are you sure?

#8 - orgasmpirate

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(12/05/2013) [-]

Had to.

#65 to #8 - trojanmannn

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(12/06/2013) [-]

you cut out the bottom and top. I see through your clever disguise.

#72 to #65 - orgasmpirate

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(12/07/2013) [-]

I see your point. Therefore I'm negating your thumbs.

#14 to #8 - anon id: b2d51025

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(12/05/2013) [-]

yes

#1 - flixoe

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(12/05/2013) [-]

Well you are what you eat.

That thing's a ******* blade of grass

#2 to #1 - gayisnotok

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(12/05/2013) [-]

then dey must be eating my dick. ooohhhhh

#3 to #2 - flixoe

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(12/05/2013) [-]

Are you trying to say you have a long, skinny dick like the snake or that it's a mean snake?

#4 to #3 - gayisnotok

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(12/05/2013) [-]

my penis is 3 inches.... from the ground

#5 to #4 - flixoe

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(12/05/2013) [-]

My hand is 3 inches.... from punching your face in.

#6 to #5 - gayisnotok

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(12/05/2013) [-]

come at me bro

#13 to #6 - anon id: 55beb03f

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(12/05/2013) [-]

i bet you said that to your boyfriend

#17 to #13 - gayisnotok

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(12/05/2013) [-]

i said taht to your mom, i call her bro

#36 to #17 - emokoneko

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#18 to #4 - bigbaddrag

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(12/06/2013) [-]

while doing a pushup

#19 to #18 - tbagmcbungynuts

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(12/06/2013) [-]

on the roof, in haiti?

#49 to #19 - greatgranpapy

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#20 to #19 - bigbaddrag

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(12/06/2013) [-]

yup

#55 to #4 - dangosevenonethree

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(12/06/2013) [-]

While doing pushups?

#12 to #1 - xgreenmaidenx

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(12/05/2013) [-]

I am chocolate

#37 to #1 - theavatarspupil

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(12/06/2013) [-]

That means that we would constantly go through state changes, because we eat such a vast variety of food. One day, you'd be a grilled cheese, the next day you'd be a bowl of soup. Actually, you'd go through 3 to 6 state changes per meal. And even more so if you take into account actual ingredients to foods.

#39 to #37 - flixoe

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(12/06/2013) [-]

You don't understand figures of speech, do you?

#41 to #39 - theavatarspupil

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I do, but I like to overanalyze sometimes.

#28 to #1 - mitchr

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(12/06/2013) [-]

"Pizza the Hutt ate himself to death."

#16 to #1 - brokenhalf

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(12/05/2013) [-]

does that make me a pussy?

#45 to #1 - greenstrongworld

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I don't remember eating losers for breakfast! Ha!

#22 - haeckal

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Still better than when a landwhale orders a 3,000 calorie meal, "and a diet coke, please."

#25 to #22 - gigamuffin

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Maybe they like the taste of diet coke more than that of regular coke.

#26 to #25 - itsthatguyagain

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(12/06/2013) [-]

********, nobody likes diet coke.

#35 to #26 - emokoneko

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I do...I can't stand a lot of sugar, so I can't drink regular soda without getting physically sick. (Not diabetus; my body just isn't used to that amount of sugar.) Plus, I just really like the taste better than what (to me) tastes like drinking syrup.

I would rather skip on my daily caffeine than drink regular soda.

Trust me, I really like caffeine.

#43 to #35 - stopscopiesme

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Same here. I'll drink regular it if it's the only thing available to be polite. I can usually manage drinking one can without feeling too terrible, but two will make me feel uncomfortably nauseous. Also... after drinking sugary drinks I get the nastiest aftertaste in my mouth. Didn't notice it before I started drinking diet drinks, but man... it's hard to ignore now. Doesn't help with the nausea either.

Diet is tasty though.

#44 to #43 - emokoneko

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I can't even handle one can. On my birthday a few years back, a coworker bought everyone a bottle of Coca Cola while at work (the smaller glass bottles), and I tried to drink it to be polite, but about 4 fl oz into it I felt like I was going to be sick and my heart started racing. I can handle a piece of candy or two, if it's not horribly sweet, but otherwise I don't mix well with sugar.

#54 to #26 - wobblewub

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(12/06/2013) [-]

**** you.

I like diet coke.

#73 to #26 - subadanus

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(12/11/2013) [-]

I do.

#40 to #26 - ecomp

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I like diet pepsi more than normal pepsi

#30 to #26 - mutzaki

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(12/06/2013) [-]

My family only ever buys Coca-Cola Light because we much prefer it.

#27 to #26 - kikisu

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(12/06/2013) [-]

My aunt loved the taste of diet pepsi so much that my uncle filled his entire pick-up truck bed to the cap with boxes of canned diet pepsi for christmas.

#68 to #25 - yellowcardraiden

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Who the hell perfers diet.

#66 to #25 - kallebanan

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(12/06/2013) [-]

In that case, they disgust me even more!

#34 to #22 - biggrand

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I'm not going to lie, this is me when I drink a shake instead of breakfast, and skim lunch, and then dinner I eat a bit more

#32 to #22 - anon id: 63bbe088

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Being underweight is just as gross as being overweight.

#62 to #32 - thirdjess

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Hey, thanks!

#38 - niggastolemyname

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(12/06/2013) [-]

what snake is this?

#48 to #38 - rosietheamazon

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(12/06/2013) [-]

the ano-rexic-conda.

#50 to #48 - ewl

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(12/06/2013) [-]

nice.

#67 to #38 - anon id: bec236cd

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(12/06/2013) [-]

It looks like an Asian vine snake (genus Ahaetulla)

#57 to #38 - anon id: 96e7de2b

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(12/06/2013) [-]

Malayan green whip snake

#52 to #38 - jakemk

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(12/06/2013) [-]

It's on oriental whip snake

#10 - scotlandhome

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(12/05/2013) [-]

bitches really be like

#11 to #10 - dreadedsin

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(12/05/2013) [-]

Oh **** no.

#23 to #10 - wherestheredbull

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(12/06/2013) [-]

MFW I see that video everytime.

#21 - Penn

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(12/06/2013) [-]

You realize that the reason these women are skinny are because they eat salad, right?

#59 - smartyben **User deleted account**

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(12/06/2013) [-]

and other girls are like: ill have a triple icecream sunday with lots of chocolate syrup!

#64 - itemseller

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(12/06/2013) [-]

**itemseller rolled a random image posted in comment #4574992 at Click an item and pick it up ** what i eat to get fat

#63 - thirdjess

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(12/06/2013) [-]

I get judgemental **** like this all the time. Nosy assholes muttering 'eat a ******* burger' when they walk past me. I'm like 'sure if you're paying!'

#7 - adifferentjones

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(12/05/2013) [-]

Snake's face when rare candy