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Anonymous 01/ ll/ ( Sat) 20' ' 03 No 526504467
I need help
so there' s this super hot stoner chick at my college
that i have a huge crush on. She actually seemed
receptive to my flirting and was actually getting kinda
o -7 far with her on Friday night she even said she wanted
In KB PM to ride my dick. But now ever since i sent this,
ignores me.
PLEASE HELP, How do i save it and recover to where we were?
Pie related
Anonymous 01/ I I/ ( Sai) : I 7: 59 No. 526504762
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I had a dream I was
inuyasha and you were
kagome and your grandpa
was still alive and you told
me he hit you so I sprinted
at superspeed to his
house to beat him up and
tell him never to go near
you again and you were
behind me chasing me all
slow like "inuyasha noo!!"
Delivered
LOL. YOU' RE WEIRD.
Anonymous HI/ I I/ ( Sat) ' 25' 06 No 526505764
Guys stop being mean and give me real advice, Don' t act like you
guys havent done something like this before.
so you suggest i text her and pretend like i' m weirded out by what
i texted her earlier today right?
Pleas guys getting desperate
Anonymous (71/ I l/ M( Sat) N: 26: 54 . 526506036
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ddon‘ t act like youve never told a girl you had a dream where she
was and you were inuyasha
****** . I have done so much dumb **** . I have done all sorts of
dumb **** . I stuck my dick in crazy, I went for a booty call with an
ex, I spent like 5003 just to go see an ex because I wanted to
make dat booty go clap. Dumb **** . I have done. I went to a
halloween party with an ex and drank myself absolutely stupid
and puked everywhere), I' shut my entire dinner table up by
making light of death, We dropped out of school because I
wanted to play video games, I' told a girl I loved her when I
really didn' t want her in my life. Everyone does dumb ****
But, without a fraction of doubt, with absolute positive clarity,
with all the vindication I can muster in words, I can say with the
utmost certainty that in this thread, in telling a woman you had a
dream she was a god damn Inuyasha character, you are abso-
positively ******* alone. Nobody in this thread- in
fact to ******* place down money that on this ******* board right
now- you are the only one who has ever stepped so far over the
boundary of full retard that you told a woman that you had a
dream she was a ******* inuyasha character,
If you ****** up, we could help you, bail you out, give you some
and recover this to the point where you could both
LAUGH about it and grow CLOSER. But this, man, this is so far
beyond ******* up, This is the pinnacle of ********** . There will
not be another ******* of this magnitude for eons to come. Eons.
You read me, man? This is worse than the guy who proposed sex
to the chick on facebook. This is worse than 'please respond' **** .
This is worse than Brian.
In the alternate universe where you didnt **** things up this
badly, you STILL ****** them up this badly.
You wanna know what you do? Stop talking to her completely
am, yourself" a man. No, as a human ******* being.
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User avatar #5 - joaomartins (01/13/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Can anyone please tell me wich anime are they talking about ???
User avatar #8 to #5 - midothegreat (01/13/2014) [-]
He talks about inuyasha, who is the protagonist in Bleach
One day he will become the pirate hokage
#3 - midothegreat (01/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
thought it was ironic
#2 - yorker (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
He reminded me of sergeant Hartman.

"You aren't even a human ******* being"
#75 - bowties (01/14/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I think I found a worse **** up
#15 - compadrepie (01/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Okay I have no idea what's going on so can somebody give quick explain to us non-anime funnyjunkers
#17 to #15 - sovereignty (01/13/2014) [-]
i don't watch anime either, the point is some guy told this girl he had a dream they were anime characters (inuyasha or whatever the 						****					 just screams anime) and he knows he goofed and now he wants some alpha recovery pro-tips, and gets made fun of, then hes like "don't act like you haven't done this before" and literary genius  Charles dickens happened to be lurkin at the time and pretty much rode him a huge speech that came out to "who the 						****					 talks about anime to a girl he/shes flirting with.   
TL/DR: some weeaboo gets called a fag for talking about anime to a girl.
i don't watch anime either, the point is some guy told this girl he had a dream they were anime characters (inuyasha or whatever the **** just screams anime) and he knows he goofed and now he wants some alpha recovery pro-tips, and gets made fun of, then hes like "don't act like you haven't done this before" and literary genius Charles dickens happened to be lurkin at the time and pretty much rode him a huge speech that came out to "who the **** talks about anime to a girl he/shes flirting with.
TL/DR: some weeaboo gets called a fag for talking about anime to a girl.
User avatar #32 - staticwolf (01/13/2014) [+] (55 replies)
I still don't get anime. I still don't understand its appeal. I have TRIED to like it, but it's just awful. I understand it's more about character development, but Jesus **** it really isn't. I mean, I'll guess some people will stab me for this but, here's an example. I watched Studio Ghibli stuff, I like Howl's Moving Castle, I like Princess Monokoke, but by far my least favourite is My Neighbour Totoro. I just doesn't do anything. You watch it, aaaand, nothing happens. It's about getting to know the characters and seeing how they change, right? Well, they don't. They have a magical trip and meet a Totoro but they don't change, they just stay the same.

Moving on, I can't even touch most anime. I remember trying to watch Dragon Ball Z when that was on Cartoon Network (many moons ago) and even as a kid, I thought it was just dull. The ONLY anime I mildly enjoyed was Gundam Wing, because ************ mechs. But I didn't even enjoy that too much.

I've really, really tried, and I just don't see the appeal of anime. Can someone please, fully and comprehensively beyond "Character develupmunt lul" explain why it's so popular, because honestly, it just comes across as boring trash almost akin to TV soaps to me, and I feel people only watch it so they have something to talk about.
User avatar #12 - TimBisley (01/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Who the **** is Brian?
#165 to #12 - deadinferno (01/14/2014) [-]
This suave mother ******
#25 - lolollo (01/13/2014) [+] (18 replies)
OK, two things.

One: The guy telling him that he ****** up in a way "no one will ever **** up for eons to come" is a ******* asshole. He even admitted to having drank so much at a party with an ex that he puked everywhere, but the other guy? He mentioned anime. HOW DARE HE! HOW DARE ALL OF HE! Wait...seriously, that's it? He mentioned he had a dream involving anime? That doesn't even come CLOSE to the level of ****** up dreams I've had. I'm talking butt stuff...weird butt stuff! But the guy mentions anime and he's the worst thing /b/ has to offer? Shut your fuggup!

Two: The guy who sent the text is being a tad overdramatic. Is there no possible way for him to see her in real life? Is it seriously a "text only" relationship? I'd tell him to drop the relationship just on that fact alone. If he does manage to see her again, then he simply needs to keep making the same passive conversation that's worked in the past. Play it off. It isn't a big deal unless one of you makes it a big deal. If it's you, it's your own ******* fault because you're in control over it. If it's her, then she's a ******* cunt. Again, it was a dream about anime...and not even one of the weird animes...I've thought nothing of people for having done worse. If she's going to overreact to that, **** her.

TL;DR They both need to get the goddamn sand out of their vaginas if that situations is seriously the worst problem they've ever seen come across that board.
User avatar #27 to #25 - bionicpanda (01/13/2014) [-]
No. The amount of beta that was told by the anime one is un ******* believable. I am seriously in awe that someone would say that to a girl. Getting drunk at a party and puking is a **** TON more normal than telling a girl that u dreamed that u were both anime characters and when her grandpa was still alive was hitting her that he sprinted at SUPER ******* SPEED and beat him up.

What in the actual **** . I cannot express how hard i cringed. Seriously, like.... i need to reevaluate things right about now
#225 - msfattytroll (01/14/2014) [-]
"In the alternate universe where you didn't 						****					 things up this badly, you STILL 						******					 them up this badly"
"In the alternate universe where you didn't **** things up this badly, you STILL ****** them up this badly"

#1 - thanesyrdahl (01/13/2014) [-]
>hfw dream-text
>hfw dream-text
#284 - bjorngrim (01/14/2014) [-]
>plz respond
User avatar #276 - Ruspanic ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
"sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard"
#205 - FightClub (01/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
go **** yourself i love inuyasha
#173 - bitey (01/14/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Moses feels part 1.
#239 - xcoreyx (01/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone explain why that text was so horrible? I mean it was a ******* dream anyways, not like he could control it. I'm sure she could laugh it off easily...
User avatar #262 to #239 - gux (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with liking anime, i like Anime.
BUT this pisshead actually thought it was a good idea to tell a hot chick of a dream were they were anime characters and he punched her dead grandpa.

This dude has marked a new milestone in history of ******** .
#121 - weirddark (01/14/2014) [-]
God this was amazing!
God this was amazing!
User avatar #76 - theimmortalbeaver (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'll admit, I've said some pretty beta fag stuff in my time. Once, over a summer, I kept trying to engage this one girl in a conversation via Facebook, and kept getting the "this person went offline" thing. Later in person, she gave some weird excuse, and being a complete idiot, I accepted it and kept trying to say hi. I eventually invited her to a party I was hosting, and she, once again, came up with a really lame excuse to not show up (after initially agreeing to go, and even being extremely friendly at the last point I saw her in person).

I had no idea what the hell was going on, beyond the vague feeling that I was being a creepy stalker at this point and needed to leave her alone. I avoided her at another social event I saw her at, and still being completely confused at this point, wasn't honestly sure if I was being rude or not. I eventually pulled some favors to get her phone number, tried to apologize and asked her if she ever wanted to hang out. It was then that I finally got the "there's another dude, but we should still totally be friends!" talk.

In hindsight, I realized that I had been pretty blatant about being attracted to her, and for whatever reason, her tactic was to be really friendly and nice and avoid telling me she had a BF. The worst part was that I realized that he might've even been around, and I literally didn't figure it out because nobody specifically told me. I was pretty thick at the time, and this awful, self-inflicted cluster of faggotry was an informative introduction into the world of dating.

I've learned a ton since then, and because of the situation, I guess I have more than a little sympathy for people who do stupid **** like tell a girl that you dreamed about her as an anime character. I just hope they learn from it and move on. I dunno why I felt like I needed to write this whole story out, but I hope my stupidity will serve as a warning to younger beta fags.
#46 - kwizzer (01/13/2014) [-]
Only way out I see is:
"Sorry, wrong number. Meant to send it to my cousin who forced me to participate in her Inuyasha (anime) marathon last weekend..."

And the needy anon is probably what his phone indicates in the top left corner.
User avatar #240 - payseht (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
On the comic book nerd side, I jokingly proposed to my girlfriend by saying:
In brightest day, in blackest night,
Will you be mine for all my life?
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