Happy little board

alan rektman

lol

Sure, kill yerself. But before ya try, answer this:
'Oo is gern ter replace ya? I'm askin' seriously. Even if ya feel like trash can, even if ya 're one, ya 'ave purpose. It might be negligible and, in the end, unsatisfactory, but ya gotta live yer life ter see wot's at the end. 'Cause ya never kna' when sumfin' beautiful 'appens.

but how can you post squids if you're not living anymore?

just donate your life to a starving African child

Ur not allowed to die.

You're next.

nuu

>when i'm 80 years old

>implying death will keep him from doing this

stop ;_;

They were the same age

yea..

It's a conspiracy I swer

oh shit it's happening

;_;

'Ai, bloke, dan't beat yerself.
Ya see, we aw 'ave this fin' inside that makes us 'orrible. Ya kna' 'a often I do somefin' I regret? I'll put it short: I only dan't regret anyfin' when I bo-peep.

But we aw 'ave somefin' called redeemin' qualities. They dan't make us wite, but at least they keep us from gern completely 'orrible. So yeah, ya are 'orrible, but also a decent heap of coke.

Nuh uh

Shit down my throat

Wot?

love me

Ter this I can comply.
But dan't ask me ter be yers.
I can love ya, but I can't be yers.

Hiya there.

'Ai!

You're awfully happy today....... need some help?

Ya 're damn wite.
I am happy. But wot makes ya fin' this is a sorry and sad fin'?
I ain't allowed ter 'ave a Robin Hood mood?

HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M WHITE?!
How about I rob your hood?

>white
>robbin' da hood

Das right, with my highly advanced but old helmet mask of white protection I will penetrate your hood and tie you down as I take what I require.

Yeah, whatever.
I just made sum fan of similarities between wot I'm trainin' and nigger speech.
'A do ya do, Ivan? 'Cause I'm feelin' like at Russell Harty.

*hug* and what is it that you're training?
A russell harty? What's that? Oooh bby is that what I think it is? You want some of the seagull special?

I 'ave, spontaneously, decided ter learn sum Cockney dialect.
Might come 'andy sum day and it's pretty fan.

I went for a run.

Shit down my throat.

Squiddy.

Evenin'

Hi.

Hi compared.

How are you?

Fine. And you?

Pretty good just got back from a run.

Good job. I'm gonna run later too.

I've only recently started doing it, my legs want to die.

Hello, delonka-donk.