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This is a tree story eta poor dizzy blond flying in a
airplane with inst the pilot.
He has a heart attack and cites. She, frantic. caius out a May Day.
May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack
and is dead and I steps knew how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"
She hears a mice over the radio saying:
This is an Traffic Control and I have you lend and clear, I will talk
you Waugh this and get you back en the greens. We had a let cf
experience with this kind of problem, New. just take a deep breath,
Everything will patina! Now we me your height and position!"
She says. "I' m 5' 4 and i' m in the treat seat."
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says the mice in the racine.. -....
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#3 - theannoyingFJguy (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#1 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Are you sure this is real?
#11 - allamericandude (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I haven't laughed at a blonde joke in a long time.

And with this, the streak remains unbroken.
User avatar #7 - undeadmaus (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
They'd never say height, they always say altitude. I am suspecting this may be fake.
#18 - SrslyWtf (02/07/2014) [-]
The reason why I hated this is because it said 'true story'
#31 - dawkz (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
BUT IF THE PILOT'S DEAD, THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?
User avatar #30 - thewingedpoet (02/07/2014) [-]
"I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem."
User avatar #22 - OOOnelsonOOO (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And nothing of value was lost. well, except the plane
#41 - anonymous (02/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ya but who would really know excatly how high up in the air they were, or their coordinates and shit?
User avatar #42 to #41 - tacotrainone (02/08/2014) [-]
its called an altimeter genious
#13 - antiphates (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Did you know, the average natural blonde's IQ is 2 above the average IQ worldwide.

(Yay, Scandinavia!)
#17 to #13 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Also:
"Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets on moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?" -Lux
User avatar #29 - TodayIAmMe (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
don't they usually say altitude?
#32 to #29 - fatalhermit ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
he probably was trying to dumb it down since the girl isnt a pilot
User avatar #12 - temporalguardian ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll be honest... For a minute i actually thought he meant how tall she was and where she was. I'll just go end it now.
User avatar #14 - Rezcall (02/07/2014) [-]
Why did the blonde woman jump off the roof?
...Because her maxi pads had wings!
User avatar #40 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
im not a smart man
User avatar #51 - fourtwentt (02/08/2014) [-]
How often do pilots get heart attacks mid flight on that guy's watch
User avatar #48 - ellenrimbauer (02/08/2014) [-]
This reminds me of Airplane..

Airplane Classic Scenes

I couldn't find the exact scene
#15 - tyroneisanigger (02/07/2014) [-]
'I have a lot of experience with this type of problem."
He must be a good instructor to train dumb blondes to land safely then.
User avatar #5 - manofparody (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that picture is from Rat Race, when she flies over her boyfriend's house and finds him cheating.
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