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I see you everywhere.

Art is in everything. Doing something is part of everything. You do something. You are a fag. That was a great way to come out, kudos to you.

have fun filling out your burger king application fag

That insult doesnt really work here XD and the fact you couldnt use a little intelligence and come up with something original shows you will be the one working at burger king. Plus, we've already established you are a fag so that insult doesnt work either.

0/10 step it up.

I'll have fried with my burger please

Sure, but next time why dont you use your employee discount at McDonalds where you work instead of begging for it.

and a side of beans please

Nah, we're all out. Why don't you ask your god?

actually make that a side of gravy

Sorry we only have pork gravy and I dont want to offend a muslim

and i want some ketchup, hurry up before i call your manager

I am the manager. We don't accept your sort here.

i want some extra fries, hurry up before i call your bosses, the one's with real qualifications, you know, not art

>Implying I took art and havnt got a degree in history, acheology and 4 A levels. :3 Step it up
But nah, the bosses dont like your sort either, they wont care. Plus alot of business men dont have qualifications. XD

lolhistory

It would have been easier to fill in a burger kings application than waste 3 years doing history

Seeing as I have a job as an assistant archaeologist and do part time work with a university it wasnt XD. Ah but you'll never understand the feeling of accomplishment.

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XD hahaha. I love that comment. It gets me everytime.

Well anyhoo this was nice, you've finally quenched my boredom linkofreekthree. Kudos good man. Kudos. I apologize to the art board for filling it up with this shit post but I had fun. See you around :)

See you indeedaleedoo, you've passed another boring hour on sunday for me, thank you.