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#5936122 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
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Alright, didn't have any googly eyes, so I had to improvise. Drew a face to make up for it.


gweisback <3
#5936272 to #5936122 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
That doesn't even look like a real penis.
#5936277 to #5936272 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be textural and shit.
#5936280 to #5936277 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I am simply pointing out that it is not shaped like an actual penis of any kind.
#5936298 to #5936280 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah
#5936309 to #5936298 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
You should get one shaped like a horse cock.
#5936314 to #5936309 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I like human dicks
#5936318 to #5936314 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Don't lie to me.
#5936354 to #5936318 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
But I dooo
#5936362 to #5936354 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Lies. You know you love the pony dick.
#5936378 to #5936362 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
But human dick is is sooo sexyyy
#5936384 to #5936378 - thesovereigngrave
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(08/29/2013) [-]
You say that like pony dick isn't.
#5936148 to #5936122 - hirollin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
did you just draw a face on a picture of your dildo.
#5936169 to #5936148 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
MAYBE
#5936170 to #5936169 - hirollin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
what has this thread done to you
#5936181 to #5936170 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
A lot :c
#5936192 to #5936181 - hirollin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
in other news, its a good thing every guy in the world has an 8.5 inch dong. otherwise you'd be disappointed when you finally fuck one.
#5936200 to #5936192 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I can't fit that much inside of myself, mate.
#5936202 to #5936200 - hirollin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
give it time.
#5936233 to #5936202 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
It's not that thick and girth matters more.

Sooo :3
#5936265 to #5936233 - hirollin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
how girthful do you think most penises are?
#5936144 to #5936122 - bigbaddrag
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(08/29/2013) [-]
now you are obligated to make a video showing how well it works
#5936141 to #5936122 - imcharlie
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(08/29/2013) [-]
kit pls, you're killing my innocence
#5936140 to #5936122 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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(08/29/2013) [-]
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awwww yissss
#5936137 to #5936122 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
How big is it? I can't tell. Perspective is needed.
#5936161 to #5936137 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Usable portion: 7.5
Entire thing: 8.5 inches

I can't fit it all in myself, though.
#5936178 to #5936161 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Girth?
#5936197 to #5936178 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Smallest point: 0.5 inches
Thickest point: 1.5 inches

That's just measuring across with a ruler.
#5936230 to #5936197 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Okay, so it's roughly the size of the average penis then. I don't know why I needed to ask. That's the size I would assume since it's your first.
#5936253 to #5936230 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I guess
I can't get the thickest portion in me... :c
#5936258 to #5936253 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Give it time. You'll be able to eventually.
#5936271 to #5936258 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a good thingg?

I dun' wanna get all lose.
#5936274 to #5936271 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
loose*...
#5936336 to #5936274 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Well, as long as you find a guy with a 9 inch long and 2 or 3 inch wide dick, you'll be fine.

Really though, you don't have anything to worry about. It's unlikely that anything'll get too loose, and even if it does, there are simple exercises for re-tightening and strengthening your muscles so you can create more pressure and make it feel tighter.
#5936341 to #5936336 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I guesss
#5936356 to #5936341 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Oh, hey, did you ever listen to Trivium?
#5936372 to #5936356 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Fuck, I forgot.

I willl :3
#5936209 to #5936197 - smallest
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(08/29/2013) [-]
God im mentioned in the weirdest shit
#5936214 to #5936209 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Hi :3
#5936226 to #5936214 - smallest
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(08/29/2013) [-]
hello
#5936173 to #5936161 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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(08/29/2013) [-]
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#5936142 to #5936137 - glad
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(08/29/2013) [-]
about 6''
#5936159 to #5936142 - flutterfiresalt
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(08/29/2013) [-]
It really disturbs me that you responded to that instead of Kit. I mean, it makes sense, but it still makes me uncomfortable.
#5936199 to #5936159 - glad
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(08/29/2013) [-]
She told me 6''
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#5936174 to #5936159 - glad
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(08/29/2013) [-]
ehehehehehehheheheheheheh
#5936136 to #5936122 - martialbrony
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(08/29/2013) [-]
So, what are you gonna name it?
#5936139 to #5936136 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Idunno :c
#5936150 to #5936139 - glad
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I got a name
c:
#5936145 to #5936139 - martialbrony
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Call it Jim.
#5936163 to #5936145 - lordkevinhanian **User deleted account**
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(08/29/2013) [-]
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
#5936134 to #5936122 - zeruaargi ONLINE
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#5936133 to #5936122 - lordkevinhanian **User deleted account**
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(08/29/2013) [-]
neat
#5936124 to #5936122 - glad
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(08/29/2013) [-]
wat
#5936129 to #5936124 - himynameiskit
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(08/29/2013) [-]
We always used to talk about putting googly eyes on dildos. And I said if I ever got one, I would do that and take a picture.
#5936123 to #5936122 - vaulttec ONLINE
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Oh lordy lordy