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#4135112 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
damandan

Here's a picture of the house
#4135116 to #4135112 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
And there's the dildo
#4146410 to #4135116 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
oh god lol
#4147872 to #4146410 - theblondefetus
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I still don't get how someone could just leave a dildo in the middle of their driveway

Like what the fuck
#4147935 to #4147872 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I woulda gone inside the house
#4147963 to #4147935 - theblondefetus
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(04/22/2013) [-]
...why didn't I think of that

Is it illegal to break into a house no one lives in?
#4148000 to #4147963 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
well sorta, but if you just close the door behind you and only really break like one window (the one you would break on the door to get into the house) not like anyone would ever find out.
#4148020 to #4148000 - theblondefetus
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(04/22/2013) [-]
what could possibly go wrong

I'll probably do that tomorrow
#4148078 to #4148020 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
send pics :3

and make sure to bring a flashlight and a backpack!
#4148127 to #4148078 - theblondefetus
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(04/22/2013) [-]
wat

fj just logged me out for no reason
#4148137 to #4148127 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
happens to me sometimes too
#4148115 to #4148078 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Will do

If I find anything of interest I'll make sure you know
#4135142 to #4135116 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Ha
#4135152 to #4135142 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I don't even

Now, what do?
#4135170 to #4135152 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know...keep it?...Sell it?
#4135211 to #4135170 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Well, in what is probably the most idiotic decision I have ever made, I brought it home with me

It's in my jacket pocket right now

Can you get an std from a dildo?
#4135547 to #4135211 - fuckyouto
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Yes... What the fuck are you planning on doing with a used dildo?!?!?!?!
Yes... What the fuck are you planning on doing with a used dildo?!?!?!?!
#4135580 to #4135547 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You may want to keep reading
#4135597 to #4135580 - fuckyouto
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Dude... Thats just gross. What if it was a dildo from a gay couple who have dual anal sex and that is the Caboose of the gay train...
And yes you can get VD from shit like that.
#4135618 to #4135597 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I've done worse to be honest   
   
I will thoroughly sanitize it
I've done worse to be honest

I will thoroughly sanitize it
#4135640 to #4135618 - fuckyouto
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(04/21/2013) [-]
kay well have fun with your used dildo...

Even though you can buy them anywhere for 9.99$
#4135696 to #4135640 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
>don't have a car
>don't have any money
>not old enough to buy these things anyway
>getting someone else to get it for me would require an explanation of why I, a male, enjoy anal

And anyway, this gives me another deep, dark secret to never share with anyone ever again
#4135725 to #4135696 - fuckyouto
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Its like a triforce of anal that has been bestowed upon this unluckiest of all dildos. It was forged for pussy and was stolen from its prime for unholy-est of nastiness.
#4135812 to #4135725 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It is one unlucky piece of plastic, that is true
#4135229 to #4135211 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
...I dont know....maybe?
#4135277 to #4135229 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
A quick google search says no across the board, except for hepatitis b, which I've been vaccinated against


So now the decision....
#4135298 to #4135277 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
So....are you going to....use it
#4135311 to #4135298 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It crossed my mind, but mostly I was concerned with getting something on my hand.

No, I think I will put it in my friend's mailbox.
#4135328 to #4135311 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
and what do you mean with "on your hand"
#4135360 to #4135328 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
>brought it home with me
>hands touched it
>anything on the dildo could be on my hand

I also pissed without thinking on the way back. I don't know, I just really don't feel like explaining to my parents how I got genital warts without even getting laid.
#4135389 to #4135360 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Oh I thought there was some dildo that I didnt know of
#4135425 to #4135389 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Oh, no. Same dildo. I have no other dildos
#4135463 to #4135425 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Well...sounds like you wouldnt mind getting one and I heard theyre expensive...so...?
#4135506 to #4135463 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You tempt me, satan
#4135520 to #4135506 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Im just saying, boil some water, drop it in, and BAM!

But its your choice
#4135540 to #4135520 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It really isn't every day that a dildo just appears before you..

If this kills me I blame you
#4135561 to #4135540 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Wouldnt hurt to use a condom...or would it...I dont know
#4135659 to #4135561 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I honestly have no clue

I do know one thing, soon I will have knowledge about the do's and dont's with pre-owned sex toys, and that is something few people can say.
#4135692 to #4135659 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Yea id recommend a few days worth of research
#4135323 to #4135311 - damandan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Good idea, but what if dad or mom opens it
#4135366 to #4135323 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That's just fine
That's just fine
#4135134 to #4135116 - theblondefetus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/4134674#4134674

This is what this is coming from