bannannaana. . EEO I think I' m a terrible person, So, I went ta the grocery stare just Far apples and bananas and Faund 5 that were the last ripe bananas an th
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EEO I think I' m a terrible person, So, I went ta the grocery stare just Far apples and
bananas and Faund 5 that were the last ripe bananas an the shelf's isle 2, After I
put them in my handicapt, I walked away ta get some apples and as I was caming
back, I saw a Spanish mom reaching inta my art and stealing the bananas. I knew
she was a mom, because as she was stealing MY bananas, she was telling her son
ta pa net some was and plates in isle 3 and then she warld meet him in isle 3.
So, I walked up ta the son and mid him that his mom wanted him ta walk ta isle 13
and meet her there ta get milk ( complete lie), After he slats heading ta isle 13, I
turn around ta Elk ta the mom, wha was just starting ta enter isle 3 ta meet her
son, when I aroused her of stealing my bananas, she said they were hers and she
didn' t know whati was balking about,
I quickly retarted that if she didn' t give me back my bananas, I wouldn' t give her
back her son, .. She looked around my shoulder and saw he wasn' t there, and
proceeded ta scream!! I grabbed my bananas and ran ta the check out counter,
luckily got an open lane, paid Far my apples and bananas, and drove straight
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User avatar #1 - vicsix ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Victory tastes awfully fruity.
#3 - kresskh (12/31/2013) [-]
Utter Victory!
Utter Victory!
#6 - seonjones (12/31/2013) [-]
You sir are a god among men. I shall build a mighty alter in your honor.
You sir are a god among men. I shall build a mighty alter in your honor.
User avatar #5 - mrnaanbread ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't believe it, but my ******* god, total crushing beautiful victory.
#7 - pissyassthree (12/31/2013) [+] (12 replies)
typical beaner. ******* thieves
#24 - hiccupthehuman (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The son actually listened when you told him to go to aisle 13? I doubt that....
#26 - therealduckman (01/01/2014) [-]
but it was still funny
#23 - udo (01/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - jokeface (01/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>"hand-cart"
Is that what people actually call them or is this like that person on Tumblr who called milk "cereal water"? Where I'm from they're just shopping baskets.
User avatar #19 to #18 - snakefire (01/01/2014) [-]
I like the term though, whether it be real or not.
#16 - smoothmcgroove (01/01/2014) [-]

And you say this actually happened, correct?
#14 - haqq (01/01/2014) [-]
They were his bananas.    
You don't 						****					 with a man's bananas. It's like the 11th commandment.
They were his bananas.
You don't **** with a man's bananas. It's like the 11th commandment.
#9 - coustify (12/31/2013) [-]
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#34 - mistercookie (01/01/2014) [-]
Because it is so very hard to tell her "Don't steal my bananas" when you see her reach into your cart...
#15 - kojinus (01/01/2014) [-]
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