>I was only 21 years old
>I loved Chulthu so much, I had all cult robes and summon scrolls
>I sacrificed to Cthulhu every night before bed, thanking him for the chaos
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" I say
>the church hears me and calls me a heathen
>I knew they would be eaten first
>I called them a hlirgh
>they jail and sentence me to execution
>I'm crying now, and my mind hurts
>I lay on the cot and its hot
>an icy-coldness is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>its Cthulhu
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear "stell'bsna n'ghft"
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and put me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Cthulhu
>he penetrates my soul
>it hurts much but I do it for Cthulhu
>I can feel my soul tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Cthulhu
>he roars a mighty roar as he ripes my soul from my body
>the church walks in
>Cthulhu looks them in the eye and says "ya tharanak n'gha"
>Cthulhu leaves through the portal
>Cthulhu is love, Cthulhu is life