b. . sthe other night my friend had some pot swanned me to smoke it with him swe had nowhere to smoke it sooth our parents were home swe drove around looking fo
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sthe other night my friend had some pot
swanned me to smoke it with him
swe had nowhere to smoke it
sooth our parents were home
swe drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car
Essentually settled on a Wendy' s parking lot.
swe park in the back of the parking lot under this tree
sit' s dark out so we figure we' re secluded
slight up
scop pulls in
swe both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there or that he wont notice
circles the parking lot once
sparks behind us
swe' re both freaking out
ffriend takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment
slim smells like pot
figure we' re busted
ffriend says we gotta distract the cop from the pot
sin a huge hash he rips his shirt off
sundaes my pants
shticks his hand inside
I can process what' s happening the cop knocks on my window
she looks in and sees friend shirtless with his hand down my pants
shis face turns bright red
sstill my window down
says all in this really flustered voice with a bright red face "You guys be good now"
stalks quickly back to his car
Derives off
she didn' t notice the smell of pot
swe drove home in the most uncomfortable ******* silence ever
Best bro ever, or gay? You tell me IN. -- you tell -
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User avatar #3 - therealtjthemedic (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Depends if the balls touched when you got home and ****** each other.
#7 - zoologyexplain (09/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
> Cat smells like pot
#5 - theseustheminotaur (09/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You should **** him to find out if he's gay. If you guys don't orgasm then that means you're gay, so beware.
#11 - hektoroftroy (09/02/2014) [-]
reminds me of
#2 - quietspringunicorn (09/01/2014) [-]
It's only gay if you were riding a rainbow-spewing unicorn and screaming the lyrics to If I Could Turn Back Time, at the time
#36 - trolololer (09/02/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** All I can say is, desperate times call for desperate measures. Best bro right here.   
   
OPs face when his bro stuck his hand down his pants
**trolololer rolled image** All I can say is, desperate times call for desperate measures. Best bro right here.

OPs face when his bro stuck his hand down his pants
User avatar #1 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
its only gay if your were aroused by it
#25 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I don't think it's gay as long as his hand wasn't rubbing against your bare dick. All gayness is neutralized by the sheer genius, and the fact that it was a necessary emergency measure. This reminds me of a similar experience I had, minus the homoerotic behavior.

My roommate, my friend and I wanted to hot box my friend's car, but didn't want to do it on campus, since it's a strict dry campus. We also wanted Taco Bell, so we decided to kill two birds with one stoned by smoking in her car in the back corner of the Taco Bell parking lot. This was INCREDIBLY dumb in hindsight, because it was in downtown Nashville, albeit at 1 AM on a Sunday night. We're lucky nobody saw us, but when we pulled up to the window to get our food, the black guy at the window opened his eyes really wide, leaned close towards us and said, "Yo... That smells really good." Then he saw we were a bit nervous and he goes, "No, no, it's cool guys, you can tell me." Then he leans in closer: "I wish I was doing that right now, but I can't since I gotta work here, y'know? So. Is that - *sniff*, *sniff* - that O.G. Kush?". We all just looked at each other and I said, "Uhhh, no. It's [some other strain I can't remember the name of]". He nods and smiles and says "Nice, nice, right on. Well, have a good night, I know you guys will hahaa", and we just drove off in silence until one of us asked, "...did that just happen?" mfw

10/10 most amazing drive through experience of my life.
User avatar #18 - themassivefail (09/02/2014) [-]
If he didn't say 'No homo', you best watch your ass.
#42 - lotengo (09/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Cat smells like pot
#37 - burpityhatburp (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**burpityhatburp rolled image** that is single handedly the best thing he could have done and i applaud him and his heroism
#17 - itumblr (09/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Enough with the gay propaganda, its disgusting
Enough with the gay propaganda, its disgusting
User avatar #27 to #17 - samxdaxman (09/02/2014) [-]
Aren't you supposed to be like an average Tumblr user? So shouldn't you be either supporting this for gay propaganda, or condemning it for not supporting metrosexual wolfkin with self-diagnosed diabetes and typhoid?
User avatar #50 - gainesy (09/02/2014) [-]
Balls didn't touch, no homo
#29 - infinitereaper (09/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Did he finish the job?
Did he finish the job?
#16 - iamrexraptor (09/02/2014) [-]
Best Bro no doubt, like the guy who posted all dem nudes
User avatar #6 - jalthelas (09/01/2014) [-]
Depends, did he only go down the pants, or did he go down both the pants and underwear?
#62 - xzippo (09/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #30 - shadowbreech (09/02/2014) [-]
If you both silently agreed to never discuss that again, he was a bro. If you awkwardly bring it up from time to time you're gay.
User avatar #20 - hatmanfirst ONLINE (09/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If this is true, then OP should be happy that his friend is that fastest thinker in the entire world and not be confused if its gay or not.
#4 - intexuz (09/01/2014) [-]
did he say no homo ?
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