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#2439070 - poniesareghey (01/01/2013) [-]
Hey guys check out my irl.
I just got back from a sweet new year's party. I got totally drunk and banged like, 15 chicks. Everyone there got really sad when I left because I was the life of the party, but I got better things to do then entertain those jokes. Anyway, I just came here to remind you all how much your lives suck, sitting there, wasting away your life at your computers without any real friends. I gotta go now though, 'cause I got this totally hot chick I brought back from the party begging for my cock in the other room. Maybe after I'm done bangin' her I'll dump her and check out some other parties. I'm out fuckers.
User avatar #2439098 to #2439070 - kingofexcrement (01/01/2013) [-]
Can you teach me swag man?
User avatar #2439105 to #2439098 - poniesareghey (01/01/2013) [-]
lolno peasant fag, you're too weak for all this swag, go pleb somewhere else.
User avatar #2439118 to #2439105 - kingofexcrement (01/01/2013) [-]
plz bro i knead ur swag i....i'll suck yo dick
User avatar #2439125 to #2439118 - poniesareghey (01/01/2013) [-]
what do you think I am, a faggot dude? Hah, I bet you don't even lift.
User avatar #2439141 to #2439125 - kingofexcrement (01/01/2013) [-]
C'mon man I..i'll toss your salad man...It feel real good man!!
Just give me sum Swag!
User avatar #2439083 to #2439070 - giveupnow (01/01/2013) [-]
Load. Of. Shit.
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