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#4049631 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Hi thread.

I've officially gotten a job.

I lose my freedom on Tuesday, 5pm.
User avatar #4049805 to #4049631 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I got a job 2 weeks ago. I love only one of my co-workers and my boss both of which are women.
User avatar #4049906 to #4049805 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Sweet

Try and become friends with the boss. More likely to get promoted and blah blah
User avatar #4050169 to #4049906 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I have gotten promoted. to mentor the new employee who came 2 days ago.
User avatar #4050207 to #4050188 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
and ironically...she is now my new girlfriend.
#4049769 to #4049631 - protomanrules (04/15/2013) [-]
Wanna celebrate?
User avatar #4049787 to #4049769 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Not really.

I don't drink.
#4049832 to #4049787 - silverhellion (04/15/2013) [-]
well you're no fun
User avatar #4049836 to #4049832 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
I celebrate with a large hoint.
User avatar #4049846 to #4049836 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
joint*

I CAN'T TYPE TODAY DJHFVBHBGJHGB JHSTGWRG45VWGI5W GHBR
User avatar #4049850 to #4049846 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Except I'm not really going to smoke anything... you know.. because job.
User avatar #4049952 to #4049850 - silverhellion (04/15/2013) [-]
switch to alcohol, at least they can't test you for it.
User avatar #4049973 to #4049952 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
No, that's bad 4 u
User avatar #4049819 to #4049787 - protomanrules (04/15/2013) [-]
I will celebrate for you. Alone.
#4049765 to #4049631 - silverhellion (04/15/2013) [-]
to the unhappiness club
User avatar #4049777 to #4049765 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
I've already been a member for the past 19 years
User avatar #4049659 to #4049631 - hahdumbbirch (04/15/2013) [-]
i have a job too
User avatar #4049688 to #4049659 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Neat
Where at?
User avatar #4049747 to #4049688 - hahdumbbirch (04/15/2013) [-]
jelly belly, since about 6 or more months or so.
User avatar #4049759 to #4049747 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Neat

What do you do?
User avatar #4049818 to #4049759 - hahdumbbirch (04/15/2013) [-]
fix the machines because the powder used to form the jelly beans jams the gears and belts, really annoying.
User avatar #4049878 to #4049818 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a sticky situation.

Oh god, kill me now, these puns..
User avatar #4049931 to #4049878 - hahdumbbirch (04/15/2013) [-]
not really, it just accumulates.
User avatar #4049655 to #4049631 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
i keep trying to get a job. but my town is so small, theres maybe 5 places that arent local shops, and i cant go to 3 of them
User avatar #4049668 to #4049655 - miscarriage (04/15/2013) [-]
Same..

It sucks
User avatar #4049707 to #4049668 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
my mom keeps bitching for me to go to the local shops, but ive worked at two, and only lasted a month at each. no more local crap
User avatar #4049744 to #4049707 - miscarriage (04/15/2013) [-]
Blegh.

Good luck clopprs
User avatar #4049768 to #4049744 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
yeah. thanks :p
User avatar #4049653 to #4049631 - poniesareghey (04/15/2013) [-]
No more night thread?
User avatar #4049671 to #4049653 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
I come back at 9, so I'll have evening thread, and night thread.
User avatar #4049729 to #4049671 - poniesareghey (04/15/2013) [-]
Those are the important threads anyway
User avatar #4049750 to #4049729 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, afternoon thread kinda sucks
User avatar #4049817 to #4049750 - poniesareghey (04/15/2013) [-]
Afternoon thread is simply a name for the transition into evening thread, where everyone comes back from work or school
Morning thread is occasionally funny but no one's there so fuck that shit
User avatar #4049922 to #4049817 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, morning thread is kinda gay.
#4049651 to #4049631 - sethja (04/15/2013) [-]
at least you get the moneys
at least you get the moneys
User avatar #4049650 to #4049631 - crazyhindu (04/15/2013) [-]
ha. where?
User avatar #4049683 to #4049650 - swissalis (04/15/2013) [-]
Some chicken place
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