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User avatar #1 - josozmija
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(07/13/2014) [-]
God I spend too much time here
User avatar #7 to #1 - norwegiandude
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?
User avatar #15 to #7 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Dunno, this site kinda keeps me occupied, and I don't even know why, it's not even that funny. It has its moments worth glorifyng though
User avatar #18 to #15 - norwegiandude
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Felt the same way for a long time. Right now I'm having a comeback in a way.
I'm sick and I have nothing to do. So FJ is what's up.
One of the best feelings is when you get among the top 10comments.
User avatar #19 to #18 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
God I even feel bad sometimes because my top achievement of a day is a top 10 comment
User avatar #20 to #19 - norwegiandude
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah... But things aren't easy to achieve now-a-days... That's for sure.
#25 to #20 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
ohai josozmija enjoy the peachy keen notification for this mention

i get pretty much thrown all around the scale when it comes to comments. One day, it's all green...the next? sail the red sea.

these were both within the same couple of days lol
User avatar #32 to #25 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Well its not like that to me, I kinda don't see too much red toes so when i get like -2 on a comment it actually makes me feel bad
#33 to #32 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
those 141 reds? it's funny as hell to me because, ironically..   
   
this gif is what i got thumbed down for
those 141 reds? it's funny as hell to me because, ironically..

this gif is what i got thumbed down for
User avatar #36 to #33 - norwegiandude
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Cool gif bro!
User avatar #34 to #33 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Well if you ask me it does not deserve such amount of red toes, but it kinda depends on situation in which you used it
User avatar #37 to #34 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Well, someone posted some video with like.... i dunno. it was annoying as intense bodyloveall.. so i posted this. it was one of the first comments, and the video ended up skyrocketing so you know how that goes...only takes a handful of reds and people will just pile them on

i know most did it just to raise the number but, i also dont care bout my numbers. hell, i could have gay sex right now and I just left it white.
User avatar #40 to #37 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
g ay s ex= c olored t ext

..these filters really aint even funny anymore. novelty wore off in one night.
User avatar #41 to #40 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Hahahha God now these are the moments I cherish on fj. I guess I find those filters funny because I haven't crossed paths with them much
#45 to #41 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
also..

MAMA, WE MADE IT!
User avatar #47 to #45 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I got in top 150 today with 68 toes with the first comment on this thread
Its a good day
User avatar #42 to #41 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
yeah that's the thing is first few times i cracked up but... they're re-runs now.

honestly the one that got me was Funnyjunk turned into "best site on the internet"

also right now you're and you'ree are switched...and people have been correcting it like crazy
User avatar #44 to #42 - josozmija
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(07/14/2014) [-]
hahahah this is too much hahahah
User avatar #46 to #44 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
F uck turns into intense bodylove
a dmin turns into my big tittied mommy
b itch turns into not so good lady
User avatar #43 to #42 - hashtronaut
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(07/14/2014) [-]
you r and you re haha
#96 to #1 - totallylemon
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(07/14/2014) [-]
**totallylemon rolled comment #11 ** :
What does that registration involve anyway? Can you get sent out to Afghanistan or some digestive end producthole?
User avatar #2 to #1 - donttasemebro
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(07/14/2014) [-]
true that brother/sister
#77 to #1 - kingferret
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(07/14/2014) [-]
God cant save you now.
God cant save you now.
#8 - bitofatit
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(07/14/2014) [-]
eurgh
eurgh
#10 - wthhhh
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(07/14/2014) [-]
jokexplain pls
User avatar #21 to #10 - jokexplain
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(07/14/2014) [-]
the kid struggled to say mama.
simple
User avatar #23 to #21 - therealkurtia
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Or maybe its a comparison to first childbirth?
User avatar #24 to #23 - jokexplain
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I see where your coming from, but I wouldn't say that
doesn't strike me as this comic artist's type of humor
#51 to #24 - anon id: b4280301
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Dude...That baby's mouth looks like a blasted vagina at the end, and the mother even says at the end "Don't worry Baby. The first one's always the Hardest."

***** how you be callin you'reself joke explain if you can't even grasp the main joke of the comic yo.
User avatar #85 to #51 - collateraldamageco
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Unless you are a gynecologist seeing a horribly diseased vagina, no vaginas do not look like that. If you really think that the joke is about child birth then there is something probably wrong with you
User avatar #98 to #51 - jokexplain
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(07/14/2014) [-]
sorry, I maintain that the joke is not that.
User avatar #62 to #10 - noobtankz
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(07/14/2014) [-]
It's hinting that when they speak, their speech bubbles come out of their mouths. Because the baby literally puked up her first word bubble.
#12 to #10 - Sworley
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(07/14/2014) [-]
its a comic, so the word bubbles come from their mouths.
#27 - nyiagh
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(07/14/2014) [-]
**nyiagh rolls 28**
#29 to #27 - anon id: 231f0421
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**anonymous rolls 86** dubs
#30 to #29 - anon id: 231f0421
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(07/14/2014) [-]
so close
#31 to #30 - nyiagh
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User avatar #130 to #27 - wazoowonseventeen
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**wazoowonseventeen rolls 47**
#61 to #27 - mustangsvoo
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**mustangsvoo rolls 39**
User avatar #66 to #27 - pikapoopie
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**pikapoopie rolls 34**
#117 to #27 - granodd
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**granodd rolls 99**
#121 to #117 - nyiagh
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#28 to #27 - nyiagh
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User avatar #49 to #27 - noxiouspumpkin
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**noxiouspumpkin rolls 33**
#76 to #49 - anon id: 6d136a93
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**anonymous rolls 48**
#9 - huskygunner
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(07/14/2014) [-]
mfw the last piece of the puzzle made it all too clear...
mfw the last piece of the puzzle made it all too clear...
User avatar #11 to #9 - viscerys
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Am I missing something?
User avatar #13 to #11 - huskygunner
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(07/14/2014) [-]
The images in comics are the aftermath of each character's speech/thought bubble being barfed out of their own bodies. This is a behind the scenes look at what really makes comics incredible.
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Oh. Ew.
User avatar #16 to #14 - huskygunner
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Aren't babies so cute?! :3
#48 - krankykankri
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#50 to #48 - garyhasmorebadges
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#22 - pipeworks
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 to #22 - tankerdude
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User avatar #4 - konradkurze
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(07/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #291889 ** :
Why did you?
We both know Whoopi Goldberg doesn't exist., shes just a scary story told to children.

OPs first words
User avatar #122 to #4 - ryderjbudde
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Well, her eyebrows don't exist.
#39 to #4 - skittlesinexcess
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(07/14/2014) [-]
well he's right.
#55 - gibroner
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#6 - goobyman
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(07/14/2014) [-]
mfw realisation
mfw realisation