can't bring it to hockey games

#1 - accountforstripey

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(04/10/2014)[-]

Only 7 weiners and a fist?
******* casuals.

#3 to #1 - jcfjr

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Well, this comment was better than the content. You brilliant man, you.

#53 to #3 - anon id: ea8a3865

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(04/11/2014)[-]

funnyjunk: where the comments are funnier than the actual content.

#14 to #1 - sashathefolx

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I don't have the image of the unpopular opinion bird...

but I personally don't like watching Sasha Grey. She talks too ******* much.

#20 to #14 - shatted

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(04/11/2014)[-]

The irony is that when I saw your name I expected your comment on the Sasha Grey picture to be positive.

#35 to #14 - paronix

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I guess it depends if dirty talking and that sort of thing turns you on.

#36 to #35 - depends

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I never got the appeal of dirty talking, to me it just doesn't turn me on.

#2 to #1 - Ryukenblaze

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#7 - froggernaught

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(04/11/2014)[-]

fill it full of dildos. Throw dildos at the players during the game

#34 to #7 - amirblumenfeld

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(04/11/2014)[-]

#50 to #34 - iceholder

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(04/11/2014)[-]

#6 - Yojimbo

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I love hot condiments dripping down my arms

#15 to #6 - benderisgreat

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Whatever floats your goat.

#48 to #6 - maybehuman [OP]

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(04/11/2014)[-]

dosent anybody read the descriptions anymore?

#13 - mymommasallama

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(04/11/2014)[-]

******* genius. people are talking about condiments leaking....you know you do not have to apply them beforehand right?

#25 to #13 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I carry emergency packets of mayo where every I go..

#60 to #25 - mymommasallama

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(04/11/2014)[-]

i totally understand....as a kid my parental units got me in the habit of saving random sauce packets and plasticware from EVERYWHERE (espcially arbys sauce, that shiz goes on everything)
my last roommate thought i was insane for having a drawer full....she retracted her statement when all the silverware was dirty and she needed a fork and honey mustard at 3 am....

#42 to #25 - nanako

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I carry salt everywhere, because of my addiction. whenever i'm out, i always have extra salt to put on stuff

#27 to #25 - depends

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Uh, is there a story behind that? If so I kinda wanna hear it.

#28 to #27 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Its really lame but one time I went out to eat (Maybe a white castle I dunno) But they had a huge bin of mayo packets so I shoved as much as my purse could possibly hold. They have saved me on multiple occasions from bland, under seasoned food. I also carry around salt and pepper packs sometimes as well.

#55 to #28 - thirdjess

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(04/11/2014)[-]

You're like me, but foodier. I carry around an emergency art kit; mini sketch pad and a 'field watercolor kit'.

#63 to #55 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Always got my sketch notebook with me and my pencils too!

#64 to #63 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I enjoy to watercolor I just don't have room for Paint, brushes, and watercolor paper

#65 to #64 - thirdjess

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(04/12/2014)[-]

This thing I have is the size of like one of those bigger boxes of panadol, and it all folds out.

#66 to #65 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/12/2014)[-]

Ahh nice! Like I said its usually just a sketchbook and a bunch of pencils XD

#38 to #28 - earlploddington

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(04/11/2014)[-]

you are a clever sausage

#29 to #28 - depends

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Alright, still at least you could say there's something unique about yourself

#31 to #29 - fables

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(04/11/2014)[-]

you want unique, ask her where she keeps the ketchup packets she took from wendy's

#32 to #31 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Quiet you! They must not know.

#33 to #32 - depends

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(04/11/2014)[-]

#30 to #29 - cannibalisticbri

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I suppose one of the few that make me unique XD.

#22 - davyjoneslocker

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(04/11/2014)[-]

It holds 7 but only keeps 6 warsm?

#58 to #22 - tacticalbacon

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(04/11/2014)[-]

You eat one the instant you get in, duh.
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#17 - eggoman

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(04/11/2014)[-]

>Implying high prices in baseball parks are un-american.
>Clearly trying to subvert the free market
>0/10 don't buy beer from communists

#39 to #17 - thelastamerican

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Always bring your own beer. I'm not forking out $5 for a bud lite. I'm not forking out any money for a bud lite. I'm bringing me some Jack in a flask. Plenty of kick in a smaller space. You can't go wrong, and for the price of those beers, you could probably upgrade to some 4 roses.

#40 - geffunplz

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(04/11/2014)[-]

But wont it get all messy on the inside and need constant cleaning and all that ****.
Otherwise not a bad idea.

#44 to #40 - mrnpc

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(04/11/2014)[-]

this is why you dont put on the toppings until you're ready to eat it. And carry a few mustard and ketchup packets with you

#62 to #44 - geffunplz

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(04/11/2014)[-]

That's true, but hot dogs are still greasy nonetheless.

#9 - anon id: 624b6fa8

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Screw you, for many of those vendors that is their personal business and by sneaking **** in you are hurting their small business, not the ballpark.

#18 to #9 - someoneforamoment#221 on contentRank#221

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(04/11/2014)[-]

Well then don't charge me $7 for something I can get for $1.50 at Costco with a drink.

#23 to #18 - autoxx

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(04/11/2014)[-]

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#67 to #9 - anon id: d92ded1d

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(07/03/2014)[-]

99.999% of the time it's a major corporation like Aramark, and those employees get paid jack crap. the only people that benefit from $7 dogs or $12 beers at events are shareholders.

#26 - weirddark

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(04/11/2014)[-]

#10 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I am now severely bothered by the fact that it's advertised as being able to "keep 6 dogs warm for all 9 innings" but there's 7 hot dogs in it. What, does the one in the finger just get cold? Do you have to make sure you eat that one first?

#11 to #10 - demandsgayversion

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(04/11/2014)[-]

It has the ability to keep 6 dogs warm for all 9 innings, but with 7 dogs in there, by the end of the 8th inning, they drop slightly below the threshold of warm (an arbitrary temperature designation signifying the heat at which 6 dogs comfortably sit). For legal reasons, the terms agreement states that it can keep 7 dogs 'tepid'.

#56 to #10 - thirdjess

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(04/11/2014)[-]

I mean it would kinda make sense the lone hotdog sittin up there in the drafty finger would get colder, quicklier.