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User avatar #3772343 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
Don't you hate it when you kind of want to fap, but don't really feel up to it?
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#3772438 to #3772343 - poenitentia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3772446 to #3772438 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
I really just need a wife. Not a girlfriend, not some "friend with benefits," not some cheap floozy: a real wife.
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User avatar #3772493 to #3772466 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
Right. Just got to keep searching. I mean looks are part of it, but you gotta go with someone who's willing to put up with you and loves you for your flaws and not just for your good parts.
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User avatar #3772528 to #3772503 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
Aye. The eternal search for the woman to complete me. If I had a daughter, I'd name her Mary Annette and I'd get her puppet toys and dolls to play with.
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User avatar #3772549 to #3772545 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #3772356 to #3772343 - thechosentroll (03/28/2013) [-]
I just beat my dick senselessly until it decides to cooperate.
User avatar #3772371 to #3772356 - Vuumbleman (03/28/2013) [-]
I've probably fapped too much over the past few days. Its not as good as it used to be.
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