**jackthunderjt bows**
you wanted to see me my queen

Supreme Leader brony-Friend need some of his men's memories erased.
Please see to it that it is done.
This is the information on them. They are around the German shores, heading to China to spoil our plans. Please get your Psychics to see to them.
get your guy to remove all their memories of our plan and anything that can lead to us. then have them sent back to their families and implant a fake life for them. normal job all that, do the same for the family. we will ofc pay you and pay for having them put back into society.

i can't take money for such an easy task, mylady. but i will talk to bronyfriend to get further information.

Yes i can see that you already have all the info you need, my scouts last saw them at the german/poland border, if possible try not to hurt them to much, they are just frightend. but ofc if they defend themselves you have my permission to use full force,

Viking bronyfriend i have some bad new. They were just not frightened they were mind controlled. so you might have a bigger threat than you realized. My army will take care of them and we will do anything we can to take them out of it.

that is a problem. can you cure them of the mind controll at all? is it possible?? if not you have my permission to take them out. just do it with dignity.

i'm not sure yet i will run some tests and see what i can do. I will report to you with more information when i know more.

i will get to it right away and will inform you more later.

We will have it noted, and can arrange something at a later date.
Good good, the sonner the better.

how has your day been mylady?

Crappy.
Yours?

how come?

well good i got the highest grade on my math test. and i'm almost finished with my driving school.

A load of things from pain in my leg, lack of sleep, hunger, feeling like I've done something wrong or am not good enough for some one...
Say do you have Skype by any chance?

and the FJ froze on me...

i do imagine

i can't say i know you good but from my point of view you are good enough

Whats?

That may be so to you, but from what I've seen this person say I'm not so sure I am...

i have skype. i hate that smileys face

well then try to not listen to him

wanna add me? thats why I use = instead of : or ;

Its hard when I feel so much for him...

sure thing! =D

so his a ex?

I'll talk about it on skype.
I'll send my name in a PM.

so i sent

So I see.

ah everyday we get closer to england. i cant wait to see how many kills ill get . im part of the frontal assault. want to be where the action is.

Awesomesauces my Viking.
Tell me how are the men fairing?

well after that guy ate a whole bag of mushrooms last night, there has been a few problems with moral, some of the men dont want to eat them cause he ended up in a coma.......i know that most of my men are loyal, and will fight for us, but during the night about 1000 of my men took their ships and left. said they where going to seak help from china and reveal all our secrets. right now i think they are somewhere near germany. my scouts founf their boats, on the german shore, i think they are going to go to china on foor. haft to admire their positivity, thinking they will get to china in time to warn them about our plans, but it could still be a problem

I will get Elder Jack's psychics to stop them and change their mind, they should turn around then.
I can also send provisions to help your man out of his coma if you would like?

nah thats not nessesary, the coma is just temporary, we knew he would wake up today, but between you and me we are going to let him sleet untill we land in england, so it doesnt happen again, we only just found out today so if my men had only stayed ..... but what can you do. they will be punshed for disobediance. get your guy to remove all their memories of our plan and anything that can lead to us. then have them sent back to their famillies and implant a fake life for them. normal job all that, do the same for the familly. we will ofc pay you and pay for having them put back into society.

Consider it done. I know Elder Jackthunderjt will be happy to oblige to the above statement.
Now what is the plan of attack?

we are vikings. our job is to cause as much destruction and mayham as possible. that will draw englands attention to us, and their army, we will be attacking all over the south-eastern part of england, and everytime we strike we will be gone before they can do anything. then we attack a new location and drawn them there, and then we repeat untill they are tired, and defensless. this is when you attack from behind, destroyng their forces, capturing the queen, and conquering england in a matter of days

This is a most brilliant plan!
I shall have my men and women ready by the dawn of your arrival.
We have infiltrated many bog corporations and take over shall be silent but deadly.
The Queen has been spun a tale that makes the Scottish 100% innocent and have a full alibi. She believes there is an English traitor among her men and has ordered her family to move to their safe house, provided by us the Scots naturally.
This is where the Irish step in, They shall hold a big feast for her, and whilst everyone is enjoying themselves Elder Jack will wipe there memories.
My new government is ready to take place in an instant.
The English have been reduced and weakened greatly.
The world shall be our soon enough!

that is will be. Muahahahaha

Mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

lol my men are laughing their asses off. they heard my evil laugh. im going to hear about this one for a while

Oh dear...
I am currently with Lord Id-rk, laughing is no problem, he knows of our intentions, hence the Irish involvement.

great. man i really want to open some of the beer we have. bu i dont think that about 9000 vikings getting drunk in the middle of the ocean is such a good idea

No it is not.
Lord Idr has said he will provide all your mean with ale when you arrive.

thats great tell him thanks, but that still doesnt make me want to drink less.

He said no problems.
Why not have a drink inprivate?

no i am fair to my men, if they cant drink the nither shall i

Loyalty. A quality I admire most in my men.

thank you

i was told you needed my assistance. what may i help you with, king bronyfriend?

You are most welcome.

i shall send it with my fastets ship and my most trusted friend, i shall make sure it arraives in scotland

Send it to England. I have already begun infiltration....

good work, have you learned any secrets yet? like where we can find all their tea and burn it?

I have stored the tea safely.
I have a trade with l'Innconue to provide tea to them.

ah good idea, dont execute their queen just yet i want to be there.

She shall be left unharmed and on Earth once we leave.

good but she wont be royalty right?

mope. Shell be called ''the queen'' still but I am the real queen.

Right now I do not think there is much to offer, as we are a developing country. But we will develop! After her royal higness Sherly finishes watching Derren Brown's show.

That is fine.
We have a continuous export of all the teas in the universe, please contact us if you wish to have some of these teas.

then how about this? when our sons and daughters turn 50 we shall introduce them to each other and if they like each other we can strengthen our blood lines by uniting them !!!!!

That sounds like a creative plan indeed!

yea that would be awsome. you think we can give ourselves super powers? like teleportation?

Maybe... In the future maybe...

it would make travel between planets faster. oh we could train a special team of highly skilled teleporting ninja vikings !!!!

That would certainly be entertaining!

what special forces do you want ? remember, dont give them to much power, we need to be able to controll them if they go evil

I wish to be a peaceful planet. I will have a trained army force, and everyone will serve in it at some point, but for the most part that will be for show and rarely for use in wars. I wish not to have wars.

ofc but the squad doesnt have to be millitary or combat. you could have them help with natural disasters with their super powers? mabet you train some to be special messengers.

I would feel like I am taking advantage of my people.
I will have an elite force that will do interplanetary travels, but not with super powers.

okay. dang i haft to go eat, we cant start rowing to england on empty stomachs can we now. vikings need fuel for our plan to succed

That is fine, we shall continue in some time my friend.
Enjoy your food and ale!

i shall my friend and i hope you accept this friend invite

I accept all friend requests!
Good Day Kind Sir!

im back !!!!

Hello Supreme Leader Denmark.
How was your meal?

satisfying thank you

Very well.
How are your Vikings?

still feasting. i haft to plan the attack after all, but they will be ready to leave at the next tide

Very good.
When you have set sail, release a lone Dodo bird. I shall know when to prepare my Scotts and Irish men...

and beer !!!

Oishiine
Leown
Lordflutter
Ascendedwings
Warzon
Jackthunderjt
Would you each like your own planet?

Sure

Name of your planet.
How you are going to rule it (government or monarchy or what ever you wish)
Specialty.

Hmmmm.......Forexia.

Uuuhhhhh......I suppose kind of like a monarchy.

Mineral export.

Niiiice

Cools

Awesomesauces!

Welcome Forexia, and King Lord to the new universe Markedonia!

Is this like a game?

I honestly don't know
brony friend and I are taking over the world and making a new universe.

Oh alright. Why make a new one?

To make a better place, and start again.
To redeem the damned ones.
To free the imprisoned ones.
To love the world as it is our own.
Do you not think that if every country had their own planet there would be more peace among us? Wars would be ended, unless people wish to carry on blowing their selves up, in which case having our own planet means we don't need to interfere unless asked by that plant to.
We can each have our own ruling system and meat up in a neutral zone to trade.
It will be blissful!



yesh totally just a game that has little or no meaning to it... play along, its fun!

Oh. Alright. I'll have to do it later. I can't stay on here long.

thats fine

sure :3

Leave your name and how you will rule your planet, plus specialty below. I must go, I have a party to attend.

<3

**warzon casualy smiles**

Gimme.

**whiskeyskitten snuggles close to you and whispers**

Shush, maybe anothe time <3

**warzon whispers softly**

to molest you? Sure`

**whiskeyskitten snarls at you**

No.

I said ill wait dear-
Now its gonna happen

I don't like that word, nor things related to it.
Sorry I shouldn't have snapped at you.
I just really don't like things like molest or pedophiles...
I'm sorry I'd normally take it as a joke, but I'm just a bit tired is all...

Well i was thinking of my fetish of sleep molestation-
But if your thinking pedophile then i dont think we should talk about that.
And its fine.

No thats okay I guess...
And no I'm not I'm just pre-warning you that I'm not too keen on those types of things thats all...
Sorry again honnie

Well ive broken ground with harder people.

Meh...
Forget about it, and go on as we were, even though imma leaving soon?

Sure love~

Laters love~

**whiskeyskitten nods my head, kissing his nose lightly**

Or atleas support me...

**warzon slowly moves my bad arm around her legs and my good arm around her head and begins to slowly carry her to the bedroom**

A-Alright.

**whiskeyskitten stays still and tries not to put too much weight on him**

I could have walked my love...

**warzon kisses her breasts through her shirt casualy purring as he slowly sets her down**

But then you'd stop me from doing that.

**whiskeyskitten giggles and purrs at the same time**

I'd never be able to stop you completely haha

**warzon begins to move down to kiss her chest again**

Mmm really now?

**whiskeyskitten nods her head**

Uh huh, bit your gonna stop cause I cant move my leg without pain...

**warzon smiles softly kissing her breasts again**

Just dont move your legs.

**whiskeyskitten shakes her head**

Nope, not today my love, I am sorry, I fon't feel well enough...

Does it hurt when i kiss there?

I'm just sore and tired all over at the moment, I can't get comfy anywhere...

I think you can get use to bliss ja?

huh?

Dipping into a bit of german.

I guessed was just confussed by the bliss bit tis all

**warzon shrugs and slwoly begins to slip up her shirt slowly**

**whiskeyskitten shakes her head, turns onto her side and slowly falls asleep**

Imma ho watch a film before bed...Night <3

**warzon sighs and crawls in after her hugging her lightly**

**whiskeyskitten hobbles in on crutches**
Imma back my love!

**warzon slowly hugs her careful not to put too much weight on her**

How are you love?

**whiskeyskitten wobbles slightly, still learning to use the crutches**

I am... Okay... Still in pain, they have nothing that will touch me...

**warzon hugs her closely provideing a spot to press against**

Well now we can be pain buddies.

**whiskeyskitten nuzzles your face softly, grateful for the extra support**

Yesh we can, if you still hurting from your slip?

**warzon nuzzles whiskeys neck gently**

Yes.

**whiskeyskitten purrs into your ear**

Oh my love...

**warzon slowly begins to move a arm around her sides slowly offering her even further support**

*mes jumps a little on my good leg to get comfy*

**warzon kisses her happily now that she was leaning on him**

**whiskeyskitten Hugs him tightly as she feels her balance failing her**

**warzon grabs her with both arms whinceing slightly as he begins to pick her up and move toward the couch**

**whiskeyskitten winces for both of us**
I am sorry my love...

**warzon kisses her intensely smileing**

Dont be

**whiskeyskitten kiss him back, a bit breathless from his first kiss**

If you are sure...

**warzon slowly sits her down kissing her slowly lower**

**whiskeyskitten giggles at his soft touch and shakes her head softly**

I don't think I can tonight my love...

**warzon smiles softly kissing her chest lightly**

Alright-
Want me to carry you to bed?

**whiskeyskitten bats your nose**

Nothing...

**warzon giggles and kisses whiskeys nose**

**whiskeyskitten scrunches up intoa small ball, wiggly her booty, then pounces on you**

**warzon hugs whiskey closely purring happily**

**whiskeyskitten squirms about playfully in your arms**

Purrrrrrr

**warzon slowly begins to bury his head into her neck and begin to kiss downwords slowly**

**whiskeyskitten shudders with enjoyment**

Mmmm....~

Mmmm should we go elsewere to enjoy eachother~?

Yesh, but after when I come back from the hospital.

What happened?!

I was dancing last night and landed wrong, and I only thought I had locked my knee but I have blown it out almost completely now...
I should be okay, don't worry too much

I am going to worry kitty

I promise I should be fine. id-rk is looking after me

Alright love.

Talk to you soon my dear <3

<333

<3 <3 <3 <3

**warzon proceeds to cuddle**

Now go to bread Hospital.

**whiskeyskitten smiles gently pressing my fingers into your muscles**

Your welcome my love.

**warzon slowly begins to purr smileing blissfuly**

Thhannnks~

**whiskeyskitten giggle softly, nuzzels your neck purring quietly**

No promblem <3

**warzon begins to slowly start to drift off purring very softly**

MMmrrr

**whiskeyskitten starts to sing a soft lullaby**

Sleep my dear... I'll still be here tonight...

**warzon finnaly closes his eyes snoozeing soundly purring happily against her**

**whiskeyskitten continues to stroke his soft hair purring contently before drifting off to sleep herself**

**warzon wakes up a few hours later turning over slowly and hugging her before going back to sleep**

**whiskeyskitten snuggles down into his arms, letting out soft mumbles of nothingness**

**warzon after many more hours begin to wake up again smileing happily**

**whiskeyskitten slumbers peacefully, with bthe occasional twitch of her leg**

**warzon begins to slowly grab the bottom of her shirt lifting it slowly**

**whiskeyskitten reflexively bats his hands off before cuddling in to it**

**warzon casualy begins to undo her belt instead with one hand and hug her just at the elbows with the other**

**whiskeyskitten opens one eye slightly flicking him on his nose with her tail, whispering**

I think his is close to necrophilia if it is not sexomnia...

**warzon whispers softly grinning quietly**

It would be more sleep sex then necrophilia.
Unless your dead.

**whiskeyskitten smiles smugly, whipping him this time**
Exactly, sexomnia.

going for my dinner back soon

**warzon casualy bites her tail when it comes close smileing casualy**

And?

Name?
Form of Ruling?

Garden.
Clan voteing:

one clan one vote

Major clans get three.

The clans make up the nation.

Sounds great!

Your specialty?

Spy training and technology.

cool cool <3

Because obviously everyone needs a good spy.

indeeds, gotta go babe <3

Who actualy works for the supreme leader.

Everyone except for bronyfriend as he is the second supreme leader

Well they work for me-
Who works for you-
And bronyfriend might have a accident if he steals my fucking donuts from the lunchroom again.

dude. u better calm down, im the 2nd supreme leader. and why do you think that is ? its cause my people are fucking vikings and specially trainer elite force is fucking ninja vikings with teleportation. now i di not take your donuts. right now me and my vikings are moving in on england , making sure that this whole plan will even happen. so show a little respect and i will do the sam.

Vikings can die from:plague
space wolfs
Space giants
Giant ninja groin cannon.

And i dont show respect i show indiffrence.

Also you better not eat my fucking donuts again,

dude let me till you a little secret. i didnt eat your donuts, the only kind of cake or other assortet cokies, are the one with the mushrooms that makes my people such warriors. and they also counter the effects of the plague, and my special force of ninja vikings with teleportation will make short work of the ninja groin cannon. but i get what you are saying, even though i did not take them i will make sure not to take them in future

Spontanious Random Explosion Generator.

It might end the universe but its fun to use.

Also:Spy network.

I know all of the important things.

It was either you or the other supreme leader.

I rather not die so i pick you.

perfect with my vikings with teleportation and your spy technology and spy traning. we shall know everything that goes on in the universe.

...Thats like kligons going on a stealth mission.

Heres why:
RAARBGAGAGHHAHAHAH AM A VIKING RAPE AND PILLAGE
AND AM SPYING.

and they can teleport !!!!! shit what if they go rouge on us? what if we make them to powerfull ?

Shoot them in the face.

Space axess fail that.

and also Arty.

Now now Warzy, be a good boy, I'll talk to brony

but your my only one bby <3

**warzon casualy nibbles whiskeys neck purring**
Mmm thank you love.

**whiskeyskitten shudders in relief relishing atb your touch**
Your welcome my sweets.

I am a little okay maybea lot drunk

**warzon casualy begins to stroke her sides purring softly**

Am tired and hurting myself.

So hows the rest of the galaxy doing?

**whiskeyskitten collapses into him, drunk and tired**

why are you hurting my dear?

I don't know I shall call a planetary meeting tomorrow

**warzon casualy hugs whiskey purring**

Fell down wet stairs and got pretty bad at my elbow

Alright love...*Casualy gropes a feel on whiskey*

*melays you down to give you a gentle massage*
Oh my love...

*giggles*

**warzon smiles blissfuly and begins to slowly relax**

Thank you.

d0n't know maybe but i would have so many responsibilitys

Except my weapon doesnt weight a billion suns.

not mine either. but you need it to kill a supreme leader.

Riiight.

what are you doubting now?

That you woun't be that guy.

witch guy?

The guy who trys to kill the supreme leader.

well if i would planing on that. I guess you already know it

So i should break your neck now.

i don't think that's such a good idea

**warzon casualy grabs jacks head**

Whynot.

not mine either. but to kill a supreme leader you need it

Because my species is new to the concept.

to the gender concept?

Why yes.

how come?

Asexual reproduction.

ah... but i'm not going to talk about flowers and bees with you but assume that you are already familiar with it.

Quite so.

and did you know that it exists a parasite that haves 600 sexuality's?

No i did not.

well now you do. was it anymore you wanted to know?

Yes how many pounds of Radioative materials do i need to slip into your food to kill yo-

Jokeing!

well since my mind will live on forever in this crystal...

i would say about 2.2 pounds to damage my mind.

So about .1 to end all life in the universe?

to end all life in the universe you need to kill the supreme leaders. and i don't think you can kill them with radioactive material

Leader.

And am merely reading the fact on the back.

i was told that it was more of them than one.

well to kill the galactic overlord you need to forge a sword made of steel taken from a really small planet that's called pulse then capture a black hole in the steel and forge it in a supernova. this will make a sword powerful enough to kill the overlord but it will weigh more then 20000 billion suns.

I know how to kill a overlord-

And i know how to murder your intire planet for thinking of the how.

well then we got a hold point on each other.

In a role being serious in the role

**jackthunderjt bow**

grettings Supreme Leader of this universe

**whiskeyskitten smiles graciously**
Greeting Lord of Eldrad.

how may i be at service?

You may have leave and set up your wonderful planet, I shall call upon you whne needed.

**jackthunderjt bows**

as you wich milady

**whiskeyskitten waves and smiles politely**

Arrivederci friend.

You could have a small planet.
The other planets are also here to help whenever it is needed too.

then my planet is next to yours

What is your planet called?

good question.....

i think i would go with "Eldrad"

The fact that you have a magical large army is enough.

yes i see the problem. But it's the way that we are taking to fully understand the psychic in the galaxy. And still the entire schooling takes about 20 years to fulfill.

Hmmmm ill keep a eye on you-
Even if you dont think i am.

don't be silly i know when you or someone of your spy's are here i can feel it in the psychic. And as you already know we have an army but it's much smaller then the school.

You dont realise i use Androids.
Those without that little mind touch-
Which means your really useless.

yes i know that to. they don't got a mind so i know who they are

so they are not yours?

Ill let you make the questions and the answers-
Really i know everything thats important.

**jackthunderjt shows a table full of food**
then we leave it to that. do you want anything to eat?

**warzon shrugs casualy**

Why no am good-
I had a meal on my cloaked vessal.

okay then tell me if it's anything else you are wondering about

Yes what exactly is your gender?

male why you wonder?

Welcome to the universe Eldrad.
How do you plan on ruling your glorious planet?

magic and ponies

If you so wish, it shall be done!

what are you some intergalactic overlord?

I am one of the Supreme Leaders of this universe.
I wish not to be cruel to anyone, and shall try to grant everyone's requests.
I also wish to be a peaceful universe with no wars.

whos the other ones then?

and don't worry my planet is powerful but pacefule

Ha ha-
Thats were i get my technology

I am Sir War of the Eight Slaughter Fleet.

I control the spy networks-All of them for the glorious Supreme Leader.
And i get the largest amount of technology-Which means we must be friends so you can stay powerful and i can stay profitable in charge of a friend.

it's a pleasure to meet you Sir War.
Are you here to discuss business?

Why yes-
Why are you makeing a large army?

Ooh you get it wrong it's not a army it's a training school for magic.

**warzon casualy takes out a report scoffing**

Its a army when you have goverment control over the students.

you are probably right but i can ensure you that iv'e got full control over them.

Yes thats the problem-
Spell casters and such.

whats the problem? fill me in with the details, if you would be so kind.

brony Friend is the second Supreme Leader.
Both IDR.K and Sherly Holmes are deputy Supreme Leaders.

Good I am glad.

atleast i don't need to make any planets

True true.
But it is a fun hobby

how do you make them then?

That is a secret that must be kept.
I am sorry friend. Forgive me?

i mean do you write it down somewhere or do you just have it for the moment?

and np i have to much to think about anyway

It gets recorded by a database, as well as the rulers basic details and ontrests to form a book on their future planet.

i can't be sure if you are serious or are in a role

Yes.

Yes I would.

Ahh... I see now.
Cool.

It's kind of an evil plan to harvest energy from unsuspecting strangers

<3

So long as you don't cause wars, I think it might be alright...

Certainly not!

I've got to go now, it was nice talking to you :3

Good.

Arrivederci my friend!

Your planets name?

Coobie

What would you like to specialize in, and who would you like to live there?

Making contracts

Only incubators can live there :3

That is fine.

Do you have an trade negotiations you would like to offer?

Souls for wishes

Hmm, I do not see how this works...
May you be so kind as to tell me how this happens?

I take your soul and put it in a soul gem and then I grant you one wish.

Would that not leave many empty bodies just decaying on the ground?

No actually they get to keep the soul gem.

Their body is still functional, their soul is just now in a gem.

Oh okay.
I shall let it be known to my people.

What do you gain out of this trade?

Once your soul gem becomes corrupted it explodes and releases massive energy

My purpose is to harvest that energy

Ahh...

How does ones soul become corrupt?

By fighting witches!

Right...
Where are the witches?

Oh yeah

When your soul gem explodes you become a witch

Okay this is making less and less sense...

Ok ok, I'll spoil all of Puella Magi Madoka Magica for you xP

You give me your soul, I make you a Magical Girl and tell you to go fight witches, for that is the Magical Girl way

Eventually your soul gem will become corrupt and you'll die, turning into a witch in the process.

I harvest the energy from your death, and now there are new witches for other Magical Girls to fight :3

Also dooney would you like to own a planet of your own?

yes, and i approve you using blair because blair is awesome :3

I know she is ^_^

What is your Planets name, and what does it specialize in?

nekonia.

cat people :3

well if you want cat people you will haft to wait untill we can geneticly alter humans and give them cat like traits. but dont worry u can be immortal like us <3

i cannot wait for that day :3

also what will you special and highly trained force be? mine fx is kickass ninja vikings with teleportation

hacker kitties that can travel through technology

ohhh nice one

Welcome Nekonia.

Please tell me how do you plan to rule? Through Monarchy or Government?

government of the cat peoples!

Yay!
And who would you like to invite to your planet?

xryptofive, limit, whiskils, ritafoxyy, idrk, and sherlyholmes if she wants ^^

and seffo :3

and oishiine now that i can see how to spell it correctly >_<

Rawrawrawr

But I have my own planet

Coobie

It will be glorious

we can visit each others planets! :3

Aw yeah :3

I shall visit you often too my friend, I have Caledonia to rule.

okai :3

You are also graciously accepted into our homes when ever you choose.
I would like to set up trade negotiations soon too.

same with us as well, madame whiskils.

Thank you kind sir.

I already have a planet, but I would be delighted to visit you sometimes.

it would be nekonia's honor :3

You can expect a diplomatic visit from l'Innconue soon.

i dont know how to say that :c

Limit!
Would you too like to have a planet at some point?

Sorry, was making food.


Maybe, why?

it is fine.

And why not? We are creating a universe in which each country gets their own planet, or each person here gets their own.

Would you care to join us, or are you happy on Nekonia?

I think Nekonia suits me perfectly.

Then you can stay on Nekonia.
If the time comes and you want a planet, you may have one.

PRESENT YOUR EARS