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#2558972 - trinitymcfuckedup **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
Due to me snapping easily at my mother and just being generally tense, She finds it fit to buy me these stupid little stress reliever toys.

Bitch, I'm sure squeezing a pink sponge space invader is gonna stop me wanting to stab somebody and harvest their eyeballs.
User avatar #2559031 to #2558972 - harpoonafrittata (01/07/2013) [-]
use them as sex toys and then your stress will be relieved
User avatar #2559022 to #2558972 - archosaurusrev (01/07/2013) [-]
What ever said.

I'm pissed as shit and hungry all the time but my mom don't give a fuck.
User avatar #2558996 to #2558972 - chosencausefuckyou (01/07/2013) [-]
I would rather harvest their finger bones.
User avatar #2558992 to #2558972 - everheat (01/07/2013) [-]
Not proper attitude towards a mom who cares enough to think about your needs.
User avatar #2559009 to #2558992 - trinitymcfuckedup **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
I love her, she's my mom.

It's just a joke term easily used around here, Like "Biiiitch whatchu doin?"
User avatar #2559001 to #2558992 - xxangelisxx (01/07/2013) [-]
^ this.

Fucking ungrateful kiddos these days.
User avatar #2559048 to #2559001 - trinitymcfuckedup **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
omg im 13 years old xD

i think im oldr den a "kiddo"
#2558989 to #2558972 - xxangelisxx (01/07/2013) [-]
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Maybe find a cure to your PMS before you cuss the shit out of your family?
User avatar #2558985 to #2558972 - fancypanda (01/07/2013) [-]
I want one...
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