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User avatar #9536316 - joshlol (3 minutes ago) [-]
I wonder if the board will always be this slow now or if it's just the time
User avatar #9536338 to #9536316 - zahnrad (29 seconds ago) [-]
We should go with Phan's idea and delete Friendly :^)
User avatar #9536339 to #9536338 - joshlol (22 seconds ago) [-]
yh
#9536314 - zahnrad (3 minutes ago) [-]
>Go for a bath   
>Turn on  hot tap   
>FIlter falls out of the tap nozzle   
>MFW
>Go for a bath
>Turn on hot tap
>FIlter falls out of the tap nozzle
>MFW
User avatar #9536321 to #9536314 - Sunset ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
much like your penis, the tap is too loose
#9536323 to #9536321 - zahnrad (2 minutes ago) [-]
I should put it into  my nozzle then.
I should put it into my nozzle then.
User avatar #9536327 to #9536323 - Sunset ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
lol don't
User avatar #9536329 to #9536327 - zahnrad (1 minute ago) [-]
It's too small for me anyway :^)
User avatar #9536331 to #9536329 - Sunset ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
lel
#9536313 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #9536315 to #9536313 - zahnrad (3 minutes ago) [-]
This shit aria
User avatar #9536317 to #9536315 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
you love it don't deny it
User avatar #9536325 to #9536317 - zahnrad (2 minutes ago) [-]
Sonata a best
User avatar #9536330 to #9536325 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
sonata isn't in a bikini
#9536300 - xxangelisxx (7 minutes ago) [-]
I smell meth.
I smell meth.
User avatar #9536304 to #9536300 - Sunset ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
what does it smell like
User avatar #9536336 to #9536304 - holyfool ONLINE (45 seconds ago) [-]
It smells like phosphorus, like a match stick.
User avatar #9536307 to #9536304 - xxangelisxx (5 minutes ago) [-]
Like your mom's bedroom
User avatar #9536310 to #9536307 - Sunset ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
clever
#9536285 - konradkurze ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
i dont know why Syrianassassin and Schnizel fight   
   
radical islamics are actually HELPING the same cause as the schnizel supports
i dont know why Syrianassassin and Schnizel fight

radical islamics are actually HELPING the same cause as the schnizel supports
User avatar #9536309 to #9536285 - Sunset ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
goldstein that picture is factually incorrect
User avatar #9536311 to #9536309 - syrianassassin ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
JIDF
User avatar #9536312 to #9536311 - Sunset ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
OY VEY
User avatar #9536306 to #9536285 - trollmobile ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
you know, except for the part where they both want the other executed on the spot, the second the jews are gone.
User avatar #9536318 to #9536306 - konradkurze ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
idk
theres plenty of arabs who love to claim theyre 'aryans" just to fit into europe
#9536299 to #9536285 - syrianassassin ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
if he only knew

but we did not fight for very very long long long time
#9536302 to #9536299 - konradkurze ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
like seriously

ARAB NAZIS

those two words should make schnizel fuckin LOVE you
User avatar #9536326 to #9536302 - schnizel ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
Islam does not fit with the Nat-Soc ideology.
User avatar #9536332 to #9536326 - konradkurze ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
not fit in with but can work alongside
User avatar #9536308 to #9536302 - syrianassassin ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
northern arabs was a part of Waffen SS
#9536322 to #9536308 - konradkurze ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
< this?
User avatar #9536334 to #9536322 - syrianassassin ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
and yeah this
User avatar #9536333 to #9536322 - syrianassassin ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
he is jerusalem mufti
User avatar #9536279 - trollmobile ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
why the fuck can't i post images?
i can't thumb and i can't upload images, it just doesn't work, doesn't tell me i'm banned from it, no pm, nothing.
just not able to do it anymore.
i've broken no rules.
i haven't even posted off-topic on admin's posts.
User avatar #9536284 to #9536279 - xxangelisxx (10 minutes ago) [-]
reopen browser
User avatar #9536290 to #9536284 - trollmobile ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
done it 4 times.
images work now in incognito mode.
User avatar #9536291 to #9536290 - xxangelisxx (8 minutes ago) [-]
Odd.
User avatar #9536281 to #9536279 - posttwo (11 minutes ago) [-]
Try in incognito/private browsing
#9536287 to #9536281 - trollmobile ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
can post images now, but still thumb banned, without a clue why.
User avatar #9536298 to #9536287 - posttwo (7 minutes ago) [-]
Well I cant see an account voteban
so you must have been hit by admins last night "votebanning all IPs taht ever posted on bronies"
thing
#9536301 to #9536298 - trollmobile ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
that slut's too much of a bipolar little bitch to run a site.
User avatar #9536278 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
ITT: tumblrs that are not bad.

www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/
#9536275 - Sunset ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
**Sunset rolled image**
User avatar #9536277 to #9536275 - holyfool ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
Gives a whole new meaning to the porcelain throne.
#9536274 - izanaginookami ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
Maexxna is a GIANT SPIDER! MWHAHAHAHAHA
#9536263 - syrianassassin ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
good ol days
#9536259 - xxangelisxx (25 minutes ago) [-]
<-- tfw glorious leader lately
#9536260 to #9536259 - syrianassassin ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
meanwhile now
#9536253 - izanaginookami ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
AdminFW this boards users.
AdminFW this boards users.
#9536256 to #9536253 - syrianassassin ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
dont forget the orange cunt

i even have his small cock on my pc. ready to use it as insult
#9536248 - joshlol (27 minutes ago) [-]
how to annotate
User avatar #9536251 to #9536248 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
i wish i knew php
User avatar #9536252 to #9536251 - joshlol (25 minutes ago) [-]
I wish I was a lot better with it
User avatar #9536282 to #9536269 - joshlol (10 minutes ago) [-]
ty xo
User avatar #9536268 to #9536252 - posttwo (19 minutes ago) [-]
here I made it smaller
User avatar #9536266 to #9536252 - posttwo (19 minutes ago) [-]
public static function isLogged()
{
if(isset($SESSION['sessloggedin'])
&& $
SESSION['sessloggedin'] === true
&& $SESSION['sesskey'] === sha1(whatever))
return TRUE;
return FALSE;
}
#9536240 - syrianassassin ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
board is dead
board is dead
User avatar #9536249 to #9536240 - xxangelisxx (27 minutes ago) [-]
Everyone is banned, lol
User avatar #9536241 to #9536240 - izanaginookami ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
I blame Admin
User avatar #9536247 to #9536241 - phanact (27 minutes ago) [-]
admin ridded this board of the scum
User avatar #9536267 to #9536247 - holyfool ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
That's fucking bullshit and you know it, innocent users who broke none of the sites rules were banned.
User avatar #9536242 to #9536241 - syrianassassin ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
who dont blame him?

#9536216 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
**thisiskevinhanian rolled image** Oh snap
#9536205 - syrianassassin ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
i think admin destroyed the site, especially this board
#9536204 - ashedust ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
Good morning.
User avatar #9536219 to #9536204 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
mornin
User avatar #9536223 to #9536219 - ashedust ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #9536230 to #9536223 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
hungry, but I don't have food right now
User avatar #9536236 to #9536230 - ashedust ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
Time for a walk down to taco bell?
User avatar #9536238 to #9536236 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
the closest taco bell is like 8 miles away, I think I'm going to go to the store soon and get something
User avatar #9536245 to #9536238 - ashedust ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Get something delicious!
User avatar #9536257 to #9536245 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
like what?
User avatar #9536262 to #9536257 - ashedust ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
Pancake mix, eggs, milk.

Or if you want to make them from scratch: flour, sugar, baking powder, eggs, milk.

Don't forget the syrup!
User avatar #9536214 to #9536211 - ashedust ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
Ow...
User avatar #9536217 to #9536215 - ashedust ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
I do when they're there
User avatar #9536227 to #9536222 - ashedust ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #9536234 to #9536228 - ashedust ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
Are you okay there, darling?
User avatar #9536244 to #9536235 - ashedust ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
Are you finally getting unsick?
#9536246 to #9536244 - xxangelisxx (27 minutes ago) [-]
Nah, it is only getting worse. But oh well. Anything new?
User avatar #9536264 to #9536246 - ashedust ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
Nope. Leading as boring of a life as ever.

Please get better.
#9536283 to #9536264 - xxangelisxx (10 minutes ago) [-]
Oi vey work is over today
Oi vey work is over today
User avatar #9536288 to #9536283 - ashedust ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Good.

Did you have fun?
User avatar #9536289 to #9536288 - xxangelisxx (9 minutes ago) [-]
Woke up with fever, barely managed all day long.
User avatar #9536293 to #9536289 - ashedust ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Sounds like you need to take a sick day.
User avatar #9536294 to #9536293 - xxangelisxx (8 minutes ago) [-]
Can't. I need the money.
User avatar #9536295 to #9536294 - ashedust ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Useless money if you end up in the hospital later cause you didn't take a sick day now =/
User avatar #9536296 to #9536295 - xxangelisxx (8 minutes ago) [-]
One day won't cure my issues.
User avatar #9536297 to #9536296 - ashedust ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
=/
User avatar #9536207 to #9536204 - syrianassassin ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
good morning man

but >good isnt the things is happening now
User avatar #9536210 to #9536207 - ashedust ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
Ouch... I hope your day progresses to good soon.
User avatar #9536212 to #9536210 - syrianassassin ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
my day?

you mean this site, fagmin totally destroyed it

i think 25% of the people who come here daily are perma banned
User avatar #9536213 to #9536212 - ashedust ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, yeah... that... I hope stuff's done to fix it soon...

ONE CAN HOPE!
User avatar #9536220 to #9536213 - syrianassassin ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
he need to be teached a lesson.

also look at this and how describes he is a huge faggot and coward

www.funnyjunk.com/Admin+is+so+kewl/funny-pictures/5265246/

and 90% of the people now cant thumb up
User avatar #9536225 to #9536220 - ashedust ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
I know... I've seen it. It's a damn shame, but I've just been keeping my head low.
User avatar #9536231 to #9536225 - syrianassassin ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
just take care or your ban vote might hit you
User avatar #9536237 to #9536231 - ashedust ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
**ashedust nods**

Of course.
User avatar #9536254 to #9536237 - phanact (25 minutes ago) [-]
ur a mod
User avatar #9536258 to #9536254 - ashedust ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, I know. But I still want to play it safe.
User avatar #9536199 - fjaddictftw (52 minutes ago) [-]
im still vote banned
User avatar #9536209 to #9536199 - zachariaseverlivin ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
same
User avatar #9536201 to #9536199 - fluttermon (51 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #9536200 to #9536199 - syrianassassin ONLINE (51 minutes ago) [-]
why your faggot orange cunt isnt doing anything about it?
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