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User avatar #6869744 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
ITT : describe yourself when drunk

Irritable, flamboyant, 1000% gay
User avatar #6870371 to #6869744 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
There is a point ,maybe to get you to stop being a lying Prick ,but i guess that may never work because you're just gonna stay 13 and wanting people to notice you
User avatar #6870384 to #6870371 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
I want people to notice me indeed
I'm a fucking attention whore that's what I want
User avatar #6869930 to #6869744 - novabird (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't get intoxicate, tried once and best description was homicidal/murderous.
User avatar #6869846 to #6869744 - vincento (12/01/2013) [-]
cunt to people I don't really know
overly friendly with people I do
User avatar #6869810 to #6869744 - suxferyu (12/01/2013) [-]
pretty much the same as when i'm sober. i don't get up and dance, i don't talk to random people, i don't do anyhting really stupid like trying to jump off the roof or mistake a girl for a man or something
User avatar #6869794 to #6869744 - aczzoh (12/01/2013) [-]
never been

your like 3years younger than me wtf
User avatar #6869795 to #6869744 - optimussum (12/01/2013) [-]
wont shut up
User avatar #6869780 to #6869744 - thatsadpotato **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
angry
User avatar #6869779 to #6869744 - agreatusername (12/01/2013) [-]
friendly, spontaneous.
I like to run away when im drunk(for some reason I always go missing and nobody can find me for like 2 hours.)
I never stop talking.
User avatar #6869761 to #6869744 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
i just act energetic, like an idiot
User avatar #6869756 to #6869744 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
talkative, arguing, relaxed
User avatar #6869755 to #6869744 - allnamesrtaken (12/01/2013) [-]
Even when I am 21 I don't plan to drink.
User avatar #6869752 to #6869744 - geeky (12/01/2013) [-]
Offensive, impulsive, sassy
User avatar #6869750 to #6869744 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Dude aren't you like, younger then me?
User avatar #6869799 to #6869750 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
he is 14/15
User avatar #6869809 to #6869799 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
he looks younger than me
User avatar #6869833 to #6869809 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
He said that he was 15 but i know he is about 13
User avatar #6869843 to #6869833 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
So then he is the same age as me
User avatar #6869867 to #6869843 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Yea As you noticed he lies about everything ,he mostly likey hasn't drunk one beer yet just wants people to notice him
User avatar #6869893 to #6869867 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Probably stop acting like a man whore dark
User avatar #6869778 to #6869750 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm younger than 3/4 of everyone here
but I act like a fucking whore
Like if you ask me I'll show you my ass
User avatar #6869822 to #6869778 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
Send me a pic of your ass and face, so i can procede to find out who you are, and send those pics to your family, and tell them what a whore their daughter is being. Not GTFO
User avatar #6869826 to #6869822 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
''daughter''
ohlol
User avatar #6869845 to #6869826 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
Looks like a can tell them how much of a bitch their little faggot is being then
User avatar #6869882 to #6869845 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
My parents saw my drunk once
My mom was disapointed, but my dad was laughing at me and helping me get more drunk

''Dad make me another vodka-orange juice''
*pours only vodka*
User avatar #6869920 to #6869882 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
>said you lived alone with your room mate
Your own lies are falling in on you buddy
User avatar #6869927 to #6869920 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
>Family parties
User avatar #6869942 to #6869927 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
You're such a bad lier
User avatar #6869957 to #6869942 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm not getting drunk anymore at family parties since that day
User avatar #6870018 to #6869957 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Ok dude shut the fuck up ,this is way alot of people liked it when you left because you lied all the fucking time
1. you've never had sex before that is very easy to tell
2. you've mostly never gotten drunk before
3. you live with your Parents so stop trying to cover that up with more shitty lies
4. you just act 'gay' as you say and that offends me very much
5. If you are such a 'man whore' go post your nudes all over the /gay/ board then
User avatar #6870056 to #6870018 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
1. Give reason
2. Give reason
3. No. Just no.
4. Only when I'm drunk
5. Why ? I'm not that much a man whore, exactly 6 people have seen me nude.
User avatar #6870088 to #6870056 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
>4.Only When I'm Drunk
you said you had daily Sex with someone for once ,so there is another stoping point to one of you lies there buddy
User avatar #6870132 to #6870088 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Someone can live without acting full ''gay'' like you said.
BTW I'm single since a month now
User avatar #6870179 to #6870132 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
By the way that sentnece has nothing to do with the thing i just said

why don't you just stop saying lies before you forget what you said ,like you did already
User avatar #6870185 to #6870179 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Did I ?
User avatar #6870237 to #6870185 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Your own Lies are falling are cutting each other off ,then you make other lies like 'At parties' so yea you kind of are forgeting ,Like i said before You are the Wrost Lier ever
User avatar #6870245 to #6870237 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't get your point
User avatar #6870308 to #6870245 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
What does this have to with anything we are talking about?
i'm saying you are lying ,and that you should stop
Me being Productive has nothing to do with what i'm talking about
User avatar #6870318 to #6870308 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
There's still no point with fighting over it
User avatar #6870250 to #6870245 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
YOU ARE A BAD LIER


Does that help buddy? or do you need it bigger?
User avatar #6870288 to #6870250 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
No
fighting with someone over the internet about their personal life and claiming everything they say are lies.

100% Productive

There's no** fucking** point
User avatar #6869938 to #6869927 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Yea ok
User avatar #6869902 to #6869882 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
go to briarcliff
#6869813 to #6869778 - stripey ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6869785 to #6869778 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Isn't that cp?
User avatar #6869805 to #6869785 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Here in canada, as long as no one have more than 5 years apart from me, it's not
#6869889 to #6869805 - mr skeltal (12/01/2013) [-]
The age of consent in Canada is 16. All U.S. states set their limits between 16 and 18.

Thats not true there buddy
User avatar #6869901 to #6869889 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
It is
But parent consent is needed
User avatar #6869935 to #6869901 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
You said you lived alone you fuck
User avatar #6869948 to #6869935 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Like they even care about that
User avatar #6869817 to #6869805 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Well alright then
User avatar #6869768 to #6869750 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
not every country has a working law enforcement you know?
User avatar #6869786 to #6869768 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
canada power
User avatar #6869803 to #6869786 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
Oh, that's surprising. Children can buy alcohol in Canada?
User avatar #6869852 to #6869834 - aczzoh (12/01/2013) [-]
except no

and the drinking age is 19, unless he's in certain parts, where he can drink if his parents watch him.
User avatar #6869891 to #6869852 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
no one fucking cares about drinking age here
User avatar #6869871 to #6869852 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
I said yes. Discussion closed.
User avatar #6869879 to #6869871 - aczzoh (12/01/2013) [-]
fuck you nigga
no
User avatar #6869887 to #6869879 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
aight, bend ova c:
yesh
User avatar #6869905 to #6869887 - aczzoh (12/01/2013) [-]
oki bby
nu tho
User avatar #6869912 to #6869905 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
*we fuk nao*
i disagree
User avatar #6869812 to #6869803 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
no
but usually parents/older friends do
User avatar #6869830 to #6869812 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
Ha, it's the opposite in my country

here 6-7 year old children can buy beer
User avatar #6869849 to #6869830 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Like here no one cares if you're 13 and drinking
Legal sex age is 12, but you can have sex partners up to 14-15 years old
User avatar #6869866 to #6869849 - alhemicar (12/01/2013) [-]
WHY WASN'T I BORN IN CANADA?!!!!
User avatar #6869932 to #6869866 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
because eh
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