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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - orgasmpirate
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Had to.
#14 to #8 - anon id: b2d51025
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(12/05/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #65 to #8 - trojanmannn
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(12/06/2013) [-]
you cut out the bottom and top. I see through your clever disguise.
User avatar #72 to #65 - orgasmpirate
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(12/07/2013) [-]
I see your point. Therefore I'm negating your thumbs.
User avatar #1 - flixoe
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Well you are what you eat.

That thing's a ******* blade of grass
User avatar #45 to #1 - greenstrongworld
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I don't remember eating losers for breakfast! Ha!
User avatar #16 to #1 - brokenhalf
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(12/05/2013) [-]
does that make me a pussy?
User avatar #28 to #1 - mitchr
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(12/06/2013) [-]
"Pizza the Hutt ate himself to death."
User avatar #37 to #1 - theavatarspupil
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(12/06/2013) [-]
That means that we would constantly go through state changes, because we eat such a vast variety of food. One day, you'd be a grilled cheese, the next day you'd be a bowl of soup. Actually, you'd go through 3 to 6 state changes per meal. And even more so if you take into account actual ingredients to foods.
User avatar #39 to #37 - flixoe
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(12/06/2013) [-]
You don't understand figures of speech, do you?
User avatar #41 to #39 - theavatarspupil
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I do, but I like to overanalyze sometimes.
#12 to #1 - xgreenmaidenx
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(12/05/2013) [-]
I am chocolate
#2 to #1 - gayisnotok
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(12/05/2013) [-]
then dey must be eating my dick. ooohhhhh
#3 to #2 - flixoe
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Are you trying to say you have a long, skinny dick like the snake or that it's a mean snake?
#4 to #3 - gayisnotok
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(12/05/2013) [-]
my penis is 3 inches.... from the ground
User avatar #5 to #4 - flixoe
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(12/05/2013) [-]
My hand is 3 inches.... from punching your face in.
#6 to #5 - gayisnotok
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(12/05/2013) [-]
come at me bro
#13 to #6 - anon id: 55beb03f
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(12/05/2013) [-]
i bet you said that to your boyfriend
#17 to #13 - gayisnotok
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(12/05/2013) [-]
i said taht to your mom, i call her bro
#36 to #17 - emokoneko
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 to #4 - bigbaddrag
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(12/06/2013) [-]
while doing a pushup
User avatar #19 to #18 - tbagmcbungynuts
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(12/06/2013) [-]
on the roof, in haiti?
#49 to #19 - greatgranpapy
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - bigbaddrag
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(12/06/2013) [-]
yup
#55 to #4 - dangosevenonethree
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(12/06/2013) [-]
While doing pushups?
#22 - haeckal
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Still better than when a landwhale orders a 3,000 calorie meal, "and a diet coke, please."
#32 to #22 - anon id: 63bbe088
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Being underweight is just as gross as being overweight.
#62 to #32 - thirdjess
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks!
Hey, thanks!
User avatar #34 to #22 - biggrand
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I'm not going to lie, this is me when I drink a shake instead of breakfast, and skim lunch, and then dinner I eat a bit more
User avatar #25 to #22 - gigamuffin
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Maybe they like the taste of diet coke more than that of regular coke.
User avatar #26 to #25 - itsthatguyagain
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(12/06/2013) [-]
********, nobody likes diet coke.
User avatar #35 to #26 - emokoneko
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I do...I can't stand a lot of sugar, so I can't drink regular soda without getting physically sick. (Not diabetus; my body just isn't used to that amount of sugar.) Plus, I just really like the taste better than what (to me) tastes like drinking syrup.

I would rather skip on my daily caffeine than drink regular soda.

Trust me, I really like caffeine.
#43 to #35 - stopscopiesme
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Same here. I'll drink regular it if it's the only thing available to be polite. I can usually manage drinking one can without feeling too terrible, but two will make me feel uncomfortably nauseous. Also... after drinking sugary drinks I get the nastiest aftertaste in my mouth. Didn't notice it before I started drinking diet drinks, but man... it's hard to ignore now. Doesn't help with the nausea either.

Diet is tasty though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - emokoneko
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I can't even handle one can. On my birthday a few years back, a coworker bought everyone a bottle of Coca Cola while at work (the smaller glass bottles), and I tried to drink it to be polite, but about 4 fl oz into it I felt like I was going to be sick and my heart started racing. I can handle a piece of candy or two, if it's not horribly sweet, but otherwise I don't mix well with sugar.
#54 to #26 - wobblewub
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(12/06/2013) [-]
**** you.

I like diet coke.
User avatar #73 to #26 - subadanus
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(12/11/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #40 to #26 - ecomp
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I like diet pepsi more than normal pepsi
User avatar #30 to #26 - mutzaki
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(12/06/2013) [-]
My family only ever buys Coca-Cola Light because we much prefer it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kikisu
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(12/06/2013) [-]
My aunt loved the taste of diet pepsi so much that my uncle filled his entire pick-up truck bed to the cap with boxes of canned diet pepsi for christmas.
#68 to #25 - yellowcardraiden
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Who the hell perfers diet.
Who the hell perfers diet.
User avatar #66 to #25 - kallebanan
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(12/06/2013) [-]
In that case, they disgust me even more!
User avatar #38 - niggastolemyname
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(12/06/2013) [-]
what snake is this?
#52 to #38 - jakemk
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(12/06/2013) [-]
It's on oriental whip snake
#57 to #38 - anon id: 96e7de2b
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Malayan green whip snake
#67 to #38 - anon id: bec236cd
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(12/06/2013) [-]
It looks like an Asian vine snake (genus Ahaetulla)
User avatar #48 to #38 - rosietheamazon
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(12/06/2013) [-]
the ano-rexic-conda.
#50 to #48 - ewl
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(12/06/2013) [-]
nice.
#10 - scotlandhome
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(12/05/2013) [-]
bitches really be like
bitches really be like
#23 to #10 - wherestheredbull
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(12/06/2013) [-]
MFW I see that video everytime.
User avatar #11 to #10 - dreadedsin
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Oh **** no.
#21 - Penn
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(12/06/2013) [-]
You realize that the reason these women are skinny are because they eat salad, right?
#59 - smartyben **User deleted account**
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(12/06/2013) [-]
and other girls are like: ill have a triple icecream sunday with lots of chocolate syrup!
User avatar #60 - rockamekishiko
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(12/06/2013) [-]
"bitches be like" so much cancer
#53 - thetoxicavengers
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Lots of size-related posts on Funnyjunk today. I'm not hating it!
#33 - anon id: 63bbe088
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(12/06/2013) [-]
>people don't care about their bodies
>lol let's mock them
>people care too much about their bodies
>lol let's mock them

Funnyjunk has officially entered circlejerk mode.
User avatar #42 to #33 - ImmortalBaconEater
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(12/06/2013) [-]
You can rarely find answers at the extremes.
User avatar #51 to #33 - twistedwoodthing
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Are you implying that there's anything out there we shouldn't make fun of?
User avatar #58 to #33 - ivoryhammer
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(12/06/2013) [-]
Oh, so we're not allowed to make fun of fat/anorexic people, but 9/11 "jokes" are okay?
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