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stalking to nice guy at a party
get along
suecide. to hang out a bit
yon UHF last outing I was talking (. C) "' of
we starts arting funny and says he needs to go
Why do guys do this? Men elaborate. do you always youir cocks? I want friends but I
guess ifly not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me?
pic related all good for I guess
lam a drunk man and I oan help explain this with extreme levels of candour
Ifl stay at home and mitts my big fat ******* idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche
social retard /tgi hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgin for liking Thus I would prefered do this in almost all
circumstances over gout to a party except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a AGAINA
I go to parties to meet vaginas Sometimes they have girls attached to them so I ahve to woo the girl To woo the girl I need to listen to her
******* blab about **** that is way less interesting mam n y big fat friend talks abouta I need to listen to your stupid ******* garbage that
sucks you don' t even ******* know anything about anything you' re . you are an awful plastic disposable ****** person. but tyou have a
vagina and i REALLY want a vagina on my face constantly It never stops
So when I foind out that is not available I do not oars about anymore. "r’ outraging can go **** off I dont' want to be
yourfriend beacuse you do not know aanything about Bobs Fett and you ark incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force
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#2 - ivehadworse (08/08/2014) [-]
He isn't wrong.
#3 - internetexplain (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This sums a normal man's view on women pretty much up.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>men wonder why a large majority of women turn psycho and think all men are pigs
User avatar #7 to #6 - mephiblis (08/08/2014) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
User avatar #1 - balaboo (08/08/2014) [-]
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Thats right ladies. If you think you are having a nice conversation and you are an interesting person towards a guy, but he ditches you when he finds out your vajayjay is off the market. You werent.

If you were truely interesting he wouldve stuck around.
User avatar #5 - mkgt (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe if the bitch was interested in what WE like, we could be her friend.
User avatar #4 - kaboomz ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
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