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User avatar #9541696 - admin (08/22/2014) [-]
stickied by admin
access this hellhole at brony.funnyjunk.com
#9733709 - misanthrizzle (1 minute ago) [-]
syrianassassin
#9733719 to #9733709 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (2 seconds ago) [-]
stick your dick inside a glory hole
#9733711 to #9733709 - syrianassassin ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
he knows
User avatar #9733704 - webs ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
I spend my Spare time in class thinking on how i could kill about every person in that class and their weaknesses so I could use it against them while killing them.
#9733702 - levchenko (4 minutes ago) [-]
Sup?

Faggots <3
User avatar #9733707 to #9733702 - iamthepapercut (2 minutes ago) [-]
Currently thinking of putting a bullet in my head. Short-term need to finish two papers for tomorrow but it's late so I'll just do them in between classes. Long-term wondering how the hell I'm going to pay for more college and how long it will be until I actually do that first thing
#9733718 to #9733707 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (22 seconds ago) [-]
finish those two papers tongiht and then go out and win the lottery
#9733716 to #9733707 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (53 seconds ago) [-]
pull the trigger
#9733715 to #9733707 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (59 seconds ago) [-]
don't be a bitch
#9733713 to #9733707 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
do it
User avatar #9733706 to #9733702 - webs ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
Hi


The Game
User avatar #9733705 to #9733702 - ponanon ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
Bein' a pooooooonyfag.
#9733712 to #9733705 - levchenko (1 minute ago) [-]
Best type of fag.
User avatar #9733703 to #9733698 - iamthepapercut (4 minutes ago) [-]
This was a solid waste of my time
User avatar #9733687 - iamthepapercut (10 minutes ago) [-]
Thread dies at 1am

Lame
User avatar #9733685 - webs ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Wait, Missy got banned?
User avatar #9733692 to #9733685 - iamthepapercut (8 minutes ago) [-]
God dammit twi
User avatar #9733694 to #9733692 - webs ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Twi is unbanned though
User avatar #9733697 to #9733694 - ajrin (7 minutes ago) [-]
the pass was changed for him so he can't accsess it tho
User avatar #9733696 to #9733694 - iamthepapercut (7 minutes ago) [-]
Last I heard he still couldn't get into his account because addy changed the password. That's why he was using missy's account in the first place
User avatar #9733699 to #9733696 - webs ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
Fucking Twi...
User avatar #9733700 to #9733699 - iamthepapercut (6 minutes ago) [-]
twi is butt
User avatar #9733686 to #9733685 - ajrin (10 minutes ago) [-]
banned for sfw at that
User avatar #9733688 to #9733686 - webs ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
well ok,that sucks.
User avatar #9733689 to #9733679 - ponanon ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
What is this song and where can I find more of it?
User avatar #9733693 to #9733689 - bigbaddrag (8 minutes ago) [-]
dunno, this webm is the only place I've heard it, so I'll go with what thrizzle said
User avatar #9733701 to #9733695 - bigbaddrag (5 minutes ago) [-]
you're alright
User avatar #9733690 to #9733689 - misanthrizzle (9 minutes ago) [-]
popcorn funk
User avatar #9733708 to #9733690 - ponanon ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
ty misan ty
#9733677 - kidmorbid (16 minutes ago) [-]
school bye
#9733676 - destaice (17 minutes ago) [-]
Played some Tropico 3 since it was free.   
   
Built schools, made apartment buildings, built a hospital, increase food quality/production, hired police (not secret), stuff like that.   
   
Citizens: &quot;OMFG THIS PRESIDENT SUCKS I'M NOT HAPPY WE SHOULD PROTEST&quot;   
   
Yall need to stfu or you're all going back to rotten huts with no electricity.
Played some Tropico 3 since it was free.

Built schools, made apartment buildings, built a hospital, increase food quality/production, hired police (not secret), stuff like that.

Citizens: "OMFG THIS PRESIDENT SUCKS I'M NOT HAPPY WE SHOULD PROTEST"

Yall need to stfu or you're all going back to rotten huts with no electricity.
#9733691 to #9733676 - levchenko (8 minutes ago) [-]
>Bitching over a peaceful protest

Please.
#9733684 to #9733676 - novabird ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
that gif...
that gif...
User avatar #9733669 - misanthrizzle (20 minutes ago) [-]
www.dx.com/
give me something neat to but for max 10 dollars
#9733666 - glasssmasher ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #9733650 - adunsaveme (24 minutes ago) [-]
ipostcp thinks I'm a stalker

what am i gonna do ;~;
User avatar #9733654 to #9733650 - iamthepapercut (23 minutes ago) [-]
You should post cp
#9733658 to #9733654 - checkemtrain ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
brilliant
User avatar #9733663 to #9733658 - iamthepapercut (21 minutes ago) [-]
Brilliant is my only setting
#9733648 - phantomi ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
Ever have one of those days where ya really, really wanna see if you can get away with murder...
#9733667 to #9733648 - novabird ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
oh yes...
i'll save it for those responsible for my issues.
User avatar #9733671 to #9733667 - phantomi ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
How would you go about it?

checkemtrain
iamthepapercut
murrlogic
User avatar #9733682 to #9733671 - iamthepapercut (13 minutes ago) [-]
Drive to a different state, steal someone's license plate, find random mildly attractive woman in a secluded or otherwise appropriate area, kidnap, bind, gag, and throw in trunk, and come back to my state.

If I have a home in an area where no one will hear anything, I'd just tie her up in my basement until I was bored with her, at which point I'd set up a fake accident allowing her to "escape," at which point I'd catch her and rape her one last time as I choked her to death. If I don't have a secluded home, I'd just find an out-of-the-way place away from my residence where no one would find me, rape her and kill her. Preferably I'd be able to burn the body, but I'd settle for a pre-dug 4-6 ft deep hole.
#9733681 to #9733671 - novabird ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
i'd take them out one at a time so news gets out but they don't know who's doing it so they start to freak out, the more disturbing the better.
as for the details i'd rather not.
but i want them to suffer as much as i have if not more.
#9733673 to #9733671 - checkemtrain ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
Depends.If you want an easy way to get away with murder watch the shit out of dexter.I could give you some quick tips if you would like though.
User avatar #9733680 to #9733673 - phantomi ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
Nah dexter is not to accurate

many many questions unanswered...

But i have three plans in place if ever i need them
User avatar #9733710 to #9733680 - checkemtrain ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
Not accurate?Dexter teaches you the very basics of course,most of the other stuff is the more advanced things you learn over the years of browsing the internet.Still need any help?
User avatar #9733717 to #9733710 - phantomi ONLINE (40 seconds ago) [-]
Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would
#9733661 to #9733648 - checkemtrain ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
Sometimes
User avatar #9733656 to #9733648 - iamthepapercut (22 minutes ago) [-]
I have constant murder/rape fantasies
User avatar #9733653 to #9733648 - murrlogic ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
Couple days ago actually

When you pay for a bus ride from one city to the other the one thing the driver doesn't wanna hear is why the hell the onboard wifi isn't working

2 hours of her complaining because she couldn't watch the new 2chainz video uploaded to youtube
#9733647 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#9733646 - ribocoon ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
I am legitimately pathetic and a waste of carbon
To make it even worse I sound like a tumblrfag now too
User avatar #9733660 to #9733646 - iamthepapercut (22 minutes ago) [-]
At least you don't fuck horses
User avatar #9733655 to #9733646 - murrlogic ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
roleplay with me to feel better
User avatar #9733659 to #9733655 - ribocoon ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
where?
User avatar #9733668 to #9733659 - murrlogic ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
here I guess I'll make you feel special
#9733645 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
literally killed diablo in 30 seconds   
   
   
game is too easy
literally killed diablo in 30 seconds


game is too easy
User avatar #9733649 to #9733645 - bigbaddrag (24 minutes ago) [-]
on the hardest difficulty I assume
User avatar #9733652 to #9733649 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
of course
User avatar #9733657 to #9733652 - bigbaddrag (22 minutes ago) [-]
good. now do it with gray gear, because I said so
User avatar #9733664 to #9733657 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
but why would I listen to you? you're a drag
User avatar #9733665 to #9733664 - bigbaddrag (21 minutes ago) [-]
I'm also big, and bad, which implies that I'm scary
User avatar #9733670 to #9733665 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but a drag tends to mean you make me sad, like you're pathetic
User avatar #9733672 to #9733670 - bigbaddrag (18 minutes ago) [-]
or maybe it means dragging away the bodies of those who don't do what I say
User avatar #9733675 to #9733672 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
nah, you're below me haha
#9733639 - ponanon ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
**ponanon rolled image** Yeah! Yeah Lemons!
User avatar #9733642 to #9733638 - iamthepapercut (29 minutes ago) [-]
How quaint
User avatar #9733641 to #9733638 - pandacore (29 minutes ago) [-]
wat
#9733636 - pandacore (35 minutes ago) [-]
tinychat.com/9h0tid
wemiliznotkill
plz be on bb
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