batman riding a dinosaur
#235 - NinjaZombie (02/09/2014) [-]
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie
User avatar #234 - MatthewDMerrill (02/09/2014) [-]
Admin, I believe you sent someone to the sun too.
User avatar #230 - xxcryomarsxx (02/09/2014) [-]
Lemme read you a passage from the book of Funnyjunk. "And His disciple sayeth unto him I lovest thou admin and admin replied saying LOL FEGOT- 1 Admin 3:17
#229 - whatevsnicktrololo (02/09/2014) [-]
**whatevsnicktrololo rolled a random comment #547689 posted by nekopon at Ponyville ** :
I want it so badly.

[jelly intensifies]
#224 - agrofenlas (02/09/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do with my life!
User avatar #222 - tuned ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
I got McNuggets
User avatar #221 - sirvirus (02/09/2014) [-]
Please love me.
User avatar #217 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
I'll make all the OC for you.
#216 - shadowsynergy (02/09/2014) [-]
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#218 to #216 - dapumkin ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i certainly need more anal reference gifs in my life and folder
#223 to #219 - dapumkin ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
ow.. dude. no. ****** ... ow. not what i meant. lol. that just looks... unpleasant... wholesomely unpleasant.
#226 to #225 - dapumkin ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
that ones better lol. depressing. but good.
#227 to #226 - shadowsynergy (02/09/2014) [-]
Almost all of my reactions are anime girls...
Almost all of my reactions are anime girls...
#228 to #227 - dapumkin ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
so i see. i suggest a multiple anal reaction gif dump. lol. make this thread. the best thread. dare i say it. yes i dare. an anal thread.
#231 to #228 - shadowsynergy (02/09/2014) [-]
I don't appear to have anymore relating to anal. I'm sorry...
#232 to #231 - dapumkin ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
my heart just cried. your dead to me shadowsynergy. it could have been something special
#233 to #232 - shadowsynergy (02/09/2014) [-]
That hurts.
#215 - nsali (02/09/2014) [-]
most of the comments here....good luck thou
#214 - cmcmrfunny ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
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