black widow. . just found out Black Widows are extremely common in Austin. If anyone has any good biohazard suits they' re looking to get rid of contact me. Lik
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black widow

just found out Black Widows are extremely common in Austin. If
anyone has any good biohazard suits they' re looking to get rid of
contact me.
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Biohazard suits? Luke, this is EXTREMELY
racist. They already lost their husbands and now you' re going
to try to protect yourself from them like they' re monsters?
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#6 - ltbuttstrong (01/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I pictured spiders pouring out of this guy before I remembered Austin is a state...time for bed I think
User avatar #7 to #6 - ltbuttstrong (01/30/2014) [-]
**** it's a city, where is my mind
#5 - twoderrick (01/30/2014) [-]
MFW I thought it said "black windows"
#17 - apylon (01/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
because having a dead husband is a race.
#18 to #17 - swhitney (01/30/2014) [-]
'Black' Widows
#1 - checkemtrain (01/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I hope he's not serious.
I hope he's not serious.
#3 to #1 - mr skeltal (01/29/2014) [-]
He's not.
Why are people so determined to take everything seriously?
#25 - bakinboy (01/30/2014) [-]
i cant tell if theyre serious or not
i cant tell if theyre serious or not
User avatar #15 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So my last rental house had a guest house that we were not allowed to go it.

Over time, black widows were slowly taking over the backyard, and I asked the landlord if the problem could be fixed. (Especially since I own a dog who spent a lot of time in that yard).

She came over with an inspector, and we all went around the house, looking for the source of the black widows. They unlock the guest house, and from where I'm standing, about 8 feet behind them, I can see that that house is full to the brim of black widows. Several of them scurried away in fear when the door opened.

Never has a door been shut so quickly.

To quote my landlord "Bug extermination wasn't in your contract, but I think we're going to take care of this for you... and do a monthly spray as well... I'm sorry."
#36 - ffinfinity (01/30/2014) [-]
If idiocy was food, that person could end world hunger.
If idiocy was food, that person could end world hunger.
#23 - JackThePornKing (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
lvl. 100 nope. 9/10 would kill with fire.
#38 to #23 - lordgeneral (01/30/2014) [-]
I think it's large enough to have a mana bar
I think it's large enough to have a mana bar
#2 - mooproxy (01/29/2014) [-]
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#46 - EllieMuffin (01/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to say it, but that's a lie. I've lived here (Austin) for 12.5 years and never once seen or heard any mention of Black Widows here. Not saying it's impossible, but they're definitely not extremely common. I could maybe believe someone if they were to say Black Widows were very rare, but nothing more.
#40 - metaridley (01/30/2014) [-]
I currently attend school in Austin, buuuuuut I guess a college degree isn't that important anyway
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (01/30/2014) [-]
I envy the people who have never found a black widow in their house.
#11 - tehfalconguy (01/30/2014) [-]
MFW my name is Austin
MFW my name is Austin
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