black widow. . just found out Black Widows are extremely common in Austin. If anyone has any good biohazard suits they' re looking to get rid of contact me. Lik black widow just found out Black Widows are extremely common in Austin If anyone has any good biohazard suits they' re looking to get rid of contact me Lik
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just found out Black Widows are extremely common in Austin. If
anyone has any good biohazard suits they' re looking to get rid of
contact me.
Like - Comment . 16 hours ago near Austin, is - it
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Biohazard suits? Luke, this is EXTREMELY
racist. They already lost their husbands and now you' re going
to try to protect yourself from them like they' re monsters?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - ltbuttstrong
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I pictured spiders pouring out of this guy before I remembered Austin is a state...time for bed I think
#22 to #6 - yeorey
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YRW
#24 to #6 - JackThePornKing
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User avatar #27 to #24 - catburglarpenis
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(01/30/2014) [-]
Way to give me a fukken panic attack with that .gif m8. I hope you fukken drown.
#28 to #27 - JackThePornKing
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oy bruv, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LIKE MY BITCHES TO SHAVE...
#47 to #24 - eddio
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(01/30/2014) [-]
That just isn't natural, **** sakes.
#10 to #6 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(01/30/2014) [-]
when you said you thought of bugs crawling out of him, i thought of him
User avatar #7 to #6 - ltbuttstrong
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**** it's a city, where is my mind
User avatar #9 to #7 - hesorama
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(01/30/2014) [-]
I think it's time for bed.
User avatar #30 to #7 - kiermatv
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(01/30/2014) [-]
way out in the water, start swimming....
#5 - twoderrick
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(01/30/2014) [-]
MFW I thought it said "black windows"
#17 - apylon
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(01/30/2014) [-]
because having a dead husband is a race.
#18 to #17 - swhitney
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(01/30/2014) [-]
'Black' Widows
User avatar #19 to #18 - apylon
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(01/30/2014) [-]
oh **** ***** my bad autism seem to be active at 5 in the morning lmao
#20 to #19 - swhitney
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Your all good now my man
Your all good now my man
#26 to #18 - xcoreyx
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(01/30/2014) [-]
Except a "black widow" refers to a woman who killed her own husband, not a widow of African descent...
User avatar #29 to #26 - kingoftheinterwebs
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A widow is not a woman who killed her husband....
#31 to #29 - xcoreyx
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Yeah. A widow is a woman whose husband is dead. A black widow is a woman who killed her own husband.
#32 to #31 - kingoftheinterwebs
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#33 to #32 - locke
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the term black widow was coined for a woman who murders her partner after the spider who commonly killed and ate the male after mating had been finished, if i remember my insect biology and origins of common phrases.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kingoftheinterwebs
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It's slang, so there are a lot of deffinitions
#35 to #33 - xcoreyx
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(01/30/2014) [-]
Precisely
#25 - bakinboy
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(01/30/2014) [-]
i cant tell if theyre serious or not
i cant tell if theyre serious or not
User avatar #15 - dancingdoggy
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(01/30/2014) [-]
So my last rental house had a guest house that we were not allowed to go it.

Over time, black widows were slowly taking over the backyard, and I asked the landlord if the problem could be fixed. (Especially since I own a dog who spent a lot of time in that yard).

She came over with an inspector, and we all went around the house, looking for the source of the black widows. They unlock the guest house, and from where I'm standing, about 8 feet behind them, I can see that that house is full to the brim of black widows. Several of them scurried away in fear when the door opened.

Never has a door been shut so quickly.

To quote my landlord "Bug extermination wasn't in your contract, but I think we're going to take care of this for you... and do a monthly spray as well... I'm sorry."
User avatar #45 to #15 - mookiez
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as a carpenter i cant tell u how much i hate those. i was redoing an old deck and about every 3rd board i removed there 4 or so. there were hundreds. a couple got on me and my dad. didnt get bit though. youd never seen boards with black widows stuck on them get slung so fast. **** is terrifying.
#36 - ffinfinity
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(01/30/2014) [-]
If idiocy was food, that person could end world hunger.
If idiocy was food, that person could end world hunger.
#23 - JackThePornKing
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(01/30/2014) [-]
lvl. 100 nope. 9/10 would kill with fire.
User avatar #39 to #23 - shodaihokage
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(01/30/2014) [-]
why only 9/10!? **** should be 15/10
#38 to #23 - lordgeneral
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(01/30/2014) [-]
I think it's large enough to have a mana bar
I think it's large enough to have a mana bar
User avatar #44 to #38 - sabcy
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(01/30/2014) [-]
naw, that's just a small one, it's the big ones that'll get ya
#48 to #44 - JackThePornKing
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#1 - checkemtrain
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(01/29/2014) [-]
I hope he's not serious.
I hope he's not serious.
#3 to #1 - anon id: 6c199176
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He's not.
Why are people so determined to take everything seriously?
User avatar #8 to #3 - checkemtrain
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I dont know dude.People in this day and age are really ******* stupid.Plus FB posts on here are usually showing off stupidity not sarcasm.
#4 to #1 - Sechuban
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User avatar #16 to #1 - toosexyforyou
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Really? It's pretty obvious the 2nd comment is a woman... come on man.
User avatar #21 to #16 - checkemtrain
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But I mean some people are really,really stupid.I guess my standards fro FB intelligence have dropped tremendously due to FJ.
#2 - mooproxy
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(01/29/2014) [-]
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