Because the government doesn't have strict guidelines for the bottled water companies. Tap water is essentially better for because it is does have strict guidelines. Bottled water also sits on shelves long before anyone drinks them while tap water is immediately used, affecting the taste...

I just did a speech on this a week ago...

Its a good thing you're around then ha ha

**danidaniels shrugs**

Because you're gay.

no

u

Your mother is gay indeed.

now thats what i call strange

Yep. Don't you find it strange to have two men as your parents?

no

because thats how im gona end up anyway

wat

with a husband

:| So you finally embraced your gay side.

that is if i dont turn back to straight like i have been

Ive been changing sexual preferences like pants these days

Ehh. You can't just switch them.

I just dont know what I am...

I'll figure it out eventually

Good luck.

the longer it's been in the bottle the more the plastic makes it taste bad