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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] hmm... i should finish this sometime:
Hush little one sleep now so tight, your daddy will protect you with his armor so bright.
And with his armor he will smite anyone that brings harm to his light
You're mom will take you under her wings, light up your path show you your way.
(My) sweet little child, (i'll) keep guard through the night.
Protecting you from the evil that's just beyond sight.
None shall harm a hair on your head
As long as (i) stand here, a gleaming sword prepared to shred.
Through the fore and flames i will carry on, Untill... you're safe.
Hush little one sleep now so tight, your daddy will protect you with his armor so bright.
And with his armor he will smite anyone that brings harm to his light
You're mom will take you under her wings, light up your path show you your way.
(My) sweet little child, (i'll) keep guard through the night.
Protecting you from the evil that's just beyond sight.
None shall harm a hair on your head
As long as (i) stand here, a gleaming sword prepared to shred.
Through the fore and flames i will carry on, Untill... you're safe.
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] well it seems that we have a intruder that is stealing some alchemy formulas from us. That are used against bronyfriend in his war. He is in my hospital for the moment since i lost his entire army
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] i'm 3000 years old so...
anyway sorry if i gave you the wrong signals but i need your help to find this person
anyway sorry if i gave you the wrong signals but i need your help to find this person
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] not me but i got over 2 million soldiers that are willing to satisfy you
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] i'm sorry madam i just find your species interesting
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt opens a door to a massive buffet**
i don't doubt that
well here we are
i don't doubt that
well here we are
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] *a waiter bows deeply*
ah here is Karkem. if you want anything just tell him
ah here is Karkem. if you want anything just tell him
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt shows the way with his hand**
the tables are this way madam
the tables are this way madam
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt moves out warzones chair so she is able to sit down**
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt pours two glasses of wine**
really? please tell more
really? please tell more
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt pushes away the curtains to show a glorious city with towers reaching up above the clouds**
our society is more of a anthill. we help each other out on everything and can use magic to help us and others in the galaxy. But our training takes far longer then all the other planets. our ground school is 20 years long and the military training is even longer.
our society is more of a anthill. we help each other out on everything and can use magic to help us and others in the galaxy. But our training takes far longer then all the other planets. our ground school is 20 years long and the military training is even longer.
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] oh and while you are here i need help of your expertise
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt looking weird at warzone**
where did those wings come from?
where did those wings come from?
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt throws a rope around warzones neck and drags him with in the fall**
why don't you join me the night air is fresh
why don't you join me the night air is fresh
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt grabs warzone with his psychics and smashes him into the wall**
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] *the swords flies out of warzones hand and get stuck far above him*
haven't your mom thought you to not play with sharp items?
haven't your mom thought you to not play with sharp items?
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt smiles as the sword breaks**
i waited for you to do that
i waited for you to do that
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] well i don't think i will feed you with love so meat it is. follow me
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt bows**
okay then thanks for the training but i need to check my patient
okay then thanks for the training but i need to check my patient
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt disapers in front of warzon's eyes**
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] *suddenly dead liches starts to spawn everywhere and warzone heres a voice*
i guess these was yours.
i guess these was yours.
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] *suddenly all liches starts to attack warzone*
well i do
well i do
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt lifts his hand and the liches start to shine and disaper one after one**
why didn't you say that immediately?
why didn't you say that immediately?
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt takes a sword from his back and sign them to come at him**
so is this sword
so is this sword
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt hits a lichs and it disappears leaving only it's cloth left. and the rest of the liches backs away from the power of the sword**
do you know what interesting with this sword?
do you know what interesting with this sword?
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt looks while the sword repairs itself and the of cut piece whiter**
that's why
that's why
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] *the swords restores and starts to glow green*
should i have told you that it absorbs power?
should i have told you that it absorbs power?
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warzon ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
**warzon slices the sword repetivley inhalf**
It would work if my sword doesnt drain power as well and discard it.
Besides theres speical items that makes green metal actualy able to wield
*Watchs jack fall through the floor with the weight*
It would work if my sword doesnt drain power as well and discard it.
Besides theres speical items that makes green metal actualy able to wield
*Watchs jack fall through the floor with the weight*
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt flies easily up again and starts to levitate**
well then swords are overrated anyway
well then swords are overrated anyway
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt lifts warzone up in the air with psychics**
you wanted something
you wanted something
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt throws of his mantle**
this just got intresting
this just got intresting
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt stumbles back and magically takes a wand out of nowhere**
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt shows no signs of pain and hits warzone under the cheek with my wand**
and goodbye
and goodbye
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt looks at the half wand in his hand**
you realize this was 3000 years old right
you realize this was 3000 years old right
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt kicks him in the ass**
welcome to the club
welcome to the club
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt elegantly lands on one leg**
me neither
me neither
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt catch it in mid air and throws it back**
oh but i'm only paying for the moment, CATCH!
oh but i'm only paying for the moment, CATCH!
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jackthunderjt (06/14/2013) [-] **jackthunderjt raises an eye brown**
are we done now i'm in a little bit of hurry
are we done now i'm in a little bit of hurry
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jackthunderjt (06/13/2013) [-] nha this is only a lullaby that i'm making for a later chapter
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bastardsdeletezahn (06/13/2013) [-] EXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIGHT!
ENTEEEEERRRRRRR NIGHT!
ENTEEEEERRRRRRR NIGHT!
