I have a feeling i would get lost very easily.


I like to explore extensively, but don't always think to check where I'm actually going.

My name's Kyle, But my people call me Hey You or Dumbass.


And, I'm going to take a wild guess in the dark here, because it may be rude to just outright ask, but..


Arrhythmia?

**sherlyholmes curtsies**

Pleased to meet you, Kyle.

Arythmia... are you seriously thinking I'd be so mainstream? No, I have porphyria, which may not be as serious, but it's a bitch.

I never get lost... well, only if I follow someone's directions. I'm pretty good with maps.

**thewafflearmeh takes Amy's hand and lightly kisses her fingertips**

The pleasure's All mine, I assure you.

I'm guessing you have Acute Porphyria, since you don't seem to mind being in the sun, but can't exert yourself too much.

Which, i might add, is probably the lesser of the two evils, so that's a good thing.

I can follow directions pretty well myself, but my problem is that i'll often get excited about going somewhere, and dash off without thinking of how to get back.

it's actually, if I am not mistaken, erythropoietic porphyria. I can go out, but well... I need to take care of myself a lot.

I understand maps and you understand other people's directions! We simply must travel together!

I agree!

Europe sounds Very much like a fun journey, but, as much as i bash on it, So could America.

The thing about everything being so huge and spread out is that, often times, there's places that people have just altogether forgotten about, or don't even know exist.

I mean, there's a Nature park in the city i live in, and it covers almost 50 square miles. It's massive, and there's only a few 'Official Trails'. the rest you can trek through and discover. It's a really calming place.

South America doesn't sound bad too...

Anyway, as much as I hate to admit it, it's quite late and I have to go to bed soon. But I hope this isn't the last time we meet...

Of course, get your rest.


And don't be silly.

I very much enjoy talking with you.

You can message me any time you want, or just drop a comment on my profile, and I'll gladly chat.

Sleep good, alright? We'll talk again soon.

Well, I'm only 18, and graduated rather early for my age.

But, I'll have to pass. You seem far more interesting, in my opinion.

Interesting? Don't make me laugh. I turned eighteen a few weeks ago, but most of my friends are older.

Well, I personally Find you to be interesting.


So, that could mean one of two things;


One, You're Genuinely Interesting,

Or Two, I'm easily amused.

Either way, i don't see anything wrong with it.

My detector detected a charmer over here.

I'm about as smooth as a gravel road on a mountain.


But, i have my moments.

Dat metaphore.

I'm good with my speech, i suppose.


Which could also coincide with good oral skills.

So, i have that going for me.






oh my god i am so sorry that was horrible.

MFW

I could also say that I can handle a foreign tongue well. But I won't, because I am a lady.

Dear Czech Republic;


Please migrate to a closer location Immediately.


Sincerely,

A disgruntled Foreigner.

Poland wouldn't be able to live without us. They really like their little Czechs. So does the majority of Central Europe. It's because we're neither Germany, Hungary, Austra or Russia.

I'll be right back.


I'm going to go equip a jet engine and wings to my car.



I hear you bash Hungary a lot.

I take it they're like the Mexico of Europe?

Let's say that Hungary is very offensive towards it neigbours, uncluding Czechia's ex, Slovakia. And they're literally everywhere.

I've always wanted to move to Europe.

It always seems so much more...


Interactive.


Here in the US, especially the Midwest, Everything's infighting. Not to mention, nothing is EVER close by.

Hell, i have to drive for nearly 45 minutes at 65 Miles Per hour just to get to the nearest commerce district.

It's insane.

I must admit I feel that Europe is somehow... just... big enough to be comfortable, if you know what I mean. I'd love to travel a lot, though and eventually move to England or Wales.

Funny, I've considered many times Moving To england. I'd of course like to see the rest of Europe as well, But i figured the UK would be the best place to start, due to my lack of knowledge of foreign languages.

That, and my Obsession with the Scotts. I have quite a bit of Scott in me, and am fascinated by my heritage.

Who knows? Maybe I'll go traveling some day and we'll bump into eachother. It's a small world, after all.

I've been to England a few years ago. It's a beautiful land - just a memory of it can soothe one's soul, as ridiculous as it sounds.
Also, I love English literature and its history fascinates me, especially the realtions with Ireland. I am kind of decided to go there as soon as I finish my studies. God knows what I'm going to do though.

It sounds gorgeous.


I've been wanting to plan a holiday for a while now, to get away from some of my ties and drama back home for a short while.

Perhaps if I'm able to save up enough money, i could stay in the UK for a short stint.

And, if by coincidence, you were to decide to do the same thing, That'd be a pleasant surprise.

I've always heard touring the countryside is made better with a companion.

As an eternaly penniless student I considered working there for like... two or so weeks. To gain some cash and travel around a bit. I'd like to see some places Wordsworth wrote about and Bath. I was staying in a hotel nearby, but never seen the city. I've been only to London and some really nice parts of Wales.

It sounds really gorgeous, honestly, no matter where you go there.


Except Yorkshire.

Nobody likes Yorkshire.

But, if i may ask, if it's not too Intrusive of me?

I don't believe i ever caught your name.

I thought about some au pair stuff, possibly something else. I've done a lot of stuff - marketing, translating, guiding, lecturing... It just mustn't be too physically demanding, due to my health condition.

Well, my name is Anna, but people call me Amy or Anya. What's yours?

*its

ohello.

Good evening, monsieur, what's new with you?

Nothing really, got defiance, been playing that a bit.


How about yourself? Still have that unreadable text, i see.

I am having a party with coughing medicine and 'I am the Walrus'... you know, party hard.

That sounds...


Interesting.


Any particular reason as to why?

I've been coughing since Tuesday like Selma Bouvier and that song was simply on my playlist...

What are you up to today?

Nothing particularly fun. Laundry day.


I'm tempted to WALK to the Czech Republic to get in on this little cough syrup party of yours.

Sure sounds more fun than rifling through underpants all day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtha6S2LjW4

Here, have this song. Maybe it helps. Anyway, I'd rather not cough my lungs out. Laundry sounds definitely better. You know, greener grass...

This is true.


I hope you feel better, in any case.

I've found that light sodas, like sprite, help calm the throat a bit.

Or a smooth, juicy fruit, like watermelon.

I am trying to cure it with lots and lots of tea and rest. It helps... kind of.

semen is also good for a sore throat.


That usually helps. Rest is key. just relax, don't exert yourself, and let it pass and whatnot.

I laugh too hard...

Thanks Celestia, it's weekend!

we could always test this theory



True, so you have plenty of time to waste!

Do you know what I had for breakfast today? Lunch. I waste my time like a boss.

That's the way too live.

If you're waking up before 1pm, you're not wasting your time thoroughly enough.

I wouldn't get out of my wonderfully cosy bed at all, weren't it for school.

Finishing highschool the next year. You?

I was Class of 2012.


It Makes me feel old..