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User avatar #6460460 - PFCMadness (11/02/2013) [-]
Quick story, because I'm bored:

> Be me, Male at age 20
> Working as Overnight Maintenance at Walmart
> Ordered by angry German manager that hated maintenance crew to clean the tops of the steel shelves used for storing maintenance equipment
> Spend 10 minutes searching for tallest ladder in store
> Climb that bitch like a Catachan
> Take a moment to admire the vast accumulation of dust
> Start cleaning that shit
> 5 minutes in, get sudden urge to sneeze
> Unable to suppress, brace self for thunderous expulsion of air
> Sneeze, and proceed to lose balance on top of 20 foot ladder
> Fall off said ladder
> Contemplate life and death as I collide with shelves on way down
> Bounce off floor scrubber
> Ricochet and collide with floor buffer
> Impact on cold, unforgiving concrete floor
> Didn't lose consciousness
> Notice massive amounts of pain in right shoulder
> Shit be out of place, yo
> Grab that fucker and wrench it back into place
> Later learn that I had annihilated the Labrum in my shoulder
User avatar #6460494 to #6460460 - tittentei (11/02/2013) [-]
Is your shoulder okay now? Dude? That's fucking harsh.
User avatar #6460515 to #6460494 - PFCMadness (11/02/2013) [-]
It's alright. Still hurts every now and then, particularly when I move wrong or if there's a sudden change in weather. Good thing I'm left handed, was unable to move my right arm for three months, and some of the muscle atrophied...
User avatar #6460547 to #6460515 - tittentei (11/02/2013) [-]
man I'm sorry to hear. If I could, I would punch your manager really hard

like really hard
User avatar #6460573 to #6460547 - PFCMadness (11/02/2013) [-]
She knows just how much I hate her. Scared her shitless when I was transferred to sporting goods.

"Are you sure it ist eine gut idea? Putting him vith sie guns?!" - Actual quote
#6460472 to #6460460 - PFCMadness (11/02/2013) [-]
Part 2:
> Fucker dislocates several dozen times a day
> See a doctor
> MRI confirms that shit be fucked
> Commence surgery
> Army doctor impressed with extent of damage
> "Looked like a bomb went off in there!"
> Only thing holding shoulder in place now is a series of screws and wires
> MFW denied workers compensation: "No proof it happened while you were here!"

TL;DR Fuck Walmart
User avatar #6460502 to #6460472 - tittentei (11/02/2013) [-]
damn boy :/

usa i guess
User avatar #6460544 to #6460502 - PFCMadness (11/02/2013) [-]
I love my country... I took the oath to protect it, until I was injured in AIT and discharged...

I hate the people on Capitol Hill, though. I'm not gonna go into details, since my political ideology seems to be rather frowned upon on this website.
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