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#1769999 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
I had a horrible day, thread. Someone knows some good jokes?
I had a horrible day, thread. Someone knows some good jokes?
User avatar #1770067 to #1769999 - kevinhanianthree **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?








cause she was a woman
#1770055 to #1769999 - DrOhcysp ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
no jokes......cookies!
no jokes......cookies!
#1770047 to #1769999 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I know a really good knock knock joke...   
   
you start.
I know a really good knock knock joke...

you start.
User avatar #1770090 to #1770047 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
'kay... Knock knock.
#1770120 to #1770090 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Citrus already ruined the joke.   
   
   
   
*proceeds to curl up in the fetal position and cry*
Citrus already ruined the joke.



*proceeds to curl up in the fetal position and cry*
#1770034 to #1769999 - alexianary (11/16/2012) [-]
We're in this together.
What happened?
User avatar #1770061 to #1770034 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
I was giving a lectures about maturity exams, giving the students informations, as lot of things have changed recently. At my first lecture I was insulted in so many different ways that I can't even...
User avatar #1770104 to #1770061 - alexianary (11/16/2012) [-]
Jesus, you should be strict.
Student: YOU SUCK!
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Class: *silence*
Not sure how it'll work for you but it sure did work for my english teacher.
But don't a dick, that's a different thing. Maybe play games once in a while or bring candy.
User avatar #1770133 to #1770104 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
They had no respect for me since the beginning, because that was that rare occasion when I had lectures for my own school. They know that I am from a lower-grade and they thought that I have nothing to teach them, although everything I told them was really important for their near future.
User avatar #1770151 to #1770133 - alexianary (11/16/2012) [-]
CANDY IT IS.
User avatar #1770167 to #1770151 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
They don't deserve any!
#1770084 to #1770061 - friendfull (11/16/2012) [-]
as a future psychologist it is my duty to inform you that words shouldn't slow you down
because their effect is only mental, not physical and thus will only harm you if you let them harm you
User avatar #1770110 to #1770084 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
I know. I am not as mad as disappointed. It happened on my own school, which is considered to be really good, but their behaviour...
#1770137 to #1770110 - friendfull (11/16/2012) [-]
you could always sound angry, while using the correct body language to transmit your authority
User avatar #1770157 to #1770137 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
I'll try to for the future reference, although I suppose I had so little respect especially, because I am from a lower grade, they know me and that none is content with state exams, which were the topic of my seminary.
#1770175 to #1770157 - friendfull (11/16/2012) [-]
you know, it also depends on how they were raised in morals and such
but most of the cases its their fault
#1770246 to #1770175 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
This makes sense... Thank you, sir.
This makes sense... Thank you, sir.
#1770258 to #1770246 - friendfull (11/16/2012) [-]
no problem
meow
#1770022 to #1769999 - friendfull (11/16/2012) [-]
i am mikelan and i fuck goats
#1770029 to #1770022 - mikelan (11/16/2012) [-]
thats my job mikelan
i am friendfull after all
User avatar #1770013 to #1769999 - mrspensy ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Womens rights is a joke.
User avatar #1770024 to #1770013 - sherlyholmes (11/16/2012) [-]
So is 'American history'.
#1770006 to #1769999 - mikelan (11/16/2012) [-]
friendfull is friendfull
good one, isn't it?
#1770005 to #1769999 - lordbutthurt (11/16/2012) [-]
No,
but have this image to cheer you up.
I call it "Piggy Pie"
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