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The problem is, she lives 1000 miles away andl have no money. What do I do?
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1. t' s kind unobvious
Yota walk 500 miles. Then yen walk 500 more.
you justtim silt my intenets, sir-
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#3 - sonofpsychodad
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(01/14/2014) [-]
It's quite easier and cheaper to see your girlfriend if you follow these 4 simple steps.   
   
1. Walk 250 miles.   
2. Walk 250 miles.   
3. Walk 250 miles.   
4. Walk 250 miles.
It's quite easier and cheaper to see your girlfriend if you follow these 4 simple steps.

1. Walk 250 miles.
2. Walk 250 miles.
3. Walk 250 miles.
4. Walk 250 miles.
User avatar #64 to #3 - thrakerzad
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(01/14/2014) [-]
I have an 8 step system that's even more cheaper than yours and involves less 250s and more 125s
User avatar #48 to #3 - sindrifreyr
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(01/14/2014) [-]
I think a thousand miles would be more than 4 steps.
User avatar #54 to #48 - omnifish **User deleted account**
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It all depends on how long your legs are.
User avatar #73 to #48 - hydraetis
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This comment needs more recognition.
#68 to #48 - anon id: 121e4399
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(01/15/2014) [-]
you ******* cleverish ********** penis ****.. **** you.
User avatar #6 - nimblewalrus
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But then you're just the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at her door.
User avatar #8 to #6 - biscuitsunited
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dedlada
User avatar #65 to #8 - canadianbetamale
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(dedlada)
User avatar #15 - coolalliki
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I hate it when people say 'sir' on the internet. It equals tipping your fedora IRL in authism levels.
#17 to #15 - carlsagouin
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Yeah. It screams "9gag" and "Tumblr"
User avatar #61 to #17 - vivalavidya
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I think it's more 4chan/Reddit to be honest
#89 to #61 - carlsagouin
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That means you've probably never been a 9fagger. Lucky you.
User avatar #90 to #89 - vivalavidya
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I have a Tumblr and used to visit 9gag.

Literally, I've only seen the "sir", "good sir", "I'm a gentleman" etc. pop up on FJ, 4chan and Reddit.
#91 to #90 - carlsagouin
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Have you read comments on 9gag ?
I used to see these constantly, a few years ago.
User avatar #92 to #91 - vivalavidya
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Most of it's not that different from FJ, in fact it's literally FJ minus a couple years
#16 to #15 - anon id: da2fbeec
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Although I partially agree with you, I don't think it has anything to do with any disorder on the autism spectrum.
User avatar #49 to #15 - dirtdizzy
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this was back in 2008
stuff like that was less common
User avatar #74 to #15 - biggydy
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I have to agree with your point of view, good sir. God i ******* hate when people talk like this.
#20 to #15 - pineapplepeople
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I respect your opinion, sir.
User avatar #47 - derkarus
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the proclaimers/500 miles For those too lazy to look up the song themselves
#81 to #47 - silverhellion
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those guys must be drowning in the pussy.
those guys must be drowning in the pussy.
#51 to #47 - azraelthemage
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(01/14/2014) [-]
>Video is not available in your country.
>Video is not available in your country.
#52 to #51 - derkarus
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Are you ******** me, I figured that it would be available to everyone, here's a cut gif as an apology
Are you ******** me, I figured that it would be available to everyone, here's a cut gif as an apology
User avatar #82 to #51 - anusholeboner
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Hola Better Internet unblocker
Chrome extension
User avatar #55 to #51 - shoryuken
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what country do you live in?
#56 to #55 - azraelthemage
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'Merica.
User avatar #75 to #56 - biggydy
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Where's your freedom now, HUH?
User avatar #77 to #75 - screwed
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The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) right here
#27 - axtinguisher
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Requesting the cookie-image!
#28 to #27 - ihaveakeyboard
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seconded
User avatar #30 to #27 - metallus
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#39 to #30 - vorarephilia
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ya lazy ****
#76 - moldybreadcrumb
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Tell her you had a dream last night where she was an Inuyasha character.   
You won't have to worry about love anymore.
Tell her you had a dream last night where she was an Inuyasha character.
You won't have to worry about love anymore.
#80 to #76 - silverhellion
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MFW that post.
#79 to #76 - testaburger
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User avatar #84 to #79 - mrdrprofbraeden
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i dont D: mind linking / giving me title / anything? I've seen this referenced twice now
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User avatar #88 to #86 - mrdrprofbraeden
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wow thanks a lot man
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#66 - hopporto
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**hopporto rolled a random image posted in comment #7190510 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW Holy ******* ********
#1 - doujinshi
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User avatar #63 - ragingbrony
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500 Chunks (A Minecraft Parody of 500 Miles)

....Only thing off the top of my head that's related I know about.
#2 - anon id: 4cdd4adc
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1000 mile seems pretty far but they have plane and trains and cars.
#5 to #2 - anon id: 64d31a13
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remember; no money
#24 to #5 - anon id: 8cb240a3
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Well he can always walk if he has no other way.
#42 to #24 - mrbriteside
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but what if his friends make fun of him
#67 to #42 - funnymanohword
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Well then he'll just laugh along because he knows that none of them have ever felt that way
#71 to #67 - anon id: ff78d31f
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getting gay
#9 to #5 - nthmetal
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You don't need money when you have a gun!
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckmymen
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you need money for the gun....
#11 to #10 - nthmetal
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not if you walk into the gunstore with this coupon
#12 to #11 - fuckmymen
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User avatar #26 to #11 - trolljunkusa
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>Camera
200 bucks
>Vest
40 bucks
>Materials for dynamite
100 bucks
>Wall
A lot

what
User avatar #44 to #26 - nthmetal
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>The ability to improvise these things from things you already have/can find on the street
$0
#57 to #44 - innocentbabies
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tfw clerk sees you in a bomb vest
Priceless
#19 to #2 - thesticklebricks
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User avatar #38 to #2 - theist
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oh god i remember that song. Such a good one. I should download it...
User avatar #7 to #2 - biscuitsunited
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But Delilah I will promise you, that by the time that we get through,
User avatar #41 to #7 - captnnorway
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The world will never be the same, and you're to blame