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#5304092 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Hide selected text is lame like all that use it!
User avatar #5304173 to #5304092 - mane (07/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #5304149 to #5304092 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
lenin used it gg no re
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#5304155 to #5304142 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Never bring Lenin into this you Non Russian western pig!
User avatar #5304162 to #5304155 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
make me
#5304197 to #5304162 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Come to Kursk and say that...
User avatar #5304203 to #5304197 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
you'd like that wouldn't you
#5304211 to #5304203 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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We have a statue of Lenin here~
User avatar #5304220 to #5304211 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
I wanna see lenin's mausoleum
#5304238 to #5304220 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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I saw him once with my father...

It changes people
#5304252 to #5304238 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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don't some people want to take it down?
#5304274 to #5304252 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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It was in his will that he wanted to have a simple grave and to be buried with his wife,

Have his body on display is aganest all that he stood for...
#5304299 to #5304274 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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well then bury him, I don't see why they decided to go against his will like that
#5304319 to #5304299 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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It was not a they it was a him and you know who i mean...
#5304325 to #5304319 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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stalin?

not gonna lie, I'm not a fan of his
#5304366 to #5304325 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Yes Stalin put Lenin's body on display...

And then most of the old supporters of Lenin were sent to Siberia,
#5304413 to #5304366 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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just burry lenin already, he deserves it

so I've read, I'm studying Lenin for my Modern History
#5304468 to #5304413 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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The poor man will never be buryed...
#5304475 to #5304468 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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they have to eventually, can't keep a body lying around forever

or they'll cremate him
#5304491 to #5304475 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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You would be supprised
#5304506 to #5304491 - jadewest (07/15/2013) [-]
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they'll remove it eventually
User avatar #5304104 to #5304092 - creamNscream (07/15/2013) [-]
You're a nigger harry.
User avatar #5304100 to #5304092 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/15/2013) [-]
WELL FUCK ME IN THE ASS THE DECAPITATE MY HEAD AND FUCK MY HEAD AND CUM IN MY LUNGS AND RIPS MY OWN ARMS OFF AND KICK MYSELF IN THE BALLS SHOVING SCREWS IN MY ASS CHEEKS SUMMING OUT MERCURY AND THORNS SPEWING FROM MY FUCKING NIPPLES SWEATING HYDROELECTRIC ACID RAPING BABIES FUCKING MYSELF OVER FUCK FUCK FUCK RAPE WHISTLE DOESN'T WORK, ANAL PENETRATE A FUCKING A WASP NEST WITH RAZOR BLADE LUBE TO BLEED EVERYWHERE SO I HAVE A FUCKING DECENT PLACE TO SHOWER WHILE I POUR SULFURIC SHAMPOO DOWN MY WHATEVER IS LEFT OF ME WHILE RAVENS PECK MY REMAINS TO NOTHING AND THEN ARE EATEN MY A SPERM WHALE AND IS OBLITERATED MY AN ACCIDENT AA CANNON SHOT AND WAS BURRED NEXT TO A CHEMICAL WASTE SIGHT WHERE IT RISES FROM THE DEAD TO SPREAD IT'S ZOMBIE VIRUS ACROSS THE LANDS DESTROYING THE WORLDS FRAGILE ECOSYSTEM DESTROYING THE FORESTS POLLUTING THE OCEANS AND MELTING THE ICE CAPS FLOODING THE WORLD EVERYONE DIES AND FUCKING VOLCANOES SPROUT FROM THE GROUND LAVA SPEWS EVERYWHERE CREATING NEW LAND AND THE INFECTED WHALE OFFSPRING WILL SPROUT FROM THE VAGINA AND TAKE FOOT ON THE NEW BARREN LAND WHERE THEY START ANEW AND START FARMING AND MAKES VILLAGES THE NEW WORLD IS SOON POPULATED MY INFECTED INBRED WHALE MUTANTS THAT ARE FUCKING DEAD THE WORLD IS OVER THIS IS NOT THE WORLD I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN YOU DID THIS TO ME I JUST HAD ONE REQUEST YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING AND I JUST WANTED ONE THING WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME WAS I EXTREME WAS A CRAZY I JUST WANTED THIS ONE THING WHY OH WHY HAVE I BEEN FORSAKEN WHY ID THIS HAPPENING TO ME I HAD SUCH A GREAT BEGINNING AND NOW IT HAS TURNED SO SOUR CRUEL FATE HAS DONE THIS TO ME AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FORTH BECAUSE OF IT I WILL GO WAY AT LEAST WHAT IS LEFT OF ME BY NOW I AM UNDER THE OLD WORLD BELOW THE CRUST THAT SOON WILL EXIST NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN SO REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE INFECTED THE WORLD WITH YOUR INBRED WHALE MONSTERS GOOD DAY SIR AND I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD
#5304112 to #5304100 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Shut up ugly!
User avatar #5304109 to #5304100 - goobyman (07/15/2013) [-]
yay new way to spread copypasta
User avatar #5304096 to #5304092 - avoideduniform (07/15/2013) [-]
( ͡ ʖ ͡ )
#5304106 to #5304096 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Shut up neckbeard!
User avatar #5304114 to #5304106 - avoideduniform (07/15/2013) [-]
>implying everyone here isn't secretly a fedora wearing neckbeard in disguise
#5304123 to #5304114 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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I don't even own a fedora
User avatar #5304133 to #5304123 - avoideduniform (07/15/2013) [-]
That's what someone with a fedora would say.
#5304144 to #5304133 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [-]
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Have you seen my IRL i'm the beast looking guy here!
User avatar #5304147 to #5304144 - avoideduniform (07/15/2013) [-]
>beast
oh god
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