anon has a startup idea. . 046 8 hours ago Nice to meet you /g/! You have 2 sentences to sell me your tech startup idea. Please use words I can understand. No.
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anon has a startup idea

046 8 hours ago
Nice to meet you /g/! You have 2
sentences to sell me your tech startup
idea. Please use words I can
No. 8 hours ago
It' s like tinder, but for people who want to fight.
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#3 - Jesusnipples (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a ******* great idea. Let's do it
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#1 - irishlawyer (08/02/2014) [-]
It's a great app but we can't talk about it
#2 - hudge (08/02/2014) [-]
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#40 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
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#15 - empithree (08/02/2014) [-]
i don't get it.
User avatar #19 to #15 - aquaekk (08/02/2014) [-]
Tinder's an app where you quickly sort out men / women from your local area who you would / would not like to get with. You can see who likes you and who doesn't, basically.
User avatar #28 - ishallsmiteyou (08/02/2014) [-]
It's like the internet, but without tumblr.
#31 to #28 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
i think you are faking this , proof or it didn't happen
User avatar #30 to #28 - imagnetsux (08/02/2014) [-]
i'll give you 50 million dollars.
#48 - tomowrath (08/02/2014) [-]
It'd be cool if they made something like Hot or Not
but as Tough or Not.
Works the same and if you both think eachother are tough you can talk **** about eachother and meet up and fight
User avatar #57 - PVTDickStryker (08/02/2014) [-]
It's like funnyjunk, but with OC.
#4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Can someone explain to me why people like fighting so much? Those area code smoke/fight/ **** threads always confuse me, like why do people wanna fight each other?
#5 to #4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
That being said, it is a great app idea. I just don't understand why people want to fight in the first place, but since people do want to fight it is actually smart.
#9 to #4 - Jovialgamer (08/02/2014) [-]
Idk about all this ego or pride business. But I like to fight because I need to learn HOW to fight. You only really learn by doing it enough, and paying attention to those better than you. If anything, it at least helps with pain tolerance so you don't take one good punch and wimp out.
User avatar #10 to #4 - icewraith (08/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry, no one actually meets up for those, they are just attention whores that cancer up the boards. They wouldn't be able to hold a conversation irl
#12 to #4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
juvenile human males are hyper-aggressive
some never stop at adolesense
User avatar #7 to #4 - jdrinfantry (08/02/2014) [-]
Cuz not all of us are insecure hippie communist fags
#8 to #4 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
A lot of people can't really manage to live happy lives and instead thrive on short-lived thrills to escape their weary life.
It's an ego thing, the agression if fueled by frustration of an unsatisfactory life and the ability to meet its challenges and to compensate the ego gratifies itself by asserting dominance over others. It derives some sense of superiority or pride and also enjoys asociating itself with the 'tough boy' image that goes with it.

But all in all just the lingering primal tendencies of our animal heritage.
#11 to #8 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
You reek of bitch
User avatar #18 to #11 - fizzor (08/02/2014) [-]
You reek of wannabe tough guy
User avatar #38 to #18 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with wanting to be tough; there is something wrong with insulting others over it.
#14 to #11 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm a fit, relatively muscular guy, 6'7. I'm not afraid to get into fights and would gladly kick your ass if it served any real purpose or if it is unavoidable.
User avatar #39 to #14 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
Now you're just fedorable
#42 to #39 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah yes, musular and kicking ass, how stereotypical fedora-like.

Anyway, just wanted to prevent people assuming these comments only come from weak, skinny people or lazy fat ***** .
And that realizing and pointing out the futility and barbarous of aggression doesn't mean someone will back down when confronted or apply physical violence when deemed necessary.
User avatar #44 to #42 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand, it wasn't your description (which you haven't proved), it was what you said. Basically, you seemed to have this whole notion that people who like to fight are little better than animals and only follow basic instinct, then when someone insults you, you immediately jump to kicking his ass in the coolest way (you think) you can say it.

It's just really reminiscent euphoric faggots saying "lol, working out is just for barbarians and idiots; they know nothing of how the modern world works and I am infinetly superior. BUT I CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH EXPERT TECHNIQUES AND PUNCHES, I SWEAR! DON'T MESS WITH ME, BAKA!"

Seriously, you're not impressing anyone, and you're not cool. If you actually DID match your physical description, which I really doubt, that would just make it worse as it only means even attractive people can be absolute faggots.
#56 to #44 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I kinda see where you're coming from.

But you misconstrue my intentions. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

It just slightly pisses me off that people seem to think that the reluctance of fighting is considered a weakness or is out fear.

And it's kind of ridiculous how you think I might be lying about the description of my physique which isn't even that unlikely or impressive at all.
User avatar #59 to #56 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
6'7 is pretty unlikely, considering 5'10 is the average for men
#69 to #59 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
In Holland where I'm from 6'7 is average, I'm not tall at all compared to most guys here.
#46 to #4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Because they're unable to solve their disputes like real men.
User avatar #13 to #4 - therealslim ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
For a quick adrenaline rush and for funzies
#16 to #4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]

Too lazy to explain fully, just go watch Fight club.
#35 to #4 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I like punching people in the face.
User avatar #17 to #4 - hhanako (08/02/2014) [-]
sparring can be fun if you don't overdo it. personally i prefer sparring with practice swords over fists, but more people like the latter. i have a friend that used to basically go to parties just to fight people every friday, he would always ask if they want to fight and they would shake hands before and after
User avatar #67 to #17 - masturbakor (08/02/2014) [-]
i did that in the smoking area of a club once. we stopped and shook hands and **** when someone tried to intervene then put our arms over each others shoulders like we were buddies reassuring the guy it was all good, not a proper fight
User avatar #29 to #4 - ironsoul (08/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes you just feel like beating somebody's ass...which, as it happens, is also why Tindr is a thing.
User avatar #60 to #29 - Leonidus (08/02/2014) [-]
most underrated comment here.
#6 to #4 - ihateemo (08/02/2014) [-]
It is just human nature to prove who is the best. Basically it is a pride thing that gives you an adrenaline rush and a sense of accomplishment or defeat, which are what we strive to feel.
#37 to #6 - endospore ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm one of those beta neckbears who think it's more fun to get close to a fight, and then try and talk your way out of it or just run away.

I also carry a gun.
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#20 - Hitcher (08/02/2014) [-]
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dude, make a .webm
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#63 - altobi (08/02/2014) [-]
I might be able to develop something like that with the right support from people
User avatar #65 to #63 - maycontainallergys (08/02/2014) [-]
Call it Tinder Fight club I'm terrible with names
User avatar #68 to #63 - masturbakor (08/02/2014) [-]
call it beatr
#47 to #36 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Why are we
Not coming up with original comments?
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User avatar #66 - snacky (08/02/2014) [-]
oh **** i would be all over this ****
#64 - lolkeklol (08/02/2014) [-]
the only rule, both people are armed only with dragon dildos
User avatar #62 - tittylovin (08/02/2014) [-]
Rule one - don't reference fight club
Rule two - don't break any bones
Rule three - stop when they pass out and tap
I'm sold.
User avatar #61 - GDUBBS (08/02/2014) [-]
Im surprisingly supportive of this app...
#54 - thetruemexcalibur (08/02/2014) [-]
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#52 - gnadab (08/02/2014) [-]
Thats one sentence
User avatar #53 to #52 - schmitty (08/02/2014) [-]
He didn't say you had to make it two sentences, he gave them a two sentence limit.
User avatar #32 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
Its like OkCupid with girls who send you messages.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
Its like Omegle without emo kids.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
Its like My little pony with a younger fanbase.
User avatar #45 to #32 - laspussy (08/02/2014) [-]
so basically non existent
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