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#10476912 - kilroydotexe (20 seconds ago) [-]
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User avatar #10476913 to #10476912 - kilroydotexe (14 seconds ago) [-]
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**kilroydotexe rolls Geese.**
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#10476909 - mrpeep (1 minute ago) [-]
Da pacem Domine Skeletal, qui sperant in te, ut prophetae tui fideles inveniantur. Exaudi preces famuli tui, et populi tui Funnyjunk. Lætátus sum in his, quæ dicta sunt mihi: in domum Domini, et Filio, et ossa ad Draugr magna.
User avatar #10476914 to #10476909 - josa (8 seconds ago) [-]
Give peace , O Lord, skeletal, that put their trust in thee, that thy prophets may be found faithful . Graciously hear the prayers of thy servant , and of thy people Funnyjunk . I rejoiced at the things that were said to me: in the house of the LORD , and to the Son , and the bones of the great to the Draug .
User avatar #10476910 to #10476909 - puffyclouds ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
hæ?
#10476899 - puffyclouds ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
gotta go fast
gotta go fast
#10476886 - levvy ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
i keep getting read/wright errors for warthunder,

i will never see the new content now...
User avatar #10476900 to #10476886 - tentaquil (8 minutes ago) [-]
9/11 will never happen
and it's all your fault
User avatar #10476889 to #10476886 - adunsaveme (10 minutes ago) [-]
no planes for you
#10476884 - reginleif ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
**reginleif used "*roll picture*"**
**reginleif rolled image** Corporate promised to rid this board of faggots, I promised to rid this board of Communists. :/

You don't see any Communists do you?

You're welcome.
User avatar #10476898 to #10476884 - sugoi ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
I'm communist.
User avatar #10476895 to #10476887 - reginleif ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
:/
#10476883 - destaice (12 minutes ago) [-]
kek
User avatar #10476890 to #10476883 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
Rek'Sai top, nice way to waste champion's potential.
#10476881 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
This is my chance.

Cthulhu can protect you from skeletons. He won't allow any minor threat destroy humanity. Vote for him to embrece the most painful death you can't even imagine unless he visits you in your dreams.

Tentacle rape may or may not be included, depending on personal preferences.
User avatar #10476896 to #10476881 - compared (9 minutes ago) [-]
As tempting as tentacle tape is, I believe voting for cthulhu would be simply replacing one problem with a new one.
#10476907 to #10476896 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
1. Cthulhu hates you inconditionally. You can't expect anything nice from him. So you are sure what you can expect. It's great to be sure about your future.   
   
2. If chosen, he'll drive whole humanity into state of absolute, incomprehendible by your sane mind, madness. Everyone will be equal, Cthulhu is a firm believer in egalitarianism of humans, however even more of a believer in his superiority of filth such as you.   
   
3. You get to see exquisite non-Euclidean architecture of Cyclops every time you fall asleep, as you dream about sunken city of R'lyeh. It's basically a free trip to another dimension every night.   
   
As you can see, Cthulhu is far superior option to skeletons who want to just rip their brethers out of you.
1. Cthulhu hates you inconditionally. You can't expect anything nice from him. So you are sure what you can expect. It's great to be sure about your future.

2. If chosen, he'll drive whole humanity into state of absolute, incomprehendible by your sane mind, madness. Everyone will be equal, Cthulhu is a firm believer in egalitarianism of humans, however even more of a believer in his superiority of filth such as you.

3. You get to see exquisite non-Euclidean architecture of Cyclops every time you fall asleep, as you dream about sunken city of R'lyeh. It's basically a free trip to another dimension every night.

As you can see, Cthulhu is far superior option to skeletons who want to just rip their brethers out of you.
User avatar #10476911 to #10476907 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
brethren**
Damn, I suck.
User avatar #10476908 to #10476907 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
superiority over*
User avatar #10476902 to #10476896 - compared (7 minutes ago) [-]
Rape * I fucking hate SwiftKey and it's shitty autocorrect
#10476874 - mrpeep (19 minutes ago) [-]
'March of the Druids' (Undertaker's druids theme)

Give peace, O Skeletal, to them that wait for thee, that thy prophets may be found faithful. Graciously hear the prayers of thy servant, and of thy people Funnyjunk. Lætátus at the things that were said to me: in the house of the Lord to the Skeleton and to the Son and to the Great Draugr.
User avatar #10476873 - compared (19 minutes ago) [-]
We can not accept defeat from the skeletons this easily. They have controlled is with fear and deception so far, but we must not let this go on. The time for action against them is now. We must destroy the skeletons that already exist and then we must destroy our own skeletons so they can not thrive through our deaths. I propose that we instate a mandatory cremation upon death, this way we stop any further skeletons from being created which completely halts their army's growth.
#10476859 - mrpeep (25 minutes ago) [-]
The end of an era is upon us, brothers. Soon, our skeleton foes will rule this land with an iron fist. Let us welcome their reign with tribute. The horse-fuckers will be the first to go.
User avatar #10476858 - puffyclouds ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
did you know that in skyrim when they call you a milk drinker it's not because they think you're a pussy, it's because they think you're an enemy. you see when you drink milk your bones get stronger and that only makes the skeleton army stronger when you die. so by not drinking milk you leave a weaker skeleton behind to make it easier for the living to live.
that's why they dislike milk drinkers because they think they are supporters of the skeleton army
User avatar #10476862 to #10476858 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
But there are no skeletons in Skyrim. Only draugr.
User avatar #10476865 to #10476862 - puffyclouds ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
have you ever played skyrim?
User avatar #10476867 to #10476865 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, I've slaughtered hordes of draugr in multiple ways. Are you saying that there was anything else to do in SKyrim than killing more and more draugr?
User avatar #10476869 to #10476867 - puffyclouds ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
you could find skeletons
User avatar #10476870 to #10476869 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure draugr were the only enemies in Skyrim.
User avatar #10476872 to #10476870 - puffyclouds ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
nah, there was dragons and trolls and skeleton and children
#10476877 to #10476872 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
Dragons? I recall one dragon at the beginning. But trolls? Skeletons? Children? Were they draugr children?
User avatar #10476879 to #10476877 - puffyclouds ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
there was a skeleton dragon at some point
User avatar #10476891 to #10476879 - adunsaveme (9 minutes ago) [-]
it was a draugr dragon

a draugon, if you will
User avatar #10476894 to #10476891 - puffyclouds ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
there was also a skeleton one
User avatar #10476888 to #10476879 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
I remember only the one at the beginning.
User avatar #10476892 to #10476888 - puffyclouds ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
you have bad memory
#10476860 to #10476858 - stilljustamewfag (25 minutes ago) [-]
Well I can't find a flaw with that logic.
Well I can't find a flaw with that logic.
User avatar #10476845 - nirja ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
how can people play FFVII?
I bought it a while ago and decided to play it
you can't even say unless you play to a save point
and there's only like 2 save points under 1 hour
like
maybe I don't want to play 40 min just to save
User avatar #10476893 to #10476845 - adunsaveme (9 minutes ago) [-]
because nostalgia
User avatar #10476857 to #10476845 - stilljustamewfag (26 minutes ago) [-]
What's FFVII?
User avatar #10476861 to #10476857 - nirja ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
Final Fantasy VII
User avatar #10476863 to #10476861 - stilljustamewfag (24 minutes ago) [-]
Never played a FF game myself.
User avatar #10476866 to #10476863 - nirja ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
I only played FF13 and 7
User avatar #10476849 to #10476845 - nirja ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
save* not say
User avatar #10476837 - puffyclouds ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
there will never be an end to the skeleton war
for even if we defeat the skeleton army we still haven't won
for there will always be a skeleton within us
#10476856 to #10476837 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
Unless you pledge alligenance to cephalopod master race. A lot of our kin have external skeletons, therefore we are the ones lurking inside the skeletons, just like skeletons lurk inside you. Absolute elite are octopuses, who basically have no trace of any skeleton. Subjugation or extinction?
User avatar #10476844 to #10476837 - compared (34 minutes ago) [-]
We destroy our fallen to stop the skeletons from being released.
User avatar #10476842 to #10476837 - mrpeep (35 minutes ago) [-]
Deep, man. Deep.
#10476821 - mrpeep (40 minutes ago) [-]
We are doomed. Thanks to people like compared, we must now praise our new skeleton overlords.
User avatar #10476827 to #10476821 - compared (39 minutes ago) [-]
I can ensure they don't take control of us, I can finally bring an end to the skeleton war.
#10476833 to #10476827 - mrpeep (37 minutes ago) [-]
Lies. I know you are working with the skeletons.
User avatar #10476836 to #10476833 - compared (36 minutes ago) [-]
You are falling for simple skeleton propaganda, they are trying to turn us against each other and draw our focus away from them.
User avatar #10476826 to #10476821 - puffyclouds ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#10476803 - snapshots (45 minutes ago) [-]
Fucking white people.
User avatar #10476791 - compared (47 minutes ago) [-]
We need to weaponize skeletons.
#10476834 to #10476791 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
I curse you. From now on, everyone will know that under the mask, you're a skeleton.
User avatar #10476840 to #10476834 - compared (35 minutes ago) [-]
I will never be a skeleton.
#10476850 to #10476840 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
This is exactly what a skeleton would say.
User avatar #10476852 to #10476850 - compared (31 minutes ago) [-]
I will rid this world of all skeletons, best you will see the truth.
User avatar #10476853 to #10476852 - compared (30 minutes ago) [-]
Then*
User avatar #10476799 to #10476791 - puffyclouds ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
why
User avatar #10476801 to #10476799 - compared (45 minutes ago) [-]
They must be used to our benefit.
User avatar #10476805 to #10476801 - puffyclouds ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
you fool, they'll just use them against us to free our inner skeletons
User avatar #10476811 to #10476805 - compared (43 minutes ago) [-]
We'll put measures in place to ensure that doesn't happen.
User avatar #10476814 to #10476811 - puffyclouds ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
impossible
they're just bones, they don't have brains so they wont understand us
User avatar #10476817 to #10476814 - compared (41 minutes ago) [-]
They don't have to understand, we'll take them by force.
User avatar #10476825 to #10476817 - puffyclouds ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
but they'll never listen to us
they don't have ears
User avatar #10476835 to #10476825 - compared (37 minutes ago) [-]
There will be no need for them to listen, there will be no options. They will be captured and destroyed and their remains will be used to build weapons we can use against them.
User avatar #10476841 to #10476835 - puffyclouds ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
oh
User avatar #10476793 to #10476791 - mrpeep (46 minutes ago) [-]
They are dangerous enough as it is.
User avatar #10476797 to #10476793 - compared (46 minutes ago) [-]
But we can harness and control them for good.
#10476777 - stilljustamewfag (50 minutes ago) [-]
I can't fucking handle this.
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User avatar #10476764 - puffyclouds ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
why can't you go as fast as petter northug?
User avatar #10476788 to #10476784 - puffyclouds ONLINE (48 minutes ago) [-]
why can't swedes go as fast as petter northug?
User avatar #10476767 to #10476764 - mrpeep (53 minutes ago) [-]
I'm not Norwegian.
User avatar #10476769 to #10476767 - puffyclouds ONLINE (52 minutes ago) [-]
filthy peasant
User avatar #10476778 to #10476769 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (50 minutes ago) [-]
Shut your mouth, Skwisgaar.
User avatar #10476781 to #10476778 - puffyclouds ONLINE (49 minutes ago) [-]
no you shut your mouth for not being norwegian master-race
#10476786 to #10476781 - mrpeep (49 minutes ago) [-]
>Norwegian
>Master-anything
#10476789 to #10476786 - puffyclouds ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
master of oil, ski and brunost
User avatar #10476798 to #10476789 - mrpeep (46 minutes ago) [-]
The hell is brunost?
User avatar #10476802 to #10476798 - puffyclouds ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
it's best ost
User avatar #10476806 to #10476802 - mrpeep (44 minutes ago) [-]
Looks like peanut butter.
User avatar #10476812 to #10476806 - puffyclouds ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
it's not
it's cheese
brown cheese
User avatar #10476816 to #10476812 - mrpeep (42 minutes ago) [-]
Gross.
User avatar #10476819 to #10476816 - puffyclouds ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
no
it's delicious
User avatar #10476823 to #10476819 - mrpeep (40 minutes ago) [-]
Your butt is delicious.
User avatar #10476829 to #10476823 - puffyclouds ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #10476772 to #10476769 - mrpeep (51 minutes ago) [-]
Horsefucker scum.
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