The best dream I had occurred last night.

I was trying to celibate, but then when I fell asleep, I had dreamt I was fucking Rei Ayanami.

Not the, 'hentai' kind of way. I mean, if she was a cosplayer, she'd be a damn good one. Had her voice and all, and the hair was all real* and I felt like I was fucking the real thing*.

Sadly, I blew my load inside of her with a record setting time of 30 minutes. I woke up, my pants all sticky and my dick all hard.

Damn.
*1 - Real, in the context of my dream
*2 - Refer to asterisk 1.