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#5870076 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
So I overheard my brother talking to my mother. Apparently, he expects me to commit suicide in two or so years. I have no idea why.   
   
   
   
   
And I found out that he tells everyone I am a psychopath. I always thought he was joking...
So I overheard my brother talking to my mother. Apparently, he expects me to commit suicide in two or so years. I have no idea why.




And I found out that he tells everyone I am a psychopath. I always thought he was joking...
#5870505 to #5870076 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
indeed  can't reply farther
indeed can't reply farther
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#5870136 to #5870076 - raim **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5870140 to #5870136 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
I am fairly sure I am not.
I am fairly sure I am not.
#5870176 to #5870160 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
If I were a psychopath, would I be able to realise it?
If I were a psychopath, would I be able to realise it?
User avatar #5870187 to #5870176 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
most tend not to
#5870219 to #5870196 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
oh dear, she found the splosives
#5870229 to #5870219 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Well, what's the deal? I can handle explosions. Been there, done that.
Well, what's the deal? I can handle explosions. Been there, done that.
User avatar #5870245 to #5870229 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
well, little miss possibly psycho over here is making me worry
#5870256 to #5870245 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
I must assure you that I have all needed qualifications to handle a situation like this.
I must assure you that I have all needed qualifications to handle a situation like this.
#5870270 to #5870256 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
mayhaps i can inquire as to how you came across these particular... "qualifications" exactly?
#5870283 to #5870270 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
My parents are both sort of scientists, my brother was paid to deal with these things, so I picked up a thing or two. Also, I spent a good deal of time in a laboratory where I did the craziest shit with fire.   
   
I like fire.
My parents are both sort of scientists, my brother was paid to deal with these things, so I picked up a thing or two. Also, I spent a good deal of time in a laboratory where I did the craziest shit with fire.

I like fire.
#5870322 to #5870283 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
those last two sentences make me worry
#5870339 to #5870322 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Well, actually, people who say they dislike fire are usually pyromaniacs trying to cover up  their passion. Liking fire is a natural human trait. Also, isn't it better to give matchbox to someone who knows what he is doing?
Well, actually, people who say they dislike fire are usually pyromaniacs trying to cover up their passion. Liking fire is a natural human trait. Also, isn't it better to give matchbox to someone who knows what he is doing?
#5870347 to #5870339 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
can't argue with that you still scare me though
#5870355 to #5870347 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Ask other threadlings, I am really quite an agreeable individual most of time, seriously!
Ask other threadlings, I am really quite an agreeable individual most of time, seriously!
#5870440 to #5870355 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
i'm sure you are but i'll still be keeping an eye on you... and him over there
#5870452 to #5870440 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
That was cute.
That was cute.
#5870472 to #5870452 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
thats why she's my mascot
thats why she's my mascot
#5870479 to #5870472 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Derpy is really sweet, can't aruge with that.
Derpy is really sweet, can't aruge with that.
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User avatar #5870104 to #5870076 - alhemicar (08/23/2013) [-]
that because he's literally an asshole and doesn't deserve you to be his sister
User avatar #5870099 to #5870076 - duelknight (08/23/2013) [-]
Pull one over him this is the perfect time to pull a prank worth a thousand green text storys
#5870131 to #5870099 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
If only I saw him more than twice a year...
If only I saw him more than twice a year...
User avatar #5870093 to #5870076 - prettyflyforaderp (08/23/2013) [-]
well at least he has faith in you..
#5870124 to #5870093 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
True, at least something.
True, at least something.
#5870087 to #5870076 - fearlessdeeds (08/23/2013) [-]
That's bullshit.
#5870114 to #5870087 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
And he implied that I might kill someone soon as well.
And he implied that I might kill someone soon as well.
User avatar #5870133 to #5870114 - fearlessdeeds (08/23/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, my coworkers thought I was a serial killer and I was gonna come to work one day and kill everyone there.
#5870157 to #5870151 - fearlessdeeds (08/23/2013) [-]
Yes there are times I feel like shooting someone, but I'd never do it.
#5870159 to #5870157 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
It's perfectly natural to sometimes indulge in a fantasy of this kind. Everybody does it.
It's perfectly natural to sometimes indulge in a fantasy of this kind. Everybody does it.
User avatar #5870170 to #5870159 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah, it's the fuckers that actually act on them that you gotta watch out for
#5870180 to #5870170 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Bless your words.
Bless your words.
User avatar #5870167 to #5870159 - fearlessdeeds (08/23/2013) [-]
If I acted, the town would be in flames.
#5870169 to #5870167 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh my...
Oh my...
User avatar #5870194 to #5870169 - fearlessdeeds (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah... my time as a YMCA lifeguard made me hate most people. (Mostly kids.)

Closing up shop for the last year has made me hate certain types of people. (The people who come in 5 minutes after closing and order a bunch of sandwiches. Technically we have to make them cause corporate said someone's watch "might be 10 minutes behind.". Those people deserve a wakeup call, don't they?)
User avatar #5870228 to #5870194 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
agreed
#5870200 to #5870194 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
I believe so.
I believe so.
User avatar #5870085 to #5870076 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
you have a lovely family
#5870111 to #5870085 - sherlyholmes (08/23/2013) [-]
I have two brothers. One of them is that epic kind you read about in greentexts, but the other one... well, there is a huge gap between us.
I have two brothers. One of them is that epic kind you read about in greentexts, but the other one... well, there is a huge gap between us.
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