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#5426046 - takeaseat (07/24/2013) [-]
**takeaseat rolls 761**

Whooaa nellly
User avatar #5426960 to #5426046 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
**twi rolls 658**
User avatar #5426961 to #5426960 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
I likw
User avatar #5426115 to #5426046 - theluppijackal ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
**theluppijackal rolls 882**
User avatar #5426119 to #5426115 - theluppijackal ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I kill and fuck best pone
and marry worst pone
User avatar #5426091 to #5426046 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold rolls 862**
User avatar #5426100 to #5426091 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
seems right
User avatar #5426097 to #5426091 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Well shes marrying the both of us.
User avatar #5450383 to #5426097 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
but not each other why not ponies or griffins or humans?
User avatar #5450393 to #5450383 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #5450438 to #5450393 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
be easier to eat them
User avatar #5450463 to #5450438 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Because they only think we eat love.
User avatar #5450485 to #5450463 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
so that's why we disguise are selves as griffins and eat them
User avatar #5450528 to #5450485 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
if you eat a single living being I shall remove you myself!

We don't do that.
User avatar #5450623 to #5450528 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
>.> then why need meat??
User avatar #5450631 to #5450623 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Its a option okay?
We don't need it.
pretend I never said ANYTHING.
User avatar #5450665 to #5450631 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
**zealotgold just laughs at warzon**

haha what ever and you said i have a problem

*pulls out a flask and drinks from it*
User avatar #5450674 to #5450665 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs acid drip down his lips**

Don't take these words lightly.
*He walks off
User avatar #5450707 to #5450674 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
**zealotgold keeps drinking as wazon walks off and yells**

never will and o! gotta love these new flasks they only respond to the owner! and don't worry I learn just a little slow at first! till next time friend
User avatar #5451009 to #5450707 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Well that's fine.
Since I dint actually use magic this time.
Have fun with the acid.
User avatar #5447901 to #5426097 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
well we have to try harder then we can take what ever it is on then if we have more than one
User avatar #5448518 to #5447901 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #5448577 to #5448518 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
what?! you are telling me you gave up hope?
User avatar #5449194 to #5448577 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
My brother died without a chance.
User avatar #5449221 to #5449194 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
hope is what keeps us alive elder and you should know that!
User avatar #5449275 to #5449221 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
And throwing yourself into a meatgrinder?
User avatar #5449336 to #5449275 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
don't know your limits until you try?
User avatar #5449440 to #5449336 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Litteraly a meat grinder.
Head first
User avatar #5449518 to #5449440 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
why head first?
User avatar #5449525 to #5449518 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Because if our brain is destroyed we dead.
User avatar #5449596 to #5449525 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
be more painful from bottom up
User avatar #5449601 to #5449596 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
More deadly from the head up.
User avatar #5449688 to #5449601 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
eh not as fun watching there bones break as they scream to death
User avatar #5449703 to #5449688 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Were talking about you here.
User avatar #5449738 to #5449703 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
err I'm good but thanks for the offer
User avatar #5449741 to #5449738 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
Glad we had that cleared up.
User avatar #5449757 to #5449741 - zealotgold (07/26/2013) [-]
yyeeaa no becoming changeling food isn't my forte
User avatar #5449788 to #5449757 - warzon (07/26/2013) [-]
We do eat meat.
User avatar #5426321 to #5426097 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold blinded and disorientated fumbles around**

now that... that i can work with..

*throws up the heavy rocks and metal around him putting a barrier between warzon and him self to get his senses back*
User avatar #5426329 to #5426321 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs the rocks and metal suddenly pull toward him and crush him...but not fully as his eyes clear as warzy tosses the materials aside**

Well that was fun,
User avatar #5446449 to #5426329 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
well... who wants to live forever!and there has to be away to kind that is unknown! and taking on Cthulhu cant be to bad. and then why don't we use the mockery metal to make more?
User avatar #5446466 to #5446449 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Because we don't want to piss things off.
And cthulu once told me not to.
And we had tea quietly ever since.
User avatar #5446501 to #5446466 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
i...err... i just don't want to know... and eh be worth it though... and i asked what did the sword know before your brother died/ got sucked into the void? and we can't go find the fake green metal? and use it?
User avatar #5446539 to #5446501 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Cthulu told me not to follow these questions once.
I spent weeks becoming sane again.
And...I might not be.

It cut through everything like a machine gun through skin.
It dint get sucked into the void.
The fake green metal is just a mockery and I made it up on the spot.
User avatar #5446576 to #5446539 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
wouldn't surprise me there but that gives me an idea none the less
User avatar #5446618 to #5446576 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #5446649 to #5446618 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
what find red ore and make my own armor and weapons out of it?
User avatar #5446673 to #5446649 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Then you'd find fake ore made of cardboard.
User avatar #5446776 to #5446673 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
even if i mined it my self and magically empowered it to your level?
User avatar #5446833 to #5446776 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Let me put it in prospective:
The changeling who wasn't born when time began who's been around longer then anyone else was scared and found dead without a single scratch on him._
He had limitless power.
User avatar #5447007 to #5446833 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
but... why not make it a power weapon? or use it for the good of us?
User avatar #5447030 to #5447007 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Because there is a short time before your hunted down and killed.
User avatar #5447186 to #5447030 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
by who? and why not fight back?
User avatar #5447802 to #5447186 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
We don't know.
User avatar #5447820 to #5447802 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
then we can take em if its us and the queen
User avatar #5447852 to #5447820 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
You don't understand:

The oldest.
Fastest changeling ever went up against whatever it was.
And died.
User avatar #5445138 to #5426329 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold head just laughes**

human, human i don't see it... just an insult that doesn't phase me. now now why don't we put me back together and talk like adults.
User avatar #5445151 to #5445138 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon drops his head tsking**

If you cant pull yourself together your Confined to mining duty's.

You know the ones to the underdark were even the bravest fear to tread.
Were changelings of all ages die by the dozen.

Don't make my teaching worthless pull yourself together.
User avatar #5445847 to #5445151 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs**

never was observant one. whats the green metal?
User avatar #5445852 to #5445847 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
We haven't named it.

I have a sword made of it.
Only one of three weapons made of it.
User avatar #5445889 to #5445852 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
odd then shall we name it then? and what are the other weapons and where can we find them?
User avatar #5445899 to #5445889 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
No and No.
User avatar #5445941 to #5445899 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
elder you have to know why
User avatar #5446125 to #5445941 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Because of reasons,
There feel better?
User avatar #5446147 to #5446125 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
they will feel better? and come on >.>never hurts to have another in simi good hands
User avatar #5446177 to #5446147 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Well lets see.
every time I picked up the sword bad things happen.
The other two users are dead.
And as my last brother reached out screaming at me while being dragged into darkness said


And I never saw him again.
User avatar #5446228 to #5446177 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
dosn't sound to bad and i have seen the void countless times its rather a nice place once you get past the screaming , death and everyone trying to kill you
User avatar #5446284 to #5446228 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
He was the older brother.
User avatar #5446311 to #5446284 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
o...then sorry for your lost elder but then why keep the sword?
User avatar #5446336 to #5446311 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Because am scared of picking it up.
Also that's were one of the 3 swords went-
lost forever.
I don't know were the other is.
User avatar #5446356 to #5446336 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
then we should go find it. i mean come on how can we not try to find it? then go for the one in the void and see if the others are like it
User avatar #5446414 to #5446356 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
There is only three items made of this metal
This hand is just a mockery of it.

one of those swords were lost.
The other is unkown
The last is kept in the largest vault and magically protected place known to Cthulu.
And we can not go find it so we can continue living.
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User avatar #5445906 to #5445899 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #5445185 to #5445151 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs as his body is forced back together**

now... where did you think i got all the parts?? think i tried to use my own? haha none of these parts are mine anymore.. i use the dead changelings to fuel my endless supply of parts.
User avatar #5445201 to #5445185 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs his face and melts off bone...skin...everything save for the head and the heart and some magic to keep him together**

Make it.

The changeling that isn't completely dead can make your oun hand become deadly viruses enough to kill any changeling with spite.
User avatar #5445240 to #5445201 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold just gives warzon a confused look**

now, now don't be like that necromancy has came a long way now. how else can others live forever? its not god.. its all dead and death but as you wish

*reforms his original body with red streaks through it*

User avatar #5445382 to #5445240 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]

And also we live forever.
Our cells don't decay.
User avatar #5445418 to #5445382 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
eh not the mine workers... and besides im not talking bout us.. everyone else can't live forever with out help
User avatar #5445704 to #5445418 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
The mine workers too.
Most people don't really understand it.
User avatar #5445733 to #5445704 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
odd very odd but gotta get the ores we need for armor and weapons
User avatar #5445751 to #5445733 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Not if you have a high enough love concentration.
Although people may underestimate the requirement and die of starvation.
User avatar #5445785 to #5445751 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
ah but why not keep the ores as back up? never helps to have a plan b
User avatar #5445792 to #5445785 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Well the majorty of changelings don't wear the ores.
But there is one metal we prize.
User avatar #5445797 to #5445792 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
really? what is this prized metal?
User avatar #5445808 to #5445797 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
The hand that's currently grabbing your throat and was untouched by magic is it.
What? You noticed you haven't been breathing now?
Oh don't make that face your fine.
User avatar #5445830 to #5445808 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold notices the hand and hasn't breathed in a while**

huh obsidian would never guess.. but why not diamond?
User avatar #5445842 to #5445830 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Dumbass we went pass obisdion.
Its a green metal :l
User avatar #5445397 to #5445382 - decay ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Y-you don't?
User avatar #5445709 to #5445397 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Decaying cells aren't us.
User avatar #5428741 to #5426329 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold Teleports out of the death zone**

now, can't make it too easy..

*pushes the earth around warzon and drags him down to the molten core to watch him burn*
User avatar #5433297 to #5428741 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon casually remains standing on a piece of land as the earth remains untouching of him**

You do realize I can just bend your magic to my will and beat the crap out of you to death with a pair of scissors?
User avatar #5437713 to #5433297 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
why not paper? seems cooler and am i surprised? no its just one problem... i can never die
User avatar #5441806 to #5437713 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
Because I would be planning on sliceing your neck then tearing it off then destroying the head to ensure the quickiest death.

Also changelings die sure-
They just need to be killed in a certain way.
User avatar #5444356 to #5441806 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold grins and charges warzon with a battle axe**
eh i just like not dieing, it mixes things up a bit.
User avatar #5444475 to #5444356 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon pulls out a waraxe and out distance him sliceing his neck**
User avatar #5444509 to #5444475 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold shadow just turns to smoke**

didn't see that coming did you?

*pops out of the ground and impales warzon in the gut with a trident*
User avatar #5444531 to #5444509 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs only his head get out of the ground as he turns and kneels**

User avatar #5444560 to #5444531 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold breaks the cement**

well... hmm

*duplicates himself into 5 separate changelings*

try this on!

*all charge him with swords, spears and axes*
User avatar #5444672 to #5444560 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon steps back and blinks...as their arms fall off and all of the clones heads break into pieces**

Is how you kill a changeling.
User avatar #5444817 to #5444672 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold clones all just poof and form into back into one**

well uneventful. but nice try

*pulls closer to warzon with a hand cannon and shoots his eyes out*
User avatar #5444820 to #5444817 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs the bullet crash against his eyes falling uselessly to the ground**
Bitch respect your elders.
User avatar #5444874 to #5444820 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold grins as a laser designator pin points warzon**

here is my respect. all 200 thousand pounds of it

*mac round is fired from orbit and smashes warzon into the ground leaving a mile crater around the impact*
User avatar #5444883 to #5444874 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slowly climb out stretching**

I had worse.
User avatar #5444925 to #5444883 - zealotgold (07/25/2013) [-]
**zealotgold eyes turn white with power**

we will see...

*tears away his forelegs and wings with his magic*
User avatar #5445000 to #5444925 - warzon (07/25/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs his magic barely manage to scratch is legs before being thrown into his face removeing every single organ of his into neat piles as he picks up his still breathing head**

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User avatar #5426104 to #5426097 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
great shes a Mormon...
User avatar #5426109 to #5426104 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
God no shes just a Fancy lady.
You need to work on your fancy understanding.
User avatar #5426123 to #5426109 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
well... how will this work out? we trade every day and on weekend we trade her every weekend?
User avatar #5426131 to #5426123 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Well we will use our gentlemanly tatics to see who wins her heart first.
Then he decides.
Then if the other dislikes it we kill them.
User avatar #5426138 to #5426131 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
i can dig it then
User avatar #5426153 to #5426138 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
You cant:

Litteraly I have been in poltics and combat far more then you.
tis never going to be fair
User avatar #5426166 to #5426153 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold pulls out the tsar bomb**

eh its all about who has the bigger stick
User avatar #5426192 to #5426166 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon casually grabs the bomb and throws it down...watching it fall to its side**

User avatar #5426216 to #5426192 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs**

you have no idea what you did, did you?

*pulls out a tree and smacks warzon in the face breaking his jaw*

User avatar #5426225 to #5426216 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs his jaw and slowly snaps it in place before grabbing the tree and setting it aflame**

Why would you willingly use my trick?

I know how to counter it.
User avatar #5426237 to #5426225 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
*just stares at warzon in awe*

well i thought it would work....

*spys a cloud and flys up to it to give him and warzon distance and space to find an advantage*
User avatar #5426256 to #5426237 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon throws a ice spell into the cloud turning his safe resting place into a dangerous spot**
User avatar #5426276 to #5426256 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold flys right into it bending the storm cloud in to a thunderstorm**

all ways the high ground...

*shoots lighting back down at warzon from the cloud generator*
User avatar #5426282 to #5426276 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs the cloud further freeze as he continues hold the spell as the lightning stopped midway as the cloud drops like a rock**

The high ground is dangerous ground!

Takeing that ground away is nice.
User avatar #5426290 to #5426282 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold breaks through the frozen cloud with a suit of ice armor**

but you should always expect the unexpected

*picks up the frozen lighting and throws it at warzon*
User avatar #5426294 to #5426290 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs the lightnings other end and uses heat and relaxing his earlier magic to throw back lightning while he was holding it**
User avatar #5426307 to #5426294 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold dodges to the left as it melts half his suit now feet from warzon**

now try this on for size

*pulls our a shard of super heated lighting and jabs warzon through the gut with it and pins him to the ground beneath him*
User avatar #5426309 to #5426307 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs the lightning and turns it into a black substance throwing it into his eyes blinding him**
Can you fight now?

*He felt nothing around him...weightless*
User avatar #5426087 to #5426046 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon rolls 112**
User avatar #5426098 to #5426087 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
o god man didn't know you rolled like that
User avatar #5426101 to #5426098 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Id also fuck you after I rip out your head.
#5426108 to #5426101 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
o.o nope
o.o nope
User avatar #5426110 to #5426108 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #5426114 to #5426110 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold flys away**

User avatar #5426284 to #5426114 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon reachs a hand back and breaks the beer bottle**

That's another problem:

Your drinking habit.
If it dint really effect you I would not have a problem but it reinforces your "Fight harder not smarter"
User avatar #5426298 to #5426284 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs as he puts a flask up to his mouth and drinks it**

now don't be dissing it, some of us enjoy it
User avatar #5426301 to #5426298 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs the now yellow liquid drip down his mouth**

Well I dint know you were a piss drinker.

Alchemy is the best fun magic,
User avatar #5426311 to #5426301 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold spits out the foul liquid**

now that right there is a dirty trick....

*throws the piss at warzon's face*

now why you gotta be doing that?
User avatar #5426332 to #5426311 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon levitates the piss and the bottle holding it in place before gathering it**

The same reason why you drink.
User avatar #5428695 to #5426332 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
just pure evil and its not so bad my friend
User avatar #5426118 to #5426114 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon throws a house after him**

User avatar #5426129 to #5426118 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold dodges house and now has jets on his back**

User avatar #5426133 to #5426129 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon teleports infront of his face**

User avatar #5426144 to #5426133 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
*fly's through wazon cutting him in half and now at Mach 3*

User avatar #5426150 to #5426144 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon exploads into a wall of sparks as he smacks through into hell's wall**
User avatar #5426160 to #5426150 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold falls to the ground**

why...why..do you hate me so?

User avatar #5426163 to #5426160 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't hate you.
I want you to learn.
I want you to become better.
User avatar #5426174 to #5426163 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold grins**

then you woun't mind if i do this

*uses his left leg to punch warzon in the gut with using his right arm to move around him to get a grip on his neck*
User avatar #5426188 to #5426174 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon watchs his fists break needlessly on his flesh tksing softly as he snaps his head back into place**

Your thinking on the lines of a human.
User avatar #5426202 to #5426188 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold curses to him self**

then how should i think?

*uses his fangs to bite down on warzon right below the wings to hopefully destroy his wings*
User avatar #5426220 to #5426202 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
**warzon flicks him off with his oun neck leaning down**

Well instead of a beserker right off the bat.

Why not a gentleman?

seeing the points were your weak and fixing them
seeing your enemys points and breaking them etc.
User avatar #5426230 to #5426220 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
**zealotgold just looks up at warzon**

well...you got me there... always try the sniper choice...or always plan b...
User avatar #5426248 to #5426230 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Not always,
Situational awareness knowing when to break a thing or to talk it down.
User avatar #5426279 to #5426248 - zealotgold (07/24/2013) [-]
true, true.......

*hands warzon a beer*

wan't a drink?
User avatar #5426089 to #5426087 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Yea twi probably has it comeing.
User avatar #5426073 to #5426046 - iizpurple ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
boy, we fuck what we kill 'round these parts
User avatar #5426071 to #5426046 - thecrazedtortes (07/24/2013) [-]
**thecrazedtortes rolls 573**
#5426084 to #5426071 - thecrazedtortes (07/24/2013) [-]
nope. im out.
nope. im out.
User avatar #5426066 to #5426046 - tittentei (07/24/2013) [-]
**tittentei rolls 091** better not kill Fluttershy D:
User avatar #5426078 to #5426066 - tittentei (07/24/2013) [-]
Kill and marry. Okay.
User avatar #5426092 to #5426078 - warzon (07/24/2013) [-]
Corpse bride.
User avatar #5426062 to #5426046 - Nightelfbane (07/24/2013) [-]
*roll 0*
User avatar #5426057 to #5426046 - roll (07/24/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 946,319,545** ok
User avatar #5426053 to #5426046 - hirollin (07/24/2013) [-]
**hirollin rolls 299**
User avatar #5426050 to #5426046 - mastusone (07/24/2013) [-]
**mastusone rolls 289**
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