| Home | RSS Feeds |
| Funny Pictures | Funny Videos |
| Funny GIFs | YouTube Videos |
| Text/Links | Comic Editor |
| User Rankings | Channels |
| Copyright Removal Request | |
| |
-
Math - repetative grafiti
- van completly done
- Inspirational place
- Daughter
- Funny Yearbook quote
- Freshmen
- Church sign does it-
- Most accurate thing-
- Every time
- Something is wrong
- Like a sir
- THINK BEFORE YOU INK
- Watching stand up o-
- The Difference
- Fun-Bags
- Chess
- Looks Like We Have
- not creative enough-
- *roll picture*
#3402830
-
himynameiskit ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-] **himynameiskit rolled user captainyoshi **
What the pasta did you just castellane say about me, you little linguini? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culinary Arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Olive Garden, and I have over 300 confirmed meals. I am trained in noodle warfare and I'm the top chef in the entire US spaghetti forces. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will wipe you the orecchiette out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my riccioli words. You think you can get away with cooking that horrible, amateur pasta salad? Think again, lasagna. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your recipe is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rotini. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're manicotti, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without any garnish! Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cook-offs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Macaroni and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dish off the face of the continent, you little diavolini. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tortellini tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, spaghettini.
What the pasta did you just castellane say about me, you little linguini? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culinary Arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Olive Garden, and I have over 300 confirmed meals. I am trained in noodle warfare and I'm the top chef in the entire US spaghetti forces. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will wipe you the orecchiette out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my riccioli words. You think you can get away with cooking that horrible, amateur pasta salad? Think again, lasagna. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your recipe is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rotini. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're manicotti, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without any garnish! Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cook-offs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Macaroni and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dish off the face of the continent, you little diavolini. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tortellini tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, spaghettini.
#3402841 to #3402830
-
princessthymicorn (03/03/2013) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little purine? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DNAvy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on eukaryotes, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top protein-synthesiser in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another particle. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this organism, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the golgi apparatus, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cell cycle. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gene stands. Not only am I extensively trained in unnitrogenous-based combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the organism, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking deoxyribose. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
