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zesty breakfast burrito

allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: Hi I' m Amanda and I' m a bisexual and
submissive 22 year old female. I have
shoulder length blonde hair and bright blueish-
green eyes. I have a small figure with very
little curves, I' m about 5' 4, I have breasts
and a small, but firm ass. I have a tattoo of a
rose on my left shoulder and a quote below
my right breast. I have my ears double
pierced and my nose and nipples pierced. If
you have any roles in mind just let me know o
Thanks for reading!
You: I enter into a dimly lit room and find you
waiting for me in the kingswood bed...
Stranger: I struggle to see you, squinting and
squirming around a little
You: I draw closer, holding my long staff in one hand as
I undress from my casual clothes. ‘Are you ready? I
ask, softly.
Stranger: I nod and look up at you as I swallow the
lump in my throat
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger has disconnected.
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Submitted: 08/25/2014
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#8 - itumblr (08/26/2014) [+] (13 replies)
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You wrote this yourself, no self-respecting woman would ever write that.
#1 - trekkien (08/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - quicksilveralicorn (08/26/2014) [-]
Fully expecting wizard, still laughed.
#7 - drakes (08/26/2014) [-]
"It's so tough being in the spotlight all the time," Drake says. "Maybe I can be like your big brother?"

The Weeknd smiles faintly, unsure.
#3 - mamalunarwolf (08/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#24 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#26 - grandlordchicken (08/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
God I love tg
User avatar #18 - hattheifbatman (08/26/2014) [-]
The moment he said staff I saw the events to come
#6 - aizeinstein (08/26/2014) [-]
Well, he's a ******* wizard.
I love wizards.
User avatar #23 - spankyy (08/26/2014) [-]
blood ninja was ******* hilarious.
User avatar #28 - sugoi (08/26/2014) [-]
i put on my robe and wizard hat
#41 - megayoming (08/26/2014) [-]
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#34 - iliekbats (08/26/2014) [-]
are you ready? yes 'cap'tain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
#32 - golnax ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
>I put on my robe and wizard hat   
   
Oh good lord I love that story! I can't remember the name of it or the author (think it was something like bloodninja, not sure though) but that reference alone got me to crack up a bit.
>I put on my robe and wizard hat

Oh good lord I love that story! I can't remember the name of it or the author (think it was something like bloodninja, not sure though) but that reference alone got me to crack up a bit.
#27 - IamPinhead (08/26/2014) [+] (5 replies)
One time somebody tried to convince me they were a 5'7" blonde model with C cups and a twin sister who was into twincest.
#10 - adrenalinbbq (08/26/2014) [-]
I have the STRANGEST feeling this was a guy....
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