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They declined my application to T-mobile
fuck that place
I AM MAD 100%
fuck that place
I AM MAD 100%
ITS LIKE SERIOUSLY MAN JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD
YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD
we're gonna have feral cats that only hunt for human flesh in the next 10 years
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, cah question*"**
**metacobalion rolls The new thing in Akihabara is fetish cafes where you can see girls dressed up as _.**
**metacobalion rolls This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.**
**metacobalion rolls War! What is it good for?**
**metacobalion rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**
**metacobalion rolls But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.**
**metacobalion rolls It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.**test
**metacobalion rolls The new thing in Akihabara is fetish cafes where you can see girls dressed up as _.**
**metacobalion rolls This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.**
**metacobalion rolls War! What is it good for?**
**metacobalion rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**
**metacobalion rolls But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.**
**metacobalion rolls It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.**test
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, cah answer*"**
**metacobalion rolls The oceans rising to reclaim the land.**
**metacobalion rolls Natural 20.**
**metacobalion rolls Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."**
**metacobalion rolls A homoerotic volleyball montage.**
**metacobalion rolls Mooing.**
**metacobalion rolls Sniffing glue.**
**metacobalion rolls The oceans rising to reclaim the land.**
**metacobalion rolls Natural 20.**
**metacobalion rolls Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."**
**metacobalion rolls A homoerotic volleyball montage.**
**metacobalion rolls Mooing.**
**metacobalion rolls Sniffing glue.**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, 1-1000000*"**
**metacobalion rolls 0,126,342**
**metacobalion rolls 0,762,740**
**metacobalion rolls 0,463,591**
**metacobalion rolls 0,993,372**
**metacobalion rolls 0,962,678**
**metacobalion rolls 0,469,056**
**metacobalion rolls 0,126,342**
**metacobalion rolls 0,762,740**
**metacobalion rolls 0,463,591**
**metacobalion rolls 0,993,372**
**metacobalion rolls 0,962,678**
**metacobalion rolls 0,469,056**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, pokemon*"**
**metacobalion rolls Banette**
**metacobalion rolls Wooper**
**metacobalion rolls Tornadus**
**metacobalion rolls Stunky**
**metacobalion rolls Gastrodon**
**metacobalion rolls Espeon**
**metacobalion rolls Banette**
**metacobalion rolls Wooper**
**metacobalion rolls Tornadus**
**metacobalion rolls Stunky**
**metacobalion rolls Gastrodon**
**metacobalion rolls Espeon**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, rpg name*"**
**metacobalion rolls Halonia**
**metacobalion rolls Adalon**
**metacobalion rolls Qari**
**metacobalion rolls Bayless**
**metacobalion rolls Memmess**
**metacobalion rolls Sanossen**
**metacobalion rolls Halonia**
**metacobalion rolls Adalon**
**metacobalion rolls Qari**
**metacobalion rolls Bayless**
**metacobalion rolls Memmess**
**metacobalion rolls Sanossen**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, DD Class*"**
**metacobalion rolls Wizard (Wiz)**
**metacobalion rolls Wizard (Wiz)**
**metacobalion rolls Barbarian (Bbn)**
**metacobalion rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**metacobalion rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**metacobalion rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
**metacobalion rolls Wizard (Wiz)**
**metacobalion rolls Wizard (Wiz)**
**metacobalion rolls Barbarian (Bbn)**
**metacobalion rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**metacobalion rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**metacobalion rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, cis privilege*"**
**metacobalion rolls You can reasonably assume that you will not be denied services at a hospital, bank, or other institution because the staff does not believe the gender marker on your ID card to match your gender identity.**
**metacobalion rolls You have the ability to not worry about being placed in a sex-segregated detention center, holding facility, jail or prison that is incongruent with your identity.**
**metacobalion rolls You can reasonably assume that you will not be denied services at a hospital, bank, or other institution because the staff does not believe the gender marker on your ID card to match your gender identity.**
**metacobalion rolls Your validity as a man/woman/human is not based on how much surgery you’ve had or how well you “pass” as non-transgender.**
**metacobalion rolls Hollywood accurately depicts people of your gender in films and television, and does not solely make your identity the focus of a dramatic storyline, or the punchline for a joke.**
**metacobalion rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.**
**metacobalion rolls You can reasonably assume that you will not be denied services at a hospital, bank, or other institution because the staff does not believe the gender marker on your ID card to match your gender identity.**
**metacobalion rolls You have the ability to not worry about being placed in a sex-segregated detention center, holding facility, jail or prison that is incongruent with your identity.**
**metacobalion rolls You can reasonably assume that you will not be denied services at a hospital, bank, or other institution because the staff does not believe the gender marker on your ID card to match your gender identity.**
**metacobalion rolls Your validity as a man/woman/human is not based on how much surgery you’ve had or how well you “pass” as non-transgender.**
**metacobalion rolls Hollywood accurately depicts people of your gender in films and television, and does not solely make your identity the focus of a dramatic storyline, or the punchline for a joke.**
**metacobalion rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, male privilege*"**
**metacobalion rolls You are less likely to be interrupted than members of the opposite sex**
**metacobalion rolls Every major religion in the world is led by individuals of your sex**
**metacobalion rolls Balance a career and a family without being called selfish for not staying at home (or being constantly pressured to stay at home)**
**metacobalion rolls Expressions and conventional language reflects your sex (e.g., mailman, “all men are created equal”)**
**metacobalion rolls Expressions and conventional language reflects your sex (e.g., mailman, “all men are created equal”)**
**metacobalion rolls You can expect to be paid equitably for the work you do, and not paid less because of your sex**
**metacobalion rolls You are less likely to be interrupted than members of the opposite sex**
**metacobalion rolls Every major religion in the world is led by individuals of your sex**
**metacobalion rolls Balance a career and a family without being called selfish for not staying at home (or being constantly pressured to stay at home)**
**metacobalion rolls Expressions and conventional language reflects your sex (e.g., mailman, “all men are created equal”)**
**metacobalion rolls Expressions and conventional language reflects your sex (e.g., mailman, “all men are created equal”)**
**metacobalion rolls You can expect to be paid equitably for the work you do, and not paid less because of your sex**
**metacobalion used "*roll 99, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**metacobalion rolls It is decidedly so**
**metacobalion rolls Don't count on it**
**metacobalion rolls Ask again later**
**metacobalion rolls Reply hazy try again**
**metacobalion rolls It is certain**
**metacobalion rolls My sources say no**
**metacobalion rolls It is decidedly so**
**metacobalion rolls Don't count on it**
**metacobalion rolls Ask again later**
**metacobalion rolls Reply hazy try again**
**metacobalion rolls It is certain**
**metacobalion rolls My sources say no**
*roll 99, pokemonroll 99, cah questionroll 99, cah answerroll 99, rpg nameroll 99, DD Classroll 99, cis privilegeroll 99, male privilegeroll 99, Magic 8-Ballroll picture***metacobalion used "*roll 99, 1-1000000*"**
**metacobalion rolls 0,733,473**
**metacobalion rolls 0,769,918**
**metacobalion rolls 0,051,005**
**metacobalion rolls 0,549,445**
**metacobalion rolls 0,040,958**
**metacobalion rolls 0,515,260**
**metacobalion rolls 0,733,473**
**metacobalion rolls 0,769,918**
**metacobalion rolls 0,051,005**
**metacobalion rolls 0,549,445**
**metacobalion rolls 0,040,958**
**metacobalion rolls 0,515,260**
*roll 99, Magic 8-Ballroll 99, male privilegeroll 99, cis privilegeroll 99, DD Classroll 99, rpg nameroll 99, cah answerroll 99, cah questionroll 99, pokemonroll picture***metacobalion used "*roll 99, 1-1000000*"**
**metacobalion rolls 0,400,590**
**metacobalion rolls 0,358,316**
**metacobalion rolls 0,309,973**
**metacobalion rolls 0,309,406**
**metacobalion rolls 0,683,641**
**metacobalion rolls 0,403,544**
**metacobalion rolls 0,400,590**
**metacobalion rolls 0,358,316**
**metacobalion rolls 0,309,973**
**metacobalion rolls 0,309,406**
**metacobalion rolls 0,683,641**
**metacobalion rolls 0,403,544**
The Queen of England summons a Lithuanian, an Englishman and A Russian
They come. The Queen then says:
"Go and bring me your best weapon"
So the Lithuanian brings a pistol, an Englishman brings an Assault rifle, and the Russian is just straight up gone
the Queen got tired of waiting and said to the remaining 2:
"Now stick it up your bum"
The Lithuanian shoves the pistol up his ass no problem. The Englishman is shoving it and he's crying and laughing. Crying and laughing
The Queen asks:"why are you laughing and crying at the same time?"
The Englishman responds:"I'm crying because it hurst, and I'm laughing because the Russian is driving over here with a tank"
They come. The Queen then says:
"Go and bring me your best weapon"
So the Lithuanian brings a pistol, an Englishman brings an Assault rifle, and the Russian is just straight up gone
the Queen got tired of waiting and said to the remaining 2:
"Now stick it up your bum"
The Lithuanian shoves the pistol up his ass no problem. The Englishman is shoving it and he's crying and laughing. Crying and laughing
The Queen asks:"why are you laughing and crying at the same time?"
The Englishman responds:"I'm crying because it hurst, and I'm laughing because the Russian is driving over here with a tank"