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User avatar #5582654 - sebthebrony (08/04/2013) [-]
Storytime
So, me and my buddies were on a trip together. We had gone skiing.
So there I was, a short bit after dinner, with a tummy full of pizza and satisfied at pizza hut. The professor who had come with us (It was a school fieldtrip) was catholic, so he told us we should leave some tips as an act of kindness. So, all of us contributed a bit and soon enough a large pile of coins and one dollar bills stood infront of me.
However, one fat guy in my class was being stupid, as usual, and kept trying to steal the money. The friend I had to the left would just slap his hand and stare at him everytime he did.
Here's when shit went down
so, we were just sitting there, waiting for the prayers to end so that we might head to the hotel. My buddy valiantly guarded the money.
Then it happened
the waitress that was attending us reaches for the money and a loud fucking slap is hear. My buddy's hand lands infront of me with a loud thud, as he screams "THIS MONEY IS FOR THE WAITRESS YOU FUCKWIT". Then, we look up to see the waitress, terrified, stare at him while sobbing his red, pulsating hand, with tears on the corners of her eyes.
My buddy ran way, we all did
We've never been back to that pizza hut in a while
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User avatar #5582691 to #5582674 - sebthebrony (08/04/2013) [-]
thanks lov c.
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User avatar #5582723 to #5582703 - sebthebrony (08/04/2013) [-]
silverhellion vivinsloth
just mentionin lov c:
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User avatar #5582818 to #5582810 - sebthebrony (08/04/2013) [-]
69, ehehe
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