I have to tell you guys this story!

>Once there was a boy at my school
>He got into a pretty violent car accident and was gone for a while
>People used to visit him but they stopped after a while
>A few weeks ago I heard that he was going to come back
>People crowded around the school door and were amazed
>His hair had turned from black into bright white
>He said it was from when the cars had smashed so hard
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