Never needed it.

Can never be too prepared

I can look for it.

yeah
see my brother used to have a friend who played dnd
and apparently one of his characters got turned to stone
came back as a kobold who had to use chicken sacrifice to use magic

You will be the first person I tell when we start. Promise.

OK

As a barbarian, are you going to premote to a frenzied berzerker?

what is that

You would be more focused on rage then anything else. You can focus as being a tank to.

oh god I can imagine it now
a crazed, trophy covered hobo dwarf weilding an axe twice his size screaming in unfiltered rage

They are pretty good. Your axe would probably be about 8 feet.

and if I take feats for throwing........

You would have to go pick up your axe every time. You would need to carry hand axes.

A size larger do to monkey hand

Hand axes are still tiny as shit. Like, kinda hatchet sized. You would throw a bit larger hatchet.

I know
but it would still cause more damage
also what are the gods you are using

Anything in the books. Nothing homebrew, nothing abridged.

so pelor?

Of course. odd deity for a barbarian, but okay.

not choosing him
Just showing ya thething

Yeah you could choose him. If you wanted, playershandbook one should have all the deities.

Did you not notice the imageattached to the pelor thing?
I'd proably go kord or moradin, or maybe that god of luck

Luck would be kinda funny, since hes homeless. He can be the most optimistic guy ever.

Yeah
also
do you have that table for the resurrection as diffrent races things?

A dwarf Barbarian, whole tribe disappears, leaves him alone, he makes his way to a village where he takes shelter on the streets.

perfect
also
plot hook

I like to bring the character backstory into it. So you will probably find the tribe later.

Can I use fuck huge axes and make trophies out of my enemies

You cant take like flesh, but teeth would be okay. And if you get the feat monkey grip you can use weapons one size up.

I know of that feat
also
how do you deal with natural twenties

Max dammage, plus the natural roll.
Like if its 2d6 it would be 12+2d6

DO I need to use my own books

Explain.

Right next to me are all of my pen and paper rpg books
do I need to use them to play
or can I just roll and such

I can give you all the pdfs to what you will need.

I may have the books
complete warrior is on top of the pile due to me not having bookselves

You will need players handbook 1 and 2

I do not have numbah two
I can dig numbah one out
but It's top right edge (just the hard cover not the pages themselves) is a bit chewed
what books are you using for monstahs

all 3. I dont go by them all the time.

No extra bitty bits?
well i'm good with that
send me over player book numbah two pdf
also
when do ya plan on playing this
also I do need a character sheet

Still filling out college shit. Probably not till the start of july. I do a lot of homebrew for enemies.

DaMN

Sorry.

DAMN

Wha chu wont?

so

if I do join the next dnd thing yah do on roll twenty
What are e going to be doing

D&d.
Explain your question more.

Depends which one of my campaigns I wanna do, or if I wanna do a pre-made.

Will you be mad if my character finds away to get an easily lit/ ever burning torch
and an easily replenishable source of alcohol

Its 3.5, so anything everlasting would be extremely expensive or extremely hard to do. But if you can do it legitimately why argue

will you allow psionics?

I do not allow psionics as characters. They are either really overpowered, or shit. Not a good character as a first time play.

Can you tell me about yer campaigns

I have had them vary from, a evil deity raised whom is slowly reaping all life from the world to bring a legendary dragon to life named "Shaterer" and campaigns where a simple "Guard the caravan" job goes completely wrong. Each one a different setting. the deity one started where there was little poverty, no warfare for a very long time and everyone is happy. When the deity is brought back she causes the two largest countries to go to war, and involve every little country between them.
The caravan one was with a caste system, some richer then others and such. All of the characters had a reason to why they needed the money for guarding it.

if I get in on the caravan one
can I make a hobo

I wont do the Caravan one again. It just ended, starting a new one or one of the others I did. And just fix it. But you could still be homeless.
I take it you wanna be a dwarf?

Yes sir
also does roll20 keep character sheets
because I have no way to print some

You dont need to print. You keep it as a document. If you have adobe you will be fine.

Adobe reader or
also are you dming
if so
can you tell me what feats I have
and or we using lords of madness

It depends. I allow free chosing. You chose your race and class and feats. No rolling on that shit. You would pick what way you wanna fight, your race, and your class.

dwarf
barbarian hobo or perhaps druid if I can so I can summon rats

Dwarves make horrible spell casters of any kind. You could do a human druid.