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xxangelisxx
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Isn't it cruel to force the other person to stay on a sinking ship?
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martialbrony
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Only if it actually were a sinking ship
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xxangelisxx
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What if it is?
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martialbrony
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If the captain and entire engineering crew all unanimously agree that it's in tip-top shape, after years upon years of education and experience, then you can relax on the deck and enjoy a safe cruise. Because the ship is not the issue.
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xxangelisxx
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Inb4 Titanic
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martialbrony
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Yeah, no.
Someone who's survived many shipwrecks is of course bound to be nervous and hesitant about going on another one. But when you're offered a selection of only faulty ones, of course when a good one comes one will not want to climb aboard. Despite it's high standards and quality craftsmanship.
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xxangelisxx
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Then where's the issue if you understand the passenger?
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martialbrony
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The issue is that the passenger sees the good ship already in a shipwreck, while the crew is dedicating themselves day and night to keep it in perfect condition for the passenger's safety and enjoyment. The ship is fine and passenger's amazing, but the attitude of the passenger needs a little readjusting.
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xxangelisxx
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Maybe the passenger should stay on the ground with sane mind.
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martialbrony
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That is, if the captain matters anymore.
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martialbrony
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With such a distorted view on the ship, the mind of the passenger might not be as sane as they think. The passenger can stay sane aboard, and see withing time that the ship is one good, sturdy and stubborn motherfucker.
And the captain wanting the passenger aboard should be a factor as well.
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