/b/ Greentext. 'Tis but a Greentext story.. saguaro) was Aio to an inner city high school scenefag with only one friend with asian kid named ‘Eu Misaki, who was
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/b/ Greentext

'Tis but a Greentext story.

Aio to an inner city high school
scenefag with only one friend
with asian kid named ‘Eu Misaki, who was oddly retarded for an asian
Wu always got trouble with a local gang, called the Jokers
Knever found out why they called that but ******* stupid
salome random summer, the carnival is town, and To promised his ll
year old sister, Mali, he would take her
wet wanting to leave him alone with his bratty little sister, I decide to go
with them
meet at the carnival
o cheesy as ****
will the employees are dressed tip as clowns
the guards
drags us everywhere, from the ferris wheel to the bouncy houses
sits late as **** , and Mali is still going at it
we all take a quick break for dinner
Wihile the two of us were occupied eating cheeseburgers, Mali
somehow musk off
Wu is freaked as **** , full aware he was dead if his parents found out
she went off alone
ffirst place we look is the bathrooms
s-‘ While on our way there, we see Ttis favorite group of assholes
sthe Jokers
time met them, they didn' t exactly finish on good terms
beefore we em make a break for it, their leader, Carlos notices us
pulls out a gun and starts firing at , alerting the guards
we dash off towards the Fun House, trying to escape the gang
follow us inside, firing off more and more shots
ache two of US get lost in the maze, ending up smack in the middle of a
bunch of mirrors
Anon, if we don' t make it, l-"
Guards dressed in clown suits burst through a hidden door to our left,
armed with handguns
and his men catch up to us, training guns on our heads
sthe guards are shouting to no end, trying to entwines them to put their
guns down
doesn' t like that very much
ms aims his gun at one of the guards, and shoots him in the stomach
guards return fire, killing a few of his guys
dye got clowns to the left of me
smokers to the right
were I am
tvmuse in the middle with
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#3 - therichie (03/10/2014) [-]
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#1 - purplebelle (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
First of all, if you don't get the ending: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q&feature=kp

Second of all, nice ending.
User avatar #10 - BrownBearninetysix (03/11/2014) [-]
Saw this coming as soon as I read about the asian kid with the weird name.
#9 - airforceman (03/11/2014) [-]
I thought this would end with "Joker" by the Steve Miller Band.
#8 - sirgenerico (03/11/2014) [-]
I thought pink's "fun house" was gonna play.
#7 - internetnick (03/11/2014) [-]
Bono? Is that you?
User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion (03/11/2014) [-]
I skipped to the end. I regret it.
User avatar #4 - therealslimdavey (03/10/2014) [-]
I don't know why I came to this post tonight, I had the feeling something wasn't right.
User avatar #2 - alphabetaanon (03/10/2014) [-]
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
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