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#4649162 - princessthymicorn (05/30/2013) [-]
You go on to thread after a long day of whatever it is you do. But you notice something strange, everyone is talking about you, and not your username, but your real name. You ask what's going on, you are told by everyone present to wait for the rest of the users to get on their computers. You patiently but curiously wait. It is announced by DJ 4DM1N that everyone is here.   
Then, a user (let's say phanact for no reason whatsoever) says "IRL thread". Everyone posts their IRLs, but you notice something, these are not the IRLs you've seen before on this thread. But, you have seen these faces before. A confused yet terrified expression dawns on your face as you realise what is happening. Every user on this board, every last one, is somebody you know in real life. You see your friends, you see your siblings, you see the person you have a crush on, you even see some people you barely know, but you do know them. Slowly every IRL is posted, each one an acquaintance of yours. Then, the big moment comes. DJ 4DM1N himself posts his IRL, only to reveal that the DJ 4DM1N account has been run by your parents.   
A link is posted to a webcam chat, and you are told to join. With no idea what's going on, you click the link, to see all those friends with accounts here appear on video, with your parents at the top. In complete unison, they chant the same thing over and over. At first, you can barely hear, it's but a whisper from your speakers. Slowly it gets louder, until the revelation shocks you. Over and over they are saying "you have to wake up, you have to wake up, you have to wake up...".   
Your heart starts pumping, sweat flooding from your body. You try to scream but no sound comes out. Suddenly it hits you like a school bus, you spring up from the hospital bed, covered in sweat and tears. You look around to see all your friends and family who came to visit. The friends and family who came to visit for the one year anniversary since you were hit by the school bus and fell into a coma.
You go on to thread after a long day of whatever it is you do. But you notice something strange, everyone is talking about you, and not your username, but your real name. You ask what's going on, you are told by everyone present to wait for the rest of the users to get on their computers. You patiently but curiously wait. It is announced by DJ 4DM1N that everyone is here.
Then, a user (let's say phanact for no reason whatsoever) says "IRL thread". Everyone posts their IRLs, but you notice something, these are not the IRLs you've seen before on this thread. But, you have seen these faces before. A confused yet terrified expression dawns on your face as you realise what is happening. Every user on this board, every last one, is somebody you know in real life. You see your friends, you see your siblings, you see the person you have a crush on, you even see some people you barely know, but you do know them. Slowly every IRL is posted, each one an acquaintance of yours. Then, the big moment comes. DJ 4DM1N himself posts his IRL, only to reveal that the DJ 4DM1N account has been run by your parents.
A link is posted to a webcam chat, and you are told to join. With no idea what's going on, you click the link, to see all those friends with accounts here appear on video, with your parents at the top. In complete unison, they chant the same thing over and over. At first, you can barely hear, it's but a whisper from your speakers. Slowly it gets louder, until the revelation shocks you. Over and over they are saying "you have to wake up, you have to wake up, you have to wake up...".
Your heart starts pumping, sweat flooding from your body. You try to scream but no sound comes out. Suddenly it hits you like a school bus, you spring up from the hospital bed, covered in sweat and tears. You look around to see all your friends and family who came to visit. The friends and family who came to visit for the one year anniversary since you were hit by the school bus and fell into a coma.
User avatar #4649196 to #4649162 - sethja (05/30/2013) [-]
daym

deep
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User avatar #4649188 to #4649162 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
faved so i can read later
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User avatar #4649185 to #4649179 - princessthymicorn (05/30/2013) [-]
i no ur mum duz
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