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User avatar #9541184 - ribocoon ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
#9541180 - eezo (2 minutes ago) [-]
ITT: Family photos
#9541176 - sheashea (2 minutes ago) [-]
MARIO HATES ME. THAT BROWN NIGGER. D:
MARIO HATES ME. THAT BROWN NIGGER. D:
User avatar #9541198 to #9541176 - medewu ONLINE (11 seconds ago) [-]
lol WHat a spic
User avatar #9541174 - murrlogic ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
mental note

never have kids

holy shit my fucking 8 year old roomate is breaking shit and throwing a tantrum because his mom says it's too late for homework
User avatar #9541181 to #9541174 - sheashea (2 minutes ago) [-]
THROW HIM OUT THEWINDOW
User avatar #9541194 to #9541181 - murrlogic ONLINE (52 seconds ago) [-]
He seemed to have stopped

this wasn't the last time he did this. He threw a worse tnatrum when my other roomate his brother Donavan (14) ate all his donuts
User avatar #9541179 to #9541174 - tinkotin ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
i'd ask for the backstory but at the same time i dont want you to get arrested
User avatar #9541178 to #9541168 - medewu ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
Cause it causes you pain
User avatar #9541185 to #9541178 - xxangelisxx (1 minute ago) [-]
Meh, idc whether you live or die, to be honest
User avatar #9541195 to #9541185 - medewu ONLINE (49 seconds ago) [-]
Yes you do
User avatar #9541197 to #9541195 - xxangelisxx (11 seconds ago) [-]
Nope. Why would I care either way?
User avatar #9541170 to #9541168 - tinkotin ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
instinct
#9541162 - ribocoon ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
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#9541161 - nibbero ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #9541160 - shadowtails ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
So my friend want's me to go to comic con with her.

And shes says

"I won't have money for a hotel. Can I stay with you?"
User avatar #9541187 to #9541160 - phanact (1 minute ago) [-]
that fat chick?
User avatar #9541189 to #9541187 - shadowtails ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
nooo no no no no

other chick
User avatar #9541190 to #9541189 - phanact (1 minute ago) [-]
who
User avatar #9541183 to #9541160 - murrlogic ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
Shadow you and I both know that is not only a yes that is you jumping in her arms
User avatar #9541169 to #9541160 - tinkotin ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
do you like waiting in lines
User avatar #9541166 to #9541160 - medewu ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
She wants you to fuck her. If you have any type of penis man hood or balls you will.
#9541177 to #9541166 - shadowtails ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
Of course I'm fuckin' her

she's smoking
#9541192 to #9541177 - medewu ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
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User avatar #9541158 - tinkotin ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
tfw richard o'brien will probably die before he fully writes another movie or stageplay
#9541157 - strangemoo ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
**strangemoo rolled user iliekmennow **
User avatar #9541153 - strangemoo ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
There are many things
that need
to be erased
User avatar #9541132 - agreatusername ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Its pretty awesome knowing that there will never be a more dramatic song to play than this.
Classical - Richard Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries
User avatar #9541146 to #9541132 - strangemoo ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
But it really only works if you're flying in.
User avatar #9541163 to #9541146 - agreatusername ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
You tell that to the approaching horde of cavalry sprinting at you full speed.
Cresting over the hill as the sunrise peaks behind them.
A trumpet call in the distance sounding the charge and acting harbinger to the impending slaughter.
Glorious.
User avatar #9541172 to #9541163 - strangemoo ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
okay yeah good point
User avatar #9541186 to #9541172 - agreatusername ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
I am really good at setting a scene.
Just not the rest of the story.
Thats why I cannot be a writer.
I tried.
User avatar #9541152 to #9541146 - thedarkestrogue (6 minutes ago) [-]
and even then its more comedic now than anything
User avatar #9541156 to #9541152 - strangemoo ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
To think, no one probably would have even thought of using it itf it wasn't for Apocalypse Now.
#9541130 - xenxio ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
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#9541155 to #9541130 - nibbero ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
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#9541140 to #9541130 - medewu ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
Yes
#9541126 - insterkey (10 minutes ago) [-]
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#9541121 - thedarkestrogue (11 minutes ago) [-]
So now I have an appointment tuesday to get special contact lenses that will hopefully fix my jenky eyes.   
   
Maybe I can drive again soon. Woo
So now I have an appointment tuesday to get special contact lenses that will hopefully fix my jenky eyes.

Maybe I can drive again soon. Woo
#9541136 to #9541121 - medewu ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Well, I hope all goes well man. or else you'll turn out like him.
#9541139 to #9541136 - xenxio ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
#9541151 to #9541139 - medewu ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
Operation successful.
#9541159 to #9541154 - medewu ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
The only girl. Best Girl.
Numero Uno
#9541164 to #9541159 - xenxio ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
....
User avatar #9541175 to #9541164 - ayumu ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
How does it feel to have a wrong opinion?
User avatar #9541191 to #9541188 - ayumu ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
you are only allowed to use loli mascots
#9541196 to #9541191 - xenxio ONLINE (32 seconds ago) [-]
#9541171 to #9541164 - medewu ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
you're like #2
#9541182 to #9541171 - xenxio ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
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#9541129 to #9541121 - xenxio ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #9541133 to #9541116 - thedarkestrogue (9 minutes ago) [-]
and?

I rolled him and told him hes a faggot once
User avatar #9541134 to #9541133 - kokanum ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
vvv
User avatar #9541125 to #9541116 - dubslao (10 minutes ago) [-]
wow omg
wow wow wow
it's not like its completely possible and happens a fuckton of times
User avatar #9541131 to #9541125 - kokanum ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
I'm just sharing, gosh mom
User avatar #9541117 to #9541116 - kokanum ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
SOMEONE ROLLED ADMIN
User avatar #9541135 to #9541117 - miscarriage ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
it happens
User avatar #9541137 to #9541135 - kokanum ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
^^^^
I'm aware
#9541110 - nibbero ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #9541141 to #9541110 - sheashea (7 minutes ago) [-]
NIGGER.
User avatar #9541149 to #9541145 - strangemoo ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
Niggero
User avatar #9541107 - eezo (13 minutes ago) [-]
Imagine a color you can't even imagine

Now do that nine more times
User avatar #9541123 to #9541107 - historia ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
Okay, now what?
User avatar #9541114 to #9541107 - nibbero ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
That is how the Mantis Shrimp do.
User avatar #9541096 - vlax ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
wer r dem wite wimins at?
#9541101 to #9541096 - nibbero ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
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User avatar #9541089 - tinkotin ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
am i still cool
#9541109 to #9541089 - ribocoon ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
You're cooler than a polar bear's shit
You're cooler than a polar bear's shit
User avatar #9541112 to #9541109 - tinkotin ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
o ty
#9541094 to #9541089 - nibbero ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
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User avatar #9541100 to #9541094 - tinkotin ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
i dont wanna be rad i wanna be cool :<
#9541102 to #9541100 - nibbero ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
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