Where I live I barely ever have Soccermom issues BUT, this one time. --
we inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad' s boyfriend (l knew, but they' re cool)
met at ens ofthe malls
leek ever and see people with signs screaming about stuff
we idea whe they are, sh well.
reek onlooking at shoes with tum gay men, es I head off alone
as into a knife store
Mew and behold, they have a few holsters and stuffier sale
ween Cling in a shitty uncomfortable holster all day
bbuy a nicer ens
store einer ifl can swap out in the store
we doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by
whe glances at me and ese' s my gun on the counter
tthe cashier was going to hide it fer me
met she walked by as I set it down.
Epicks up her sign
C) NM" really big en it.
oh boy here we go" I said quite loudly to the cashier and store einer.
rises runs up 'THATS ILLEGAL" ' '
kl shut my mouth.
Estore einer starts off "Moram., this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit"
U MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY WEAPONS??? HOW DARE YO-..."
Estore einer is walking away hem her, face palming
is looking really wearied
Jeff.. the lady? just dumb, give her a break, stop-."
Caleb I san' t deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, HAVE 5 SECONDS TC) GIT"
Hm sitting there trying to get my new holster en as fast as I can.
starts chanting seme weird slogan about hanguns kill er something, i had tuned her out
chants must have summoned others because I heard mere voices, then Geeked out the window
yher herd had gathered outside the store
rail ofthem could see me putting my gun in my holster
Estore einer seme back and says "Lady, calm down er git, last chance."
screams at him, calls him a pig.
raises up a mossberg SUI] in full view ofthe Crown and begins leading it.
eevery shell he put in he counts
xclick "1" click "forgoes to five
mumps the shotgun
en the floor and screams fer help, she' s being attacked
Hm in shock
tell the einer sorry but I need to gs
Ens this happens at least ems a day since these CUNTS (looks and yells at lady} showed up, you gs en and have ageed day"
screwd is yelling at me
ppeople clawing at my side
re muscle my
we run to my friend "dude lets go"
aangry C) crowd marching ser way
Whi. thisfuck._ what did you even.,
him the fuck away
ffind his dad and his bf
Guys, amen, buy shoes later"
extreme gay voice) "Per see, I was just about to medel them fors mi lever"
LATER DD IT LATER"
Si, , so poochy"
we 4 walk out
crowd inject yelling ates as I dive into the car.
whale threre her sign like a freebee and in hits the car
extreme gay voice again)
WHC) DID THIS"
Friends dad gets out
WHC) IS THE MOTHER._ MC) CHANFUCKERS WHO DEED THEE?
ready whe threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet.
WASS IT YOU BEECH?"
U AP( LLC) GIZE TC) MI CAR OR I CALL LA F* CLIDE"
blady is mindfucked to no end. Aggy man is mad at her, and not en her side.
tries to run
v( gay and mexican accents intensify}
U AP( LLC) GISE TC) LA CARRO FRENCHY PUTA"
is now dragging this land sew to the car
AP( LLC) GIZE"
NC) W KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET ' A MY FACE"
ewe drive heme in silence.
Ddi‘ ’ T DFIELD [IN ME
And that' s why I love my friend' s gay dad as much as my own dad.