bongos. no one reads these things . just imagine i said something funny. Today, I hurt my back, and new I have he lie an my stomach fer twenty minutes every hou
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bongos. no one reads these things . just imagine i said something funny. Today, I hurt my back, and new I have he lie an my stomach fer twenty minutes every hou

no one reads these things . just imagine i said something funny

Today, I hurt my back, and new I have he lie an my stomach fer twenty minutes every hour so I can Ice the pain.
My boyfriend want stop using my ass as banga drums every time. PML
21 I 27987 I agree. your life sucks (2 ) - you deserved it ! -} _ .
III] On OS/ OT 324114 at 1: - misc - by booty backfire - United States El NF
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#4 - majordraco (05/03/2014) [-]
Is it just my imagination or is the description hilarious?

Yeah just my imagination
#15 - ilovehue ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
**ilovehue rolled image** what I use as a bongo
User avatar #51 to #15 - tehubernation (05/03/2014) [-]
The roll to end all rolls.
User avatar #62 to #15 - konamicode (05/03/2014) [-]
No..that isn't possible...
User avatar #27 to #15 - wwiiexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
that roll..
User avatar #18 to #15 - rokulda ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
skyrim-pastry.jpeg
#23 - playaman (05/03/2014) [-]
a boyfriend should never miss an opportunity like that, dont know what she expected
a boyfriend should never miss an opportunity like that, dont know what she expected
User avatar #55 to #23 - tehweave (05/03/2014) [-]
Is that American Hustle?

Damn, I gotta see that movie now.
#59 to #55 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
There are some cool moments but they're far apart and it's way too long.
#53 - ppheadbuttface (05/03/2014) [-]
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#29 - bbbaka (05/03/2014) [-]
if i was the guy i would just constantly sing:   
   
They call me Cuban Pete, I am the king of the rumba beat! etc...
if i was the guy i would just constantly sing:

They call me Cuban Pete, I am the king of the rumba beat! etc...
#30 to #29 - chords ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
i was going to make that the title but i forgot
#46 to #29 - inuares (05/03/2014) [-]
did someone mention the mask?
did someone mention the mask?
#22 - theshwazy (05/03/2014) [-]
eyyy gurlll ;)
User avatar #42 to #22 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I miss him so much.

RIP in peace sweet prince
User avatar #24 to #22 - majordraco (05/03/2014) [-]
Ray Bongo... lol
#13 - shadowrated (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - wellimnotsure (05/03/2014) [-]
Your significant other enjoys physical contact with you in what appears to be a quasi-sexual way? Wow it really sucks to be you
#2 - yoshidino (05/03/2014) [-]
The title begged me to roll this.
#28 to #2 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
Ever after having knowledge of these two things they have forever reminded me of each other
#8 to #2 - struttndatass (05/03/2014) [-]
beware, bongos greatest foe
imma take my chances and hope you get the reference
#38 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf to play ass bongos on
User avatar #44 to #38 - mrgoodlove (05/03/2014) [-]
S'okay bro, you can play your own bongos
#45 to #44 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
>tfw hairy ass

no thanks
User avatar #54 to #45 - mephistesulfurion (05/03/2014) [-]
Hairy Bongos just don't have that crystal clear sound :/
User avatar #47 to #45 - mrgoodlove (05/03/2014) [-]
******* lol'd. How hairy we talking?
#49 to #47 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
well...its noticably furry
User avatar #57 to #38 - closothehomosexual (05/03/2014) [-]
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
User avatar #58 to #38 - fizzor (05/03/2014) [-]
So uh... Maybe do something about it?
#61 to #58 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
im traped in the cycle
#65 to #61 - anon (05/04/2014) [-]
im raped in the cycle
#34 - include (05/03/2014) [-]
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#14 - hlcptr (05/03/2014) [-]
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#67 - foreveranonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Hows it going? I’m Ray Bongo.
#31 - martymcflynigga (05/03/2014) [-]
Some how I fail to see how that would be a "FML". it sounds like a win-win situation, who doesn't love playing with a nice booty?
#68 - guardianranger (05/04/2014) [-]
I see no problem with this.
I see no problem with this.
#66 - hergsnine (05/04/2014) [-]
>Implying she doesn't enjoy it
User avatar #21 - sneleoparden (05/03/2014) [-]
user name is booty backfire
#19 - themastertroller (05/03/2014) [-]
**themastertroller rolled image** my bongo
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