sorry, i don't have anything

C'mere

oh im sorry where are my manners.
get in.

Well reptiles such as turtles or Nagas are more susceptible to cold due to their cold blood

get over here faggot

you see thAt it leads to me

i look inside it

you see me stroking it

i pull back from the hole, embarassed

i cover it up and go back to cooking breakfast

i come back "hey Mara whats up"

"making breakfast"

"oh thank you" i sit down and eat

(showering)
"is there still hot water in the shower?"

"yes" i say "they have hot water for days"

It is warm and puts in the mood

"okay im going to go shower"

There is hot water and it puts you in the mood

i slap both of you "STOPNOW!!!"

"grrrr"

I grab you by your arm and start pulling you back to the hotel

i mutter unladylike things under my breath

i take you to our room
"now behave"

"yes master!"

i cover you up more "and show less skin"

"yes master"

i fall asleep on the bed

i get into bed with you but dont cuddle

i say "fine you can cuddle" i say

"im sorry for the fight earlier"

"its ok"

"thank you"
i cuddle

i fall asleep in your coil

i fall asleep with my head resting on your chest

YOU WAKE UP WITH ME NOT THERE
i am in the bathroom showering and he door is closed

i get out of bed and make a meager breakfast

you notice that i am taking a long time and there is a hole in the wall to the shower

i wonder why the hell theres a hole in the wall to the shower

"no she is still a naga"
she approaches me and tackle hugs me "my hero!!!"

"h-hey!
what are you doing!"

she is coiled around me hugging me "hugging my hero" she says

"didnt we kill you?"

"well..." i get out of her coil "i was killed but the flesh benders put me back together" i interrupt "called it" she continues "and i am known as a split a monster with 2 souls. one dominant and one recessive. the snake had all the control and used my body to seduce men and he could eat them... actually aside from blowjobs im a virgin... and when Sperit killed me we split and i ran away"

"...thats...horrible and sweet at the same time"

she starts crying "all those people dies because of me"

"but...the snake was the one who had control"

"yes take Sandy for example... she has 2 souls but the fleshy part of her has control... but if she splits she can be in trouble"

"i see"
"well, if you're not bad anymore..."
i hug her and whisper in her ear
"Sperit is mine"

she laughs "hahaha how we wager him in the tournament?"

"You're on!
he's mine!"

"what an I just a bet now?"
"ha cute I'll have so many babies with him you won't even imagine"

"I'll steal them and raise them as my minions!"

"and feed them with what? Those flaps you call boobs"

"The blood of the innocent!"

"stop... both of you"
"hahaha thats cute like a Lamia could even run a decent army"

"I wouldn't need an army to steal your children! You would just throw them into a pit!"

"why are you so to have sex"

£ damn your pretty eager to lose your virginity"

"i should have long ago...
but i waited for you to come back"

"write I...that long..." I blush and seam impressed

"my mother kept trying to marry me off but i didnt want to..."

You see a tear of crawl down my face "that is... Wow"

"and then you came back and you tried to leave me again"

I wrap my arms around you and is fa ce to face with you
"I..." I don't know weather to kiss you or stay at a hug

i lean in to kiss you, hoping

I am surprised but don't reject it

i kiss you, wrapping my arms around you

The car stops
"looks like we are here
We get to the arena and sign up
"I know a hotel here we should spend the night there we fight tomorrow"
We start walking and you see someone signing up
The nitro naga you saw me kill
You see a scar around her neck where I decapitated her
But she was alive and signing up

"H-hey! look at her!!"

"oh flesh niggers must of put her back together. Well just kick he ass here your not allowed to kill your opposer"

"okay..."

"it does not seam to be the sameperson"

"odd... She does not smell like flesh.. AND she smells like a virgin"

"well, what is it then?"

"she is missing her second head
the one on her tail"
you see no snake head on her

"that is...is it a lamia?"

I pinch it harder and then start to tickle you

i start to giggle
"h-hey!"

You fall down to the floor and are on top of me and I can't move "ow ow get of"
I'm stuck

i get off onto the seat and help you out

I slide out and pin you
I am face to face with you "you almost took me down but you let me up and now I have you at mywhim" I smile
My red eyes seam to calm you and my breath smells good like mint

"i dont mind that..."

"really now" I take the to of your tail and softly nibble on it

I toy with it "say uncle"

"no!"

I love bite it
It hurts really bad but it does not break skin

"naughty master!!"

"wait what?" I stop "um... I think we should stop"
You notice that you got a little wet

"dont tease and then stop..."

"I...don't feel comfortable...stimulating anything"
You feel like you can barly contain yourself

"oh come oooon

i might be distracted..."

"well...maybe if you win we can on the date"

"we'd better!"

Marshall arts so fighting

"what are the rules of the tournament?"

No biting weapons or crotch shoots

"i see
when will we get there?"

"about 2 hours" I get in the back and take a nap
It seams to drive its self

i look decidedly nervous as the machine careens down the street

I take your hand "its ok it controls its self. Come nap with me"

i get into the backseat and cuddle

I struggle a bit "I didn't say cuddle"

"im not even coiled around you"

I squirm y"our heavy"

i look hurt
"i am not!"

"and put your cloths on... I don't want to be embarrassed"

"my clothes are on though..."

I pull your gi down
"all the way... I don't want people to see your... Flower"

"you do mussle weighs more than fat"

"oops!"
i blush
"but im not heavy!!"

I pinch your love Handel

"am not"

He cries a bit on you "we couldn't have a daughter under normal substances so I tried to find the cells with the right genes. It worked... Then the collapse happened"

i dont say anything just hold you

After a while we break the hug and leave the room
Night stats to fall and I let you sleep in my bed

i cuddle around you again
i hug you and squeeze you

"ow. Why are you do clingy?"

"because you're warm and cuddly"

"do you fancy me Mara?"

i blush
"y-yes
for a long time"

"well how bout this. If you win I'll go on a date with you"

"yes master!
ill win, i promise!"
i hug you tighter

"good...remember its in 2 days" I say falling asleep
You notice that my red eyes glow through my eyelids at night

i fall asleep laying my head on your chest

Two days later it is game day
I give you a shirt that says team Sperit on it and a black gi it is soft and you feel ready for anything
"now I want you to take that sheild off of your back"

i take it off my back

You feel light

"wonderful.
show me my opponet!"

"will we have to get there first"
I shore you a large metal devise I call it a car and it Carries us there

"what types of games will there be?
combat, races?"

I"I seance you found it... Now pressure it into your tail and think aboutenergy pudding out of the tip"
(Bed time)

i gently direct the flow towards my tail
i imagine the energy collecting at the tip

You feel it all flow out and you now feel tired

i open my eyes
"i think i succeeded..."

i father the energy and bring it to my hands, imagining a spark

You see a few Sparks come or of your fingers and it saps your energy
The day ends and you hi to bed in a room I set up for you that has extra blankets
The next dart I wake you up same time and I am holding a huge sheld "same thing as yesterday but you have to carry this 50 lb sheld on your back" I have one too

i sigh in resignation and take the shield

I hold or a gift for you and a cake

You do your exercises and after a monthyou realize that it was your birth day
"well I just got a letter from your mom and it is your birth day. Do you get the day off"

i take the cake and put it on the table and hug you
"thank you, master"

I blush a bit
"and you can sleep in my bed if you want"
After cake you wander the Manson a bit and find a room "research archives"

its a room i havent seen before
i plan to ask you about it later

The wind blows the door open
There is a drawing of a Lamia with red eyes and a black tail AND WINGS!

i wander in, wondering about wind inside a house
i look at the drawing with great interest

You see written it
Project success
Materials lost
You hear me "I tried to create a daughter for me and my wife but the collapse happened and I lost the egg in a lab..."

i turn around
"im sorry..."

I hug you looking like I am going to cry

"it's ok"

i wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight

you make it there "good now swim back"

"but - the shark!"

you keep swimming hard with it chasing you but it seams like it is only chasing you for fun
you finally finish and get out

"it won't hurt you if you keep swimming!"

"grrrrr"
i dive into the water and swim as fast as i can

you have one more lap to finish and it is going full throdel

im on my back again and i watch the fin

you make it
"goog good now it is time for meditation and then magic training"

my ears perk up
"magic?"

"yes magic"

"what kind of magic?"

"druid" i walk you over to a mat
i sit down and cross my legs "now try to empty your mind and feel your chi

i lower myself to the ground and coil my tail around in the equivalent of crossed legs
"whats Chi?"

"your magic energy"
i demo straight by using it to hover and my veins glow

"wow..."
i close my eyes and empty my mind with difficulty and try to find my Chi

you try but it is hard to find it seams empty inside

i keep concentrating and try harder

You see feel it in your body
It is not as strong as mine but it is there
You can feel it flow through your body from had to toe to your finger tips
You have a reach to control it

(but i dont have toes)
i dont know what to do now that ive found it

"hello little girl... are you training for the tornoment?"

"oh the tournament i almost forgot!" i say
we explain to you about a martial arts tournament coming up

"i had no idea there was a tournament"

"yeah it is in 2 months"
you will get great experience there
we talk a little and we run down and get back home
"good you have now finished your morning exercises. now we have lunch and then your noon exercises"

i devour lunch
"whats planned for noon?"

"reading and math"
I give you a full class of reading and and a little history

i knew how to read a little bit before so i catch on quickly but i have trouble understanding the point of history

you learn about pre collapse government and such
after that we go on out afternoon exercises
and i bring you to the lake
"i want you to do 100 laps in here"

"100!"

"yes you better get started"

"fine...have a fire ready because im willing to bet this water is freezing"

the water is actually warm when you get in and you start swimming

i lay on my back and undulate my tail side to side while stroking with my arms

you see a shark in the water

i start heading to the short on my right

"out swim it!" i yell

"are you crazy??"

"it will catch you if you don't"

im swimming faster and faster to the shore

you throw it as far as you can
it only makes it 2 meters

"gah...i thought i was stronger"

i grab it and throw it and it hits the wall and bounces back a little
110+ meters

i place a bag over your solders
"i want you to keep throwing them until you can reach 5 meters"
i take it off
i get you outside and i say "now follow me"
i start jogging

i slither after you

you start to feel tired
i stop at a milk store
"hey i got another one!" i shout to a man sitting there
"oh cool its been a while seance you trained anyone" a goat man says walking out
i give you a crate of milk and grab my own "common follow me the first house is in 2 miles"

"okay"
im panting and tired, but determined

we make it to the first house and i let you drop it off "good not 11 more"

i nod and follow

your body feels tired and you can barly keep on
but you make it to the end
it is a house on a mountian

"oi oi oi"
we start and i push myself to the limits

We make it to the top and you see a monk temple
(bedtime)

"who...lives there?"
gasping

"my friend the Monk of east"

"okay...lets go"

you climb and you start to feel sore
but you make it
you see the monk
he is a fit old man and greets me
"why hello there Sperit i see you have a new trainee"

"hello"

you see that i am asleep and my breath smells good

i giggle
"wake up, sleepy"

you hear me snore
i am out for the night

i kiss you on the cheek and then cover you with a blanket
i realize i dont know where a guest room is so i decide to sleep with you to stay warm
i coil around you and start to doze

i say "huh?... get off of me im gonna go to bed"

"awwwww it'll be cold"

"go cuddle with... Dammitt this way" i start walking

"yay!"
i follow you

you see a nicely furnished room with a large bed it is about a 10 foot by 8 foot bed

"how luxurious!"
i take off my shirt and collapse drunkenly into it

i put your shirt back on
"you must have it on when i am around. when you do you get a room you can have it off when i am not in it. and your training starts tomorrow"

"okay
thank you..."

i coil around you like before

i wake you up early the next day "wake up you need to get strong of you want to travel with me"
i make you breakfast and i show you the dojo
it i a huge room with a lot of mats on the ground

im slightly hungover
"ill do my best"

i take a punching bag and lift it over my shoulder
"now lets see how far you can throw this"

i take it from you

"my house"

"oh nice!"

we walk in and i sit on my couch

i sit next to you and lean into you

"you need something" i open a beer

"no, dear"
i smile sweetly at you

"well make your self at home" I say

"thank you"
i reach into my pack and take out the rusted badge you gave me
"can i ask who Mia was?"

"she was my wife... She died a long time ago from old age"

"We were police monsters"
We made sure monsters and humans could live in harmony

im silent for awhile

"what are monster rangers?"

"we policed monsters made sure that we lived in harmony with humans. A town guard"

"interesting..."\
(gotta get to school)

I offer you a beer

i take it and drink
"nice drink...somewhat stronger than what im used to at home"

"thanks i brew it my self" i say

i drink more of it and lean back on the couch

it is strong and you feel dizzy

"weeeeeee this is strooong"
i lean against you again

**Sperit explains Christianity and church**

"that sounds silly"

**Sperit gives you a glare** "as silly as this" i hold up a golden cross and it turns into a Katar

(dafuqq is a katar)

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"woah, how did you do that?"
i look at it in wonder

"faith" i say "faith"
we walk in and we do some boaring ceremony with the creatures that involved singing and stuff

i have my doubts about all this

Church ends and we all leave
we travel a few more miles and we make it to a really nice and big house "well we are here"

"where's here?"

"well back in my younger days I used to help people build these
for people they were called temples they used to be far far away from your forest but the great collapse moved them closer and scrambled the world and made earth get really hot and burned all plant life but the seeds survived and the world re grew
Sadly allot of books were destroyed so I came back to here to learn from the stone writing on the walls

"what have you learned?"

"well the British explorers gratified a lot here back in 1819" (it is current ally 2454)
and i found how to recreate old guns from it

"very profitable"

she shows you the guest room

we finish dinner and i head off o bed "can you make her the guest room im going to my room" i say

"thank you"
i slip into the bed after putting my pack on a chair

you feel cold at night
the bed is soft and you have never slept on one before

i wrap myself in the blankets

you wake up the next day refreshed
you see sandy packing my bad for me and says "be safe out there as we leave"

"thanks for having us!"

she waves goodbye
"and you better find me a boyfriend next time"
we make it to a village and i stop you before we get near it
i take a shirt out of my bag
"wear this"

i take it and put it on
"you people and shirts..."

we stroll into town and you see a bunch of half human half wolf hybrids

"how interesting...are those werewolves?"

"no furrys. they are nice"

"oh"
im disappointed, i wanted to see werewolves
"what are we going to be doing here?:

"church. it is sunday"

"church? whats that?"

You hit it and it runs away crying

"...it cries?"

You hear it crying as it races toward the temple

i start sidewinding towards the temple again

You make it there
You see me cleaning her scratch from your bow
She us made of stone and our crying over a scratch

"im...sorry?"

"it's ok" I smile
It turns away from you

"what is that?"

"she is a sand wyrom" it slowly approaches you"I'm sorry for teasing you"
It opens it's mouth and a woman comes out
she looks like a tounge/girl but she is more rubbery then slimey
She extends her hand to shake

i shake it
"hi...nice to meet you...sorry about the arrow..."

"ok"
She says
"so Sperit what did you come here for?"
"I wanted that new flint lock you were talking about"
She says"oh ok the double one"
I say"yeah"
she gives me this look "you know my rule about lady minute favors
I sigh and give her a big tongue kiss

i look really uncomfortable

"so who's your friend?"

She gets the gun and I get her some gold
"so have you been looking for a boyfriend for me?" She says

i start to relax at "boyfriend"
"my name is Mara"

"Mara... That's cute!"
"how bout skip the boyfriend and just take her" I say jokingly
She looks like she is intrested " maybe she had nice hips"
I laugh

i latch onto you
"no!"

I laugh "ok ok"
I pet your head
The worm gets us some food
Nice warm steaks with mashed patios and cOrn
She mentions that her name is Sandy

"so what's this temple?"

i trip and fall on my face

i lunge and catch you
i wrap myself around your legs and look around for more puppets

you can tell that it is the real me
i give up and lay there "fine fine... ill let you travel with me"

i squeeze hard
"stop lying to me!"

"ok ok. i promise i won't try to abandon you"

"okay, lets go back to your camp"
we go back to the place where you lied down

i sit there and sleep
you wake up the next day and see that i held my promise
"well lets go"
we travel for a few miles and wind up in a dessert
bioms change often here
and you get a feeling that you are being followed

i know enough not to look over my shoulder but i let you know of my feeling

you see something big scurry in the sand

"did you see that?"

"see what" it pops behing you and licks the back of your head and goes into hiding
it is about 40 feet long and very wide

"whatever the hell that was!"

"dammit sand..." you see it jump out of the sand and grab me in it's huge mouth
and it turns to swim to a near by temple
(going to bed soon)

i slither through the sand like a sidewinder towards the teple

You see it pop next to you and lick you again and then hide in the sand
It is huge and has 6 legs she uses the front as Hans
It had a written like body that is as hard as sine

i pull out my bow and nock an arrow
"where the hell are you..."

It pop a up and licks you again

i fire at it

"a few years maybe. matters were time takes me"
you can't wait a few years

"i want to go with you
i hate it here..."

"i... can't " you feel your eyes water at the rejection

i turn away

your mom says to you "go get him" and pats you on the sholder
"chase him and don't let him go. but don't force him"

i kiss her goodbye and hug her and then i go after you again

i am walking by with headphones on
i walk for miles and your boobs hurt from all the chafing

you stop for the night and i slither up a tree

"i know you are following me" i say

i throw a stick at you and then drop down

"ow...why are you following me?"

"because you left me behind"

"i... was trying to..."

"and im trying to not be left behind"

i sigh "i give up you can come with me. well come here" i open my arms to you "it is gonna be cold tonight"

i snuggle into you, pushing my breasts into your chest

you realize that it is another puppet and you see me running in the distance
but my armor is slowing me down

i jump up and go after you

"i see... you may have me in your grip but i have you pinned"

"i can win from here by squeezing"

i tap you on the shoulder
"funny how you have been squeezing a puppet this whole time but i have tecnally pinned you"
i have your sholderblades touching the ground

(wait, what)

it means to make your shoulders touch the ground forcibly

I say "you need alot of training"

(no, about the puppet thing)

it was a puppet of me controlled by magic

i throw it away and turn towards the real you
"no fair!!"

i begin to walk tward town "it is not fair out there either"
you feel a sinking in your chest

i chase after you and walk into camp with you, angry

you see me paying my respects to the queen i am brief about it
you see me talking to your mom

i wait while you talk

we talk for hours about past times
you grow impatient but i finish and prepare to leave

i walk up to you
"so what now?"

"i go home"

"and me?"

"keep training" i begin to walk away you think to your self
it has been 4 years you don't know how long it is going to be next time

"when will you be back?"

"let me see it"
he takes it from you
"see the cracks it takes away from the power and the splintered string should be replaced every 3 weeks"
he shows you his bow made from the same material
"see how it stays held and is smooth you can do that with sand stone and the string is changed often"

"nice"
i take my bow back and sling it over my shoulder

"so... you don't miss me?" the masked man says
"well that is not a way to greet a fellow monster ranger"

im startled
i take out the badge and look at it
and then i tacklehug you

i pet you on the head "long time no see"
i take off the mask and you see my face

i wrap myself around you

"haha what are you doing?" i laugh

i pin your arms with my tail

"hey now common let me go. haha that tickles" i laugh

"nope!"
i poke your forehead

i try to break your grip like i used to "i see you are stronger"

"Yup!"
i wrap my arms around you head

"um can you move... or put on a shirt... you are making me unconfterable"

"remember that promise you made?"

"wait... NO thats not fair we didn't even start" i hit my head on the floor and prop my body up and lift you
then i grab your tail and pull through tieing your tail in a not

"Hey stop that!!!"
i grab you and pull you back into my now-limited coils

you get un done
and i spin on top of you and assume control of the wrestling match

i wrap around you again and squeeze

I smile at you
"I do to but I'm a busy man and it is dangerous out there
I'll tell you what if one day you can grapple me successfully I will let you travel with me.. Oh and I want you to have this"
I hand you a bronze badge that says "monster ranger Mia"
It looks rusty and almost pre collapse "it belonged to my wife along time ago and for all that help I want to bestow on you the title of monster ranger"

i put it with my other personal treasures
"thank you!
ill be sure to train!"