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User avatar #10635323 - ghostofnignaz (14 minutes ago) [-]
slayhumanity is a retatrded faggot. Thumb up if you agree.
User avatar #10635330 to #10635323 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
u suck
User avatar #10635321 - kilroydotexe (19 minutes ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635322 to #10635321 - kilroydotexe (19 minutes ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635313 - orkanoidz ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
I can't possibly be the only guy who thinks make-up is gross.
User avatar #10635314 to #10635313 - ffffyou (39 minutes ago) [-]
no
User avatar #10635316 to #10635314 - orkanoidz ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
Right along with heels...
User avatar #10635318 to #10635316 - ffffyou (24 minutes ago) [-]
you just crossed the line
User avatar #10635319 to #10635318 - orkanoidz ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
Fuck heels, they look retarded.
User avatar #10635320 to #10635319 - ffffyou (23 minutes ago) [-]
I am a leg man
they make the leg look good.
User avatar #10635331 to #10635320 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
the one leg
#10635311 - karlKroenen (46 minutes ago) [-]
wood you bang blonde megan fox or nah?
#10635326 to #10635311 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
of course not, can't you see i'm way too sugoi for her?
of course not, can't you see i'm way too sugoi for her?
User avatar #10635317 to #10635311 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
No
User avatar #10635315 to #10635311 - ffffyou (39 minutes ago) [-]
I'd bang her only because she's wearing stockings
#10635310 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
What a shitty day. And it well get even worse. I don't even feel like pretending I'm an optimist. And now, on top of it all, I have to go out. Why does it have to be today? I'd be much happier just sitting here and contemplating my life.
#10635335 to #10635310 - mrpeep (3 minutes ago) [-]
Hang in there, Squiddy. You'll be alright.
#10635328 to #10635310 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
sorry to hear it, squiddo. i hope that tomorrow will be better.
sorry to hear it, squiddo. i hope that tomorrow will be better.
User avatar #10635334 to #10635328 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
It will be, most likely. But today, I feel like shit.
User avatar #10635287 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
First thing you would do if you won 10 million dollars?
I would go to the beach, lie down, and ponder that I am now a millionaire. I guess almost completely relax for once, for a while at least. Then I would go buy me and a bunch of my friends and family awesome cars and probably buy 200 steam games to give to fj
#10635300 to #10635287 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
No idea. I think money is useless in my hands. I don't like to spend it so I don't think /i'd go on some kind of big shopping. If I did win it right now, I'd probably get myself a hat, because I need it thanks to this damn sun. However, before I actually manage to get one, the summer will be over.

So I'd probably give at least part of it to my family. They're better at spending money.
User avatar #10635292 to #10635287 - tentaquil (1 hour ago) [-]
get a financial adviser
User avatar #10635308 to #10635292 - tentaquil (53 minutes ago) [-]
also a lawyer since a couple of faggots gonna sue me just because i got money
User avatar #10635295 to #10635292 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
*The spelling is different in different countries so I'm taking back the correction
User avatar #10635294 to #10635292 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
Besides a financial advisor
#10635290 to #10635287 - newpulse ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
>awesome cars for family and friends   
>waste of motherfucking money
>awesome cars for family and friends
>waste of motherfucking money
User avatar #10635293 to #10635290 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
So? 10 million dollars is a lot, II wouldn't be living like a complete ass and waste it. I would get a nice car and continue school, probably live off the interest and take more vacations and eat more expensive fast food. I enjoy giving and what use is being rich if you can't share the joy of it with others. 300k -500k on cars. What if I promised to give one to you too if I ever won 10 mil? would it be a waste then?
User avatar #10635301 to #10635293 - newpulse ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Yes it would be a waste. Cars and that vain fanciful shit it's the poor man's trap. I'd rather pay, for family and a very selected group of friends, college or help them in whatever business they were involved into and make them have a stable fulfilling life. I'd rather give opportunities than give them fast cars so they can die in a car accident.
User avatar #10635303 to #10635301 - karlKroenen (58 minutes ago) [-]
Good point. but some of my friends and family are done with school or aren't going to a good school and could use a nice car though. I'm not very materialistic but buying a nice car if you win a fuck ton of money is not an immoral or stuck up thing to do. Wasting it all on thousand dollar clothes items and ten thousand dollar phones and spending tens of thousands at night clubs IS something that I Wouldn't do. I wouldn't quit school and if anybody asked me I would happily pay for their school or anything they need to 'find themselves' idk. In my mind it's 100% not a waste to make your friends and family happy
User avatar #10635307 to #10635303 - newpulse ONLINE (53 minutes ago) [-]
By giving them opportunities, by teaching them how to make smart decisions and making their life stable you are giving them the chance in a long run to get good cars and good phones by themselves.
#10635309 to #10635307 - karlKroenen (48 minutes ago) [-]
I get what ou mean but  Imo They need to teach themselves how to make smart decisions, I am not their parents.. I would give them cars on the condition that they maintain what they are doing in school, knowing that some wont.  I would't just leave my friends with bullshit cars while I'm driving a new bmw and tell them "just do good in life so you can get a nice car later on"   If I was lucky I would share it, as simple as that.They are just cars. in any case this is all metaphorical and will never happen
I get what ou mean but Imo They need to teach themselves how to make smart decisions, I am not their parents.. I would give them cars on the condition that they maintain what they are doing in school, knowing that some wont. I would't just leave my friends with bullshit cars while I'm driving a new bmw and tell them "just do good in life so you can get a nice car later on" If I was lucky I would share it, as simple as that.They are just cars. in any case this is all metaphorical and will never happen
#10635324 to #10635309 - newpulse ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
You're not right but ok
You're not right but ok
User avatar #10635325 to #10635324 - karlKroenen (13 minutes ago) [-]
Opinions aren't right or wrong. They just are there
User avatar #10635329 to #10635325 - newpulse ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
ofc there are wrong opinions or good opinions where do you live lalaland
#10635286 - Common Pepe (1 hour ago) [-]
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#10635296 to #10635286 - Common Pepe (1 hour ago) [-]
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#10635297 to #10635296 - Common Pepe (1 hour ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635278 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
Orkanoidz does it get monotonous thumbing up every post for days and days? I know it's just a small action but stuff like that adds up (seemingly to me at least). Not that I'm complaining.
User avatar #10635298 to #10635278 - orkanoidz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I automated a script... I literally don't have to do anything :|
User avatar #10635312 to #10635299 - orkanoidz ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
Ah the collective joys of being lazy and a programmer.
User avatar #10635280 to #10635278 - newpulse ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
you should add prettyflyforaderp in that too.
User avatar #10635281 to #10635280 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
ok well you just did so I don't have to thx
#10635279 to #10635273 - newpulse ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
The tumor is the body trying to create another body   
goddamn nature is fucked up
The tumor is the body trying to create another body
goddamn nature is fucked up
User avatar #10635274 to #10635273 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
Check out this teratoma, You need to login to view this link
In tumors it's possible that certain cells like cells that create teeth, hair, etc can somehow manifest and create hair..teeth...eyes...whole torsos, etc. We live in a horror story sometimes
#10635271 - delahk ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
tfw i have 3 days vacation from work starting tomorrow...i feel like a kid again
User avatar #10635266 - ffffyou (1 hour ago) [-]
**ffffyou rolled user thismustbeseen **
Melee still the best. Even though gaming has come and gone, consoles come and gone, "MLG" games come and gone. Melee is still one of the fastest competitive games and still the game that everyone leaves but returns to.

We've seen pretty much every video game die out, but not only has melee survived 2 newer nintendo consoles coming out, 2 additional smash games with more content and every single other console game that has come out since 2001 (Melee is 14 years old and still kicking). But Melee hasn't just stagnated, yes we obviously can't find any more tech since the game has been absolutely played to its limit. But the meta is STILL changing, thats insane and its what keeps Melee strong. For a game to have a constantly changing metagame for over 14 years is INSANE! It's all owed to how fast Melee is and how high its "20XX" ceiling is compared to other games because of its speed.

20XX, of course being an urban legend around Melee that someday in the year 20XX people will have become so good at Fox, and have every frame of the game planned out with frame perfect inputs that players will have to rock-paper-scissors for what port they plug their controller in (this sounds broken but its actually not, some attacks/actions done on the exact same frame by 2 characters are resolved by who is in the higher controller port, it goes P1>P2>P3>P4) and whoever wins the RPS match will instantly win since everyone has frame perfect inputs. Now, like I said for 14 years we haven't even come near this fabled year because the prophecy tells that eventually when the skill reaches this ceiling, all the top players will play Fox. Since only a few top players are maining Fox we still haven't even come close to 20XX since all players would need to main fox until they had FRAME PERFECT inputs.

Obviously, 20XX is such a distant future and is basically an impossibility for human beings. But now think of the 20XX ceiling of other videogames. How easy would it be (compared to frame perfect inputs of an entire smash match) for a human to reach 20XX of Call of Duty? To where he can just instantly head shot people the frame he sees them with perfect accuracy (its called Pro Counter Strike players lol), its honestly not that hard to believe compared to a Fox having absolutely perfect attacks that counter every single one of your characters possible options done frame perfectly.

AND FINALLY, this in summation is why I really love melee, and why I think when video games have finally died (which is close from what I see) and no new ones come out outside of every sports game/CoD. That Melee will still live on, and EVO will still live on, and people will still have passion for being the GOAT of melee because it has such a high ceiling..........
#10635265 - delahk ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
tfw you have a bruise and cant remember how or when you got it.
User avatar #10635269 to #10635265 - tentaquil (1 hour ago) [-]
It's cancer
User avatar #10635268 to #10635265 - ffffyou (1 hour ago) [-]
I have a bruise on my heart, but I know where I have it from
#10635276 to #10635268 - Common Pepe (1 hour ago) [-]
From being a proxytard?
User avatar #10635267 to #10635265 - ffffyou (1 hour ago) [-]
were you drunk/high in the past 2 weeks?
do you sleep walk?
do you live with someone?
were you in Nepal during the earthquake ?
User avatar #10635270 to #10635267 - delahk ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
i live with someone, but its a small bruise and only feel its there if i press against it.
User avatar #10635272 to #10635270 - ffffyou (1 hour ago) [-]
probably happened during sleep
#10635263 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
**newpulse rolled user feupy **
**newpulse rolled user feupy **
#10635264 to #10635263 - feupy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Second time someone rolls me today ,
User avatar #10635261 - jobby (2 hours ago) [-]
DJ Hero- Ain't No Love In The Heart Of the City song of the day
#10635256 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635259 to #10635256 - kilroydotexe (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635258 to #10635256 - cactaur ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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**cactaur rolls Vietnam flashbacks.**
User avatar #10635257 to #10635256 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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#10635249 - kilroydotexe (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #10635285 to #10635249 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
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**invaderfromthesea rolls Centaurs.**
**invaderfromthesea rolls Tangled Slinkys.**
User avatar #10635260 to #10635249 - cactaur ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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**cactaur rolls Agriculture.**
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User avatar #10635253 to #10635249 - puffyclouds (2 hours ago) [-]
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#10635251 to #10635249 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
**newpulse used "*roll 2, cah answer*"****newpulse rolls The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges.****newpulse rolls Slaughtering innocent children.**
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**newpulse rolls The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges.**
**newpulse rolls Slaughtering innocent children.**
User avatar #10635250 to #10635249 - kilroydotexe (2 hours ago) [-]
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**kilroydotexe rolls Gloryholes.**
#10635252 to #10635250 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You got your life ruined by gloryholes
User avatar #10635247 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
**newpulse rolled user fuckingtrolls ** legends speak of the legendary super cuck. Are you the one?
User avatar #10635243 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
**newpulse rolled user tinkotin ** are you the legendary super cuck?
#10635242 - lunadicaccetore (2 hours ago) [-]
Ciao!  nessuna parla italiao su comico giunca?, io non inglese.  Hai un avare universale traduttorre su suo sito web?
Ciao! nessuna parla italiao su comico giunca?, io non inglese. Hai un avare universale traduttorre su suo sito web?
User avatar #10635275 to #10635242 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
The universe...is..on...Orion's...b..b.....b....bellltttttt
User avatar #10635282 to #10635275 - lunadicaccetore (1 hour ago) [-]
MIB calcio culo, concordar si.
User avatar #10635283 to #10635282 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
Men in black is awesome, props to you? or somethin like that?
#10635284 to #10635283 - lunadicaccetore (1 hour ago) [-]
Si, fantastico, tranne segreto.
Si, fantastico, tranne segreto.
User avatar #10635289 to #10635284 - karlKroenen (1 hour ago) [-]
what were we just talking about?
User avatar #10635304 to #10635289 - lunadicaccetore (57 minutes ago) [-]
Dovere laciare allora amico. Arrivederci per ora.
User avatar #10635291 to #10635289 - lunadicaccetore (1 hour ago) [-]
Parlare il cinema grande c'e' MIB
#10635246 to #10635242 - newpulse ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
ciao fratello mio. nessuno parla italiano. you really need to improve your english amico mio.
User avatar #10635262 to #10635246 - lunadicaccetore (2 hours ago) [-]
Posso soltanto dire LOL, bro, Come Here, batroom, HELP, STOP, poco.
#10635255 to #10635246 - lunadicaccetore (2 hours ago) [-]
Grazi! Stupido Disneyano Mondo, risate.
User avatar #10635241 - sinconn (2 hours ago) [-]
Bronies need to fuck off my board, right about now.
#10635244 to #10635241 - cactaur ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
sinconn, baby, don't be like that. Bronies are just as autistic as anyone else on this board.
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