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#3906850 - theblondefetus (04/05/2013) [-]
>found a rubber ring in the garage
>get the idea to put my dick in it
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg

>go to bathroom, clean it, an put my flaccid penis through it
>achieve erection, it's tight as fuck
>every vein on my cock is bulging
>it's starting to cut into my dick
>try to pull it off but one side has an edge, it doesn't budge
>oh god the pain
>erection won't go down, decide to fap to relieve it
>play through the pain and finish
>dick still hard as a rock
>father knocks on the door asking why the hell I've been in there so long
>tell him I'm shitting and to leave me be
>says I have to go with him to lowes and to come out right now
>I have a raging hard-on the entire time and it shows no sign of stopping
>it's now or never
>I pull hard and it comes off
>erection goes down, but something isn't right
>dick starts bleeding profusely, there's a pretty deep cut almost all the way around my dick
>father comes back and says he's going without me since I took so long and leaves pissed off
>My face while I was laying on the bathroom floor, holding my bleeding cock, and realized I could've just waited until he left and gotten some scissors

TL;DR: I'm the stupidest man on the planet and will now probably have a huge scar around my dick
User avatar #6103652 to #3906850 - miscarriage (10/01/2013) [-]
Still gets me.
User avatar #6103649 to #3906850 - twi (10/01/2013) [-]
when ever someone looks at your cock ask them if they want to know how you got those scars
User avatar #3907108 to #3906850 - mrspookygunship (04/05/2013) [-]
your dick may remain flaccid permanently because of your idiocy.
User avatar #3907141 to #3907108 - theblondefetus (04/05/2013) [-]
I hope to god not
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#3907092 to #3906850 - kevinhanianisded **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3906937 to #3906850 - alphajunk (04/05/2013) [-]
YOU SIR, JUST MADE MY DAY!   
 i hope your penis is okay now, and remember not to ever to dumbshit like that again
YOU SIR, JUST MADE MY DAY!
i hope your penis is okay now, and remember not to ever to dumbshit like that again
#3906960 to #3906937 - theblondefetus (04/05/2013) [-]
My dick may never be the same

I won't. I'm going to stick to hands and living things from now on
User avatar #3906916 to #3906850 - chaosascendingx ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
genius of the day award goes to...
User avatar #3906876 to #3906850 - himynameiskit ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Ouch...
+3
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