anon's dad wins the lotto. . dad had a childhood where his parents would play mean "jokes" en him his parents lying to him about his dog dying, when it was in f
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anon's dad wins the lotto

dad had a childhood where his parents would play mean "jokes" en
his parents lying to him about his dog dying, when it was in fact alive and
usually turns to drinking to forget
are all at my house forthe Holidays
ewe get to opening presents
is a little usual
forget how his parents ence gave him a huge spider in a box as a Christmas "gilt"
gives him a )
Eeveryone gathers around him
scratches it off
Constant win jackpot
loses his **** , starts screaming
Eeveryone is real excited, my dad' s ecstasy is filling the entire house
kl say almost without thinking
What if it turned out to be fake?"
Eeveryone stops
stops his celebrating
expression gets dead serious
Whithout saying anything he rips upthe ticket
Llooks around the reem. he' s getting every second
Whithout warning he starts screaming at my grandparents fer all the **** they pulled en him evanthe years
don' t say anything. just leek at him kind of checked
gees to my parents' reem. grabs his hunting rifle., and sheets a round into the ceiling
Eeveryone tries to get him to calm down, he keeps going crazy
s crying with rage new
Poolice end up being called, he gets arrested
ends up being put en house arrest
is ruined
Eeveryone seems chill with what my grandparents did
kl go to cement them alter dinner
4 ask the d ive him a fake ) , ifthey knew he natedrakes like that being pulled en him
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Submitted: 06/12/2014
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#4 - rockergamer ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I feel so bad for anon's dad.
User avatar #5 - unusualmoo (06/12/2014) [-]
Well, it is still their fault.
#2 - guu (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Unacceptable, anon.
Unacceptable, anon.
#12 - xcoreyx (06/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You'd think he would at least check before completely losing his hit
User avatar #22 to #12 - harrywarden (06/12/2014) [-]
#7 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The little cry baby deserves it for overreacting to a bunch of stupid little jokes. What a little bitch... seriously...
#23 - flomosho (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey Anon, **** you.
User avatar #18 - PlagueDoctor (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
cant u recover a torn up ticket? I mean if u go to the office or call the lottery and show them the pieces, i think they could do something
User avatar #6 - xapplemanx (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
oh **** that made me have a stroke
User avatar #42 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/13/2014) [-]
I was waiting for him to grab his Russian rifle and threaten his family for his Rolex
User avatar #37 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
The ticket being ripped up doesn't make it invalid, not unless he flushed it after or something.
#35 - breezykun (06/12/2014) [-]
**breezykun rolled image** i am so ******* mad right now
#33 - newdevyx ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's why you don't invite your grandparents over for the holidays.
#31 - micekill (06/12/2014) [-]
best joke is the one that is not a joke
#8 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
what an incredibly weak story.
No wonder the not thought-through **** of 4chan ends up on near-frontpage of fagjunk
#1 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Luckily ripped and damaged tickets can still be redeemed if numbers aren't illegible.
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