anon takes lsd. . slitting in my mum in the dark listening to music wave a pack of pooptarts Mating poptarts in the dark listening to music ghouly this poptart
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anon takes lsd

slitting in my mum in the dark listening to music
wave a pack of pooptarts
Mating poptarts in the dark listening to music
ghouly this poptart is good
tthis piptart is the pinnacle in my existence
poptart
is shattered
wife in ruins because no more delicious posted
plank dawn
4 only ate the first poptart
OTHERES A WHOLE MOTHER POPTART
litterally cry from relief/ happiness
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User avatar #1 - bentimover (05/12/2014) [+] (51 replies)
What exactly are pop-tarts? We here in the Netherlands don't have them.
#2 to #1 - bobafettsav (05/12/2014) [-]
Crusty sugar-infused bread, with a sugary flavored jelly substance in the middle, and dried frosting with sprinkles on top.
#12 - PenguinsOfMars (05/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>on lsd
>eating more than a few bites
#47 - zombiesnipertwo (05/13/2014) [+] (22 replies)
le arrow meme time   
   
>first time with lsd   
>drinking in a bar with a drug junkie rave girl    
>she hands me the stuff, feels like lick toilet paper   
>she gets all crazy and eyes wide black like a blindfolded cat at night   
>I don't feel 						****					, chem resistant perk activated    
>she hands me another paper   
>I take it, after some minutes 						****					 kicks in   
>Holy 						****					, walls move like waves   
>look at her, nod and laugh like a retard with maracas   
>we go walking to a Wendys    
>Attack of the Moving light worms from space   
>literally everything is moving, I can hear a cricket fart and lights leave rainbow waves around   
> try to play it cool and put my headphones   
>heaviest Drum and Bass   
>Eargasms instantly   
> she looks at me laughing, I realize I was sitting in middle of the sidewalk drooling while holding my headphones like I wanted them to ear 						****					 me   
>people around looking at me   
>Dealwithit.gif I want this music to pull my hair and rape my brain   
>finally she picks me up and we get to Wendys, best burger ever. Perfect in every bite   
>she goes to the bathroom, I wait for her and get lost in music   
>30minuteslater.spongebob   
>cont...
le arrow meme time

>first time with lsd
>drinking in a bar with a drug junkie rave girl
>she hands me the stuff, feels like lick toilet paper
>she gets all crazy and eyes wide black like a blindfolded cat at night
>I don't feel **** , chem resistant perk activated
>she hands me another paper
>I take it, after some minutes **** kicks in
>Holy **** , walls move like waves
>look at her, nod and laugh like a retard with maracas
>we go walking to a Wendys
>Attack of the Moving light worms from space
>literally everything is moving, I can hear a cricket fart and lights leave rainbow waves around
> try to play it cool and put my headphones
>heaviest Drum and Bass
>Eargasms instantly
> she looks at me laughing, I realize I was sitting in middle of the sidewalk drooling while holding my headphones like I wanted them to ear **** me
>people around looking at me
>Dealwithit.gif I want this music to pull my hair and rape my brain
>finally she picks me up and we get to Wendys, best burger ever. Perfect in every bite
>she goes to the bathroom, I wait for her and get lost in music
>30minuteslater.spongebob
>cont...
#48 to #47 - zombiesnipertwo (05/13/2014) [-]
>I go to the ladies bathroom to check on her   
>no reply, 						****					 it I am going in   
>She is just standing there, staring at the mirror with a lost empty look   
>I turn her around, she snaps out and comes to reality still with a terror look on her face.   
>we go to our table, she tells me the mirror was a portal to hell and she looks pretty serious.   
>						****					 just got real   
>LSD instantly burns out from me   
>Trying to calm her, I invite her to ice cream till it worn off from her   
   
LSD feels amazing, never look into mirrors tho
>I go to the ladies bathroom to check on her
>no reply, **** it I am going in
>She is just standing there, staring at the mirror with a lost empty look
>I turn her around, she snaps out and comes to reality still with a terror look on her face.
>we go to our table, she tells me the mirror was a portal to hell and she looks pretty serious.
> **** just got real
>LSD instantly burns out from me
>Trying to calm her, I invite her to ice cream till it worn off from her

LSD feels amazing, never look into mirrors tho
#26 - shadowrated (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
this is how they make those delicious things
this is how they make those delicious things
#16 - phudgepacker (05/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
blueberry poptart master race reporting in
blueberry poptart master race reporting in
#75 - gtfomylawnbish (05/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I bought a whole sheet of double dipped double wide acid at one point 15 years ago. I started off popping a hit and had no reefer to smooth things out. One of my friends comes over and offers to drive me to his dealers house, if I'd just exchange a hit of acid in return. Sure, why not. I arrive and his dealer is a toothless hooker. Gross by every count. She gives me my half ounce of dank and the room is starting to melt a bit..

"Thanks ma'am" I say, scared that I'm in a strange place starting to trip my balls off. A child appears at the stairs "Mommy?! I'm hungry, we didn't eat dinner or lunch" good ol "mommy" replies " **** OFF WITH THAT! YOU KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T EAT YOU STUPID WHORE" this 7 year old girl is the size of a concentration camp survivor. the whore of a mom starts on a rant. "I can't wait until you move out and find a man who will trade you a place to live for suckin his dick, you'll see what life is" and this rant goes on, while the girl cries. I'm stunned, tripping, and holding a bag of reefer in my hand witnessing cruelty like never before. I almost puke. I excuse myself, while my friend doesn't even notice this tragedy. I start walking home, tripping balls, 6 long miles. A cop stops me half way and asks me to get in the car. He knows I'm ripped. Asks me what I'm on. I confess. "acid officer, I'm having a bad trip I think. I just seen true horror of humanity." I didn't care. Take me to jail, I probably deserve it just for seeing this **** . officer friendly wants the whole story, all of it. So I tell him everything, leaving out my friend of course. I even pull my bag of reefer out of my pocket. I am crying like a girl at this point, telling the story of the hungry girl and the hooker mom.
Officer friendly pushes my hand down as I hold up the reefer "Someone will see that, then I've got to take you to jail, put in back in your pocket" I do, and officer friendly takes me home. He walks in, makes sure I'm comfortable, brings me water and leaves.
#34 - landartheconqueror (05/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
mfw i've been living with my girlfriend for a year now, and i just realised i haven't even thought to buy poptarts...
mfw i've been living with my girlfriend for a year now, and i just realised i haven't even thought to buy poptarts...
#10 - Javapenguin (05/13/2014) [-]
God damn that was funny, i actually laughed
#106 - midnightmarauder (05/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I was always a brown sugar cinnamon flavor fan   
 Wild berry too
I was always a brown sugar cinnamon flavor fan
Wild berry too
#3 - stoleurlife (05/12/2014) [-]
>look down when finished crying
>second poptart is gone
>in that one second the tasty sugary treat is disappearing in my stomach
>literally cry from despair/sorrow
#144 - blilyborschtbelt (05/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I am the biggest joke around here.
#88 - pigeonontheceiling (05/13/2014) [-]
I thought it was going to say that he accidentally ate his iPod instead of his pop tart and that's why there was a whole nother pop tart......
#33 - doctorproctor (05/13/2014) [-]
Anon's face when he realizes there is more
Anon's face when he realizes there is more
#119 - rknight (05/13/2014) [-]
<The Last Poptart
#11 - walmartysnextghost (05/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
what does this have to do with lsd?
User avatar #31 to #11 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2014) [-]
The fact that LSD literally makes you think stuff like this.
Like the first time I took it, I was in the hall when it was first kicking in and I thought to myself " **** it, I don't need to walk. I can just teleport." it took me a minute to realize what I just said.
But when I did, I laughed for 4 straight hours after that.
User avatar #54 - captainprincess (05/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I have never had a poptart.

Living outside the US seems to have considerable downsides.
I DID manage to have twinkies once though, thank the heavens for good friends who ship things.

Those things are divine, but holy christ my very heart gave me fore-warning when I ate them- "ok you don't get to do this often, understand?" it said.
User avatar #53 - drldrl (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This made me really want a poptart. But then I got really sad cause I was pretty sure we didn't have any. So I went to look for something else.

And I found one. A Pumpkin Pie Poptart. These things are so good.
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