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#5936122 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
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Alright, didn't have any googly eyes, so I had to improvise. Drew a face to make up for it.


gweisback <3
User avatar #5936272 to #5936122 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
That doesn't even look like a real penis.
User avatar #5936277 to #5936272 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be textural and shit.
User avatar #5936280 to #5936277 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
I am simply pointing out that it is not shaped like an actual penis of any kind.
User avatar #5936309 to #5936298 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
You should get one shaped like a horse cock.
User avatar #5936314 to #5936309 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
I like human dicks
User avatar #5936318 to #5936314 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
Don't lie to me.
User avatar #5936354 to #5936318 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
But I dooo
User avatar #5936362 to #5936354 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
Lies. You know you love the pony dick.
User avatar #5936378 to #5936362 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
But human dick is is sooo sexyyy
User avatar #5936384 to #5936378 - thesovereigngrave (08/29/2013) [-]
You say that like pony dick isn't.
#5936148 to #5936122 - hirollin (08/29/2013) [-]
did you just draw a face on a picture of your dildo.
User avatar #5936170 to #5936169 - hirollin (08/29/2013) [-]
what has this thread done to you
User avatar #5936192 to #5936181 - hirollin (08/29/2013) [-]
in other news, its a good thing every guy in the world has an 8.5 inch dong. otherwise you'd be disappointed when you finally fuck one.
User avatar #5936200 to #5936192 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
I can't fit that much inside of myself, mate.
User avatar #5936202 to #5936200 - hirollin (08/29/2013) [-]
give it time.
User avatar #5936233 to #5936202 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
It's not that thick and girth matters more.

Sooo :3
User avatar #5936265 to #5936233 - hirollin (08/29/2013) [-]
how girthful do you think most penises are?
User avatar #5936144 to #5936122 - bigbaddrag (08/29/2013) [-]
now you are obligated to make a video showing how well it works
User avatar #5936141 to #5936122 - imcharlie (08/29/2013) [-]
kit pls, you're killing my innocence
#5936140 to #5936122 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
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awwww yissss
User avatar #5936137 to #5936122 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
How big is it? I can't tell. Perspective is needed.
User avatar #5936161 to #5936137 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
Usable portion: 7.5
Entire thing: 8.5 inches

I can't fit it all in myself, though.
User avatar #5936197 to #5936178 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
Smallest point: 0.5 inches
Thickest point: 1.5 inches

That's just measuring across with a ruler.
User avatar #5936230 to #5936197 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
Okay, so it's roughly the size of the average penis then. I don't know why I needed to ask. That's the size I would assume since it's your first.
User avatar #5936253 to #5936230 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
I guess
I can't get the thickest portion in me... :c
User avatar #5936258 to #5936253 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
Give it time. You'll be able to eventually.
User avatar #5936271 to #5936258 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a good thingg?

I dun' wanna get all lose.
User avatar #5936336 to #5936274 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, as long as you find a guy with a 9 inch long and 2 or 3 inch wide dick, you'll be fine.

Really though, you don't have anything to worry about. It's unlikely that anything'll get too loose, and even if it does, there are simple exercises for re-tightening and strengthening your muscles so you can create more pressure and make it feel tighter.
User avatar #5936356 to #5936341 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh, hey, did you ever listen to Trivium?
User avatar #5936372 to #5936356 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
Fuck, I forgot.

I willl :3
User avatar #5936209 to #5936197 - smallest (08/29/2013) [-]
God im mentioned in the weirdest shit
#5936173 to #5936161 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5936142 to #5936137 - glad (08/29/2013) [-]
about 6''
User avatar #5936159 to #5936142 - flutterfiresalt (08/29/2013) [-]
It really disturbs me that you responded to that instead of Kit. I mean, it makes sense, but it still makes me uncomfortable.
User avatar #5936199 to #5936159 - glad (08/29/2013) [-]
She told me 6''
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User avatar #5936174 to #5936159 - glad (08/29/2013) [-]
ehehehehehehheheheheheheh
User avatar #5936136 to #5936122 - martialbrony (08/29/2013) [-]
So, what are you gonna name it?
User avatar #5936139 to #5936136 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
Idunno :c
User avatar #5936150 to #5936139 - glad (08/29/2013) [-]
I got a name
c:
User avatar #5936145 to #5936139 - martialbrony (08/29/2013) [-]
Call it Jim.
User avatar #5936163 to #5936145 - lordkevinhanian **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
User avatar #5936133 to #5936122 - lordkevinhanian **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #5936129 to #5936124 - himynameiskit (08/29/2013) [-]
We always used to talk about putting googly eyes on dildos. And I said if I ever got one, I would do that and take a picture.
User avatar #5936123 to #5936122 - vaulttec (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh lordy lordy
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