biased. . tn the early 2000' s a man mmed braught same ranch in Texas. The man named a scarecrow In the middle of his land. He went up to it and smelt an methin
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tn the early 2000' s a man mmed braught
same ranch in Texas. The man named a
scarecrow In the middle of his land.
He went up to it and smelt an mething
netting. He tee! -L the clothes with the
amt: ruw. He it was a human
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#4 - swagloon (04/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Texas is mentioned outside borders, all Texans swell with gunpowder. On a side note that shit's creepy yo.
#33 - Ristay (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Did you know that a 15 year old named Theodore Holmstead-Scott made a scarecrow and made a creepy fictional story behind it because he LOVES Halloween, and even made a blog for it to show off his skills.
But creepily.... it all looks like the exact photo/fact above!

2 SPOOOKY!!!!!

Haha but in all seriousness, check out his blog. Kids awesome. And yes… this is fake.

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#8 - amberleafwoohoo (04/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
reminds me of this movie
#9 - boxofwonderz (04/08/2014) [+] (11 replies)
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#3 - chancevance (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have no "Texas is mentioned, swell with pride, bbq, and guns", so I hope this works.
#26 - duedum (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Did you know that some weird ass people think that there is a skeleton inside you right now.   
   
Skeletons are fucking extinct as fuck!    
Everyone knows that, right?
Did you know that some weird ass people think that there is a skeleton inside you right now.

Skeletons are fucking extinct as fuck!
Everyone knows that, right?
#2 - elyiia (04/08/2014) [-]
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#134 - mattdoggy (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It's a coyote deterrent
When i say coyote, it is reference to the human trafficking smugglers who lead groups through the desserts. These guys are basically terrorists who charge thousands of dollars for the chance to get across the border. They will often abandon, rape, harvest, and kill their group members simply because they can. Not only do they screw with their own people, they will often kill, harvest, and kidnap Texans who have ranches near the border. Because of this, and the fact that Texans are Texans they will often get a rifle and simply sit on a highpoint and shoot at coyotes that come by daily. The group will usually turn around or disperse and with a dead coyote that area becomes inaccessible to the cartels. To let the coyotes know which ranchers were batcrap crazy they would turn them into human scarecrows like this. The border patrols usually ignore them because they funnel the coyotes and groups to smaller areas. This allows them to patrol less area and leave out things of water for groups in the area to keep them safe from dehydration. It's a shame anyone has to die, but they are barely people who kinda ask for it.
pic related, Tfw
User avatar #14 - bloorajah (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"man moved bought some ranch"
#39 - eddymolly (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#89 - captainwow (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"a man moved bought some ranch in Texas
User avatar #44 - afastsnail (04/08/2014) [+] (47 replies)
Texas is the best fucking state
#61 to #44 - leafonthewind (04/08/2014) [-]
Massachusetts is great
Texas is great
Every state is great
except florida
fuck florida
pictured, florida
#100 - killerblue (04/08/2014) [-]
THEY TOOK MY JOB
#124 - sixty (04/09/2014) [-]
We told him not to fuck with Texas...
We told him not to fuck with Texas...
#99 - WindowsButtonAndM (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
#187 - jalthelas (04/09/2014) [-]
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#148 - eggsandwich (04/09/2014) [-]
mfw smelt something
#50 - thunderpony ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
All in all, that is pretty metal
User avatar #12 - nevolmon (04/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
that's a damn clever way to hide a body.
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