anon makes love. . I Anonymous (( Fri) 13:! 9091 9 F 222? 223191 we :: :: 062 2 having sex with a girl 2 start taking off her panties 2 ahem 2 turn around 2 sit
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anon makes love

I Anonymous (( Fri) 13:! 9091 9 F 222? 223191 we :: :: 062
2 having sex with a girl
2 start taking off her panties
2 *ahem*
2 turn around
2 sitting in Lerner of ream is old man smoking a pipe
2 oh ****
2 get up
2 "SIT DOWN"
2 see he is brandishing a handgun
2 get back into bed
2 "AMY DO YOU WANT TC) **** HIM?"
2 "yeyes daddys-"
2 he takes a long drag hem his cigarette and whales deeply
2 "Her hwy... headscissors"
2 boner killed, can' t get it up, want to leave
2 "HER BC) DECISION'S-"
2 tryto explain that I can' t have sex with her
2 "HER BODY HER DECISION HER BODY HER DECISION"
2 he starts rocking back and forth maniacally
2 points the gun at my head
2 hear him pull backhoe hammer
2 force my flaccid cock into her
2 she is unhappy
2 She sighs and calmly says "rape-"
2 father sheets me in the kneecap
2 use last eunce of out window
2 look back, she is sucking his cock while he quietly mumbles "mam hwy... decision-"
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Submitted: 06/21/2014
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User avatar #1 - alexandrz (06/21/2014) [-]
Your average day in Tumblr's utopia, I guess.
#10 - europe (06/21/2014) [-]
wat
wat
#2 - jacksipian ONLINE (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
lonely girls, man.
#13 - vonspyder (06/21/2014) [-]
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#8 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [-]
and then
Was Not Was - Walk The Dinosaur
#7 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [-]
I...uh...what?
#5 - frostbeard (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>inb4 its an old gay joke
> father shoots me in the kneecap
#14 to #5 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [-]
You do realize that based on this entire comment, you ARE cancer? You ARE what is wrong with the Internet. You should feel ashamed, and you should stop making a fool out of yourself.

Also, just because you see the big kids you idolize at the **** hole that is 4chan use the '>' key to preface their posts doesn't mean you have to do it too. You are allowed to express yourself like an educated human being if you are able.

You are able, right?
#4 - ThekidsTEN (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
so is it a pipe or a cigarette?
User avatar #3 - nippletwisterism (06/21/2014) [-]
Despite what you now know about me I'm a great father.
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