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User avatar #9851930 - admin (10/21/2014) [-]
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I'm gonna remove level limitation from this board and see how that works.
#9864586 - talkingbrickbrick ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864589 to #9864586 - Doomonyou ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864583 - Hawke (5 minutes ago) [-]
So 8chan is 90% gamergate, 5% pedophiles, and 5% FBI/Chips Handon
So 8chan is 90% gamergate, 5% pedophiles, and 5% FBI/Chips Handon
User avatar #9864592 to #9864583 - syrianassassin ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
30% pedophile.
#9864581 - Doomonyou ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864573 - flutterfire ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
I dropped out of school for a year due to massive amounts of bullshit in my home life. I've been trying for months now to re-enroll. My family and I have done everything we can to get me into school, and the school system basically keeps saying, "Hold on, I'm busy". This has gone on for a long time. They're forcing me to sit around while they do nothing. At this rate, would it be better to just give up on that and get my GED instead? What do you guys think?
User avatar #9864580 to #9864573 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Online schooling?
User avatar #9864594 to #9864580 - flutterfire ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
That's what I'm trying to enroll in. My options for school are the one in the town where my father lives, the one in the town where my mother lives, the one in the town where my older sister lives, and online school. Both schools where my parents live are awful schools, and because of that, my father won't let me go to either one, and for me to go to the school where my sister lives, she has to have full custody of me, and nobody, not even her, wants that, so online school is the only option. We've been waiting for months for them to get everything in order after we did our part, and they've made literally no progress at all. Would it be easier and smarter to just say fuck it and get my GED? After all, I'd be a year and a half (probably more by the time they have everything sorted out) behind anyway.
User avatar #9864595 to #9864594 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (21 seconds ago) [-]
I have absolutely no idea. I wish i could answer your life question but I am not the right person to answer it, sir.
User avatar #9864575 to #9864573 - syrianassassin ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
education is more important.

#9864556 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
I start cosmetology school next Tuesday?

Should I be worried or excited?
User avatar #9864569 to #9864556 - wildberk ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Excited. It's a fast and fun field, however. THe people in the field can be douches, divas, or WAY to sassy. I work in the theater department with a lot of talented cosmetology students and I can rarely ever work with them as a lighting designer because lights somehow cause fires on the make up
User avatar #9864576 to #9864569 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
This school has a strict policy on gossip and bullying.
You can get written up for it.
So I'm not too worried about it.

Plus I go to church with my soon to be teacher. c:
User avatar #9864584 to #9864576 - wildberk ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
Best of luck Lassie, a lot of them can be bitchy. But then again, being a straight man is significantly different then everyone else in the few classes I worked in.

Look foward to FX make up. I personally love Age make up...
User avatar #9864588 to #9864584 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
I'll be doing girly makeup, not like stage makeup.
Although I could probably go into it later on if I wanted. c:
User avatar #9864557 to #9864556 - kingalister ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
Why would you be studying cosmo magazine?
User avatar #9864558 to #9864557 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
Ali, the magazine you are referring to is Cosmopolitan.
User avatar #9864561 to #9864558 - kingalister ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
...I
User avatar #9864564 to #9864561 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
It's ok. You're a male.
#9864551 - syrianassassin ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
now my net is lagging as fuck
#9864539 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
**thisiskevinhanian rolled image** sooo hardcore!
#9864537 - kingalister ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
Maybe I should try online dating again

Maybe

Who would I even go for? Man I don't even got any leads.

Life is hard
#9864572 to #9864537 - wildberk ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
Well it's better then sitting on your ass waiting for it to change right?
Well it's better then sitting on your ass waiting for it to change right?
User avatar #9864567 to #9864537 - talkingbrickbrick ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
it's not that easy, usually online dating happens because people love eachother 2much to let their distance affect it

that's why people can stay in a distance relationship for a couple years before meeting
User avatar #9864550 to #9864537 - Doomonyou ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
My online dating experiences have been rather poor. They start off fun but they just get downhill if you can't meet each other.
User avatar #9864570 to #9864550 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
the one online gf i had was fun at first, but then she just got super clingy

i couldn't even enjoy my damn games
#9864577 to #9864570 - Doomonyou ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Clingyness tends to happen because of the lack of physical interaction in online relationships.
Clingyness tends to happen because of the lack of physical interaction in online relationships.
User avatar #9864585 to #9864577 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
naw man, she got pissed when we were talking and my family had a futurama marathon going in the background and i'd get distracted by it

and i mean just seconds of being distracted
User avatar #9864563 to #9864550 - kingalister ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
Pfff

Mine get blow the fuck up cause people are shit haha
User avatar #9864544 to #9864537 - fluttermon (20 minutes ago) [-]
just fap to ponies like the rest of us
#9864543 to #9864540 - kingalister ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
Why...hello there, cutie.
#9864517 - flutterfire ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
Anybody interested in an irl thread? I haven't posted mine in a while.
Sorry about the filter. I didn't take the picture.
User avatar #9864535 to #9864517 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
You have really long eyelashes.
User avatar #9864538 to #9864535 - flutterfire ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
I do? Never heard that before.
User avatar #9864542 to #9864538 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
Ye. Most guys do because they don't wear mascara all the time which can damage your lashes.
User avatar #9864546 to #9864542 - flutterfire ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
Huh. I didn't know that. Interesting.
User avatar #9864549 to #9864546 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
Can I put mascara on your eyelashes?
User avatar #9864552 to #9864549 - flutterfire ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
Well I don' want them damaged.
User avatar #9864554 to #9864552 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
Is not gonna damage them if I do it once.
I damages them if you wear it all duh time.
User avatar #9864560 to #9864554 - flutterfire ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
Well... Okay. But only once!
User avatar #9864562 to #9864560 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
u gunna luk so prety
#9864534 to #9864517 - Hawke (23 minutes ago) [-]
wait for it...
#9864533 to #9864517 - eezo (23 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864521 to #9864517 - syrianassassin ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
you missed it yesterday

it was ultimate gay circle jerking
#9864519 to #9864517 - kingalister ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
Sure why not
User avatar #9864523 to #9864519 - syrianassassin ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #9864524 to #9864523 - kingalister ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
I turn 28 in march
#9864525 to #9864524 - syrianassassin ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
are you sure?

you look like 18-20
User avatar #9864526 to #9864525 - kingalister ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
Would I lie?
#9864527 to #9864526 - syrianassassin ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
im not joking
User avatar #9864528 to #9864527 - kingalister ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
haha I know you aren't
User avatar #9864529 to #9864528 - syrianassassin ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #9864530 to #9864529 - kingalister ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
Michigan
User avatar #9864516 - ajrin (33 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864506 - Hawke (36 minutes ago) [-]
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#9864512 to #9864506 - deficiency (34 minutes ago) [-]
**deficiency rolled user masdercheef **
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User avatar #9864578 to #9864512 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
holy shit thats awesome
User avatar #9864590 to #9864579 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
not as awesome
#9864504 - santamansan (37 minutes ago) [-]
**santamansan rolled image** nice animeme
#9864498 - kingalister ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
Let me tell you a little about friendship

ya see

Friendship is always about finding those special people you can be yourself around and enjoying their company until the mere whisper of their name makes you want to vomit with disgust. Or visions of their violent murder fill your head.

That is what true friendship is. I also need to go dig a new hole for a....tree.
#9864491 - eezo (43 minutes ago) [-]
>Go to Japan   
>Hang around the bars where native girls like westerners   
>Fuck a girl   
>Take her on a date to a maid cafe the next day   
>Leave with one of the maids
>Go to Japan
>Hang around the bars where native girls like westerners
>Fuck a girl
>Take her on a date to a maid cafe the next day
>Leave with one of the maids
User avatar #9864500 to #9864497 - syrianassassin ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
flagged for promoting terrorism
User avatar #9864520 to #9864500 - thewillow (31 minutes ago) [-]
The fucking irony.
User avatar #9864496 to #9864491 - Hawke (40 minutes ago) [-]
>you're not a race traitor if you leave her at a maid cafe
User avatar #9864494 to #9864491 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
>Go to Japan
>Buy kawaii shit and body pillows
>Who needs females
User avatar #9864485 - puffyclouds (48 minutes ago) [-]
starting the test now

bye
User avatar #9864509 to #9864485 - tranquilizer (35 minutes ago) [-]
Good luck

what test?
User avatar #9864489 to #9864485 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
Bai
#9864479 - flutterfire ONLINE (50 minutes ago) [-]
I know this question has been asked a lot, but seriously, when and how did humans discover that they could get milk from animals? The thought process must have been something along the lines of, "Women produce milk... Maybe female animals do to?", right? I mean, how else could it have happened?
I know this question has been asked a lot, but seriously, when and how did humans discover that they could get milk from animals? The thought process must have been something along the lines of, "Women produce milk... Maybe female animals do to?", right? I mean, how else could it have happened?
#9864483 to #9864479 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (49 minutes ago) [-]
I don't see it as a big mystery.
Humans produce milk.
Humans see calves drinking from utters.
Bam. Animal milk.
#9864508 to #9864483 - santamansan (35 minutes ago) [-]
So a human just walked up to a cow and sucked on it?
#9864515 to #9864508 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
Uhh, probably not.
Depends on the time period humans put two and two together.
The more civilized the less likely they were to do something like that.
#9864487 to #9864483 - flutterfire ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
Fuck. I did not think of that. You are a genius.
#9864488 to #9864487 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
Err... you're welcome?
#9864490 to #9864488 - flutterfire ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
That is such a simple explanation, and it's probably exactly what happened. I have thought about this a lot, and I never thought of that.
#9864492 to #9864490 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
It's okay. Sometimes the simplest answers are the hardest to find.
User avatar #9864482 to #9864479 - Hawke (49 minutes ago) [-]
You know how guys do stupid shit when they're together?

It probably went along the lines of "HNNG, MHMM GHNRNNGNN" *various grunts*

translating to = "Hey, I wonder what will happen if I suck on that cow tit"
User avatar #9864467 - Hawke (54 minutes ago) [-]
syrianassassin and deficiency are al taqiyya using ahmeds from hamas
User avatar #9864466 - murrlogic (54 minutes ago) [-]
zependium hates me

btb killin self
User avatar #9864474 to #9864466 - tranquilizer (52 minutes ago) [-]
send me a text when you get to the other side
#9864469 to #9864466 - zependium (53 minutes ago) [-]
what i don't hate you at all, where did you ever get that from?

if anything i suggested the opposite form that comment!<
User avatar #9864471 to #9864469 - murrlogic (53 minutes ago) [-]
...I-I dont understand
User avatar #9864555 to #9864471 - zependium (17 minutes ago) [-]
What is it you dont understand?
#9864465 - syrianassassin ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
oh look

Kim K is online. gotta ask how many black dicks she had today
#9864453 - puffyclouds (58 minutes ago) [-]
tfw i got to frontpage, but there's no way i'll get enough thumbs for colored text
User avatar #9864476 to #9864453 - tranquilizer (51 minutes ago) [-]
:/

gotta keep trying
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