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FIT. Fastfood stones
I' Instert
me living
ego to Subway to pick up some lunch before class
medown time, only? other people in there
hears the bell and comes out from the back
skinny blond
beholding her phone upto her ear but not talking
bl wait a bit and she gives me look
Figure she' s on hold and I' d better order
v'' Ya, I' ll have a noinch BLT on Italian and-"
accunt cuts me off
Can' t you see I' m on the ******* phone's"
minutes, it more people get in line behind me
Mcnally she finishes listening to her phone
Alright, the hell do you want?"
mistake was bitching at me, cfarmer Subway employee
ertime to **** up her day
border meatball sub on honey wheat bread
what bread tears any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount
remake her microwave that **** forfit minutes
tries to use napkins to take it out so she' s not burned
Hails miserably
vegies
tries to place ating bit ofence kind on it
remake her double everything
behind me laughing his ass off
gobread is stretched completely open
ertime to destroy this sandwich for sure
oil, say tell her I' ll say when she' s used enough
wait for herto stop on her own
remake
zac) bottle is basically empty
unadded an assortment of other sauces
tjust pickletoe ones that would dye her uniform the best colors
is 40% sauces
calls me an asshole and attempts to close the damn thing
immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, (, and soon shoes
starts crying
Mean overhue counter
I' changed my mind, I' d like a noinch BLT on Italian."
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#7 - pudgykoala (11/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm sure a subway employee wears $200 jeans and $500 shoes
#20 - englman (11/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
YFW you find out she was on the phone because her mom died, putting her in a bad mood.
YFW you find out she was on the phone because her mom died, putting her in a bad mood.
User avatar #26 to #20 - roninneko (11/29/2013) [-]
Because the response to a death in the family is careless arrogance and not breaking down into tears and clocking out early.
#24 - 4chan refugee (11/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I worked at subway too. You're not allowed to wear jeans. Only khakis or black pants. I smell ******** ....
User avatar #25 to #24 - roninneko (11/29/2013) [-]
Black jeans?
#11 - nielsbentzen (11/28/2013) [-]
reaction kinda related
reaction kinda related
User avatar #19 - detroitt (11/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but who spends $500 on shoes and $200 on jeans
then wears them to work
at subway
#15 - drbrainbleach (11/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 - 4chan refugee (11/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No better example of Funnyjunk giving 4chan a servile blowjob than this, if this was on Tumblr everybody would be saying. "hur dur this didnt really happen, ****** ******* tumblr, rite guis?"

And then you got this ********* story made up by some angry neckbeard creating fairy tales because he got told at a Subway and everybody is eating it up.
#42 to #41 - Fronk (11/29/2013) [-]
Use your Imagination cunt.
Weather this happen or not
**** is cash funny.
#2 - dogziller ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
id just say shut up. you deserve it.
User avatar #40 - bighairyfart (11/29/2013) [-]
I'm still curious what she was trying to listen to on her phone
User avatar #32 - trivdiego (11/29/2013) [-]
subhuehuehue
User avatar #18 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How does he know how much her jeans and shoes are..
#17 - 4chan refugee (11/29/2013) [-]
TITS
User avatar #12 - blackfootnegro (11/28/2013) [-]
Sholda used flatbread.
#14 - taylorknox (11/28/2013) [-]
mfw reading this story
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