anon goes to the mall with gay dad. . Where I live I barely ever have Soccermom issues BUT, this one time. -- we inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad,
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anon goes to the mall with gay dad

Where I live I barely ever have Soccermom issues BUT, this one time. --
we inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad' s boyfriend (l knew, but they' re cool)
met at ens ofthe malls
leek ever and see people with signs screaming about stuff
we idea whe they are, sh well.
reek onlooking at shoes with tum gay men, es I head off alone
as into a knife store
Mew and behold, they have a few holsters and stuffier sale
ween Cling in a ****** uncomfortable holster all day
bbuy a nicer ens
store einer ifl can swap out in the store
we doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by
whe glances at me and ese' s my gun on the counter
tthe cashier was going to hide it fer me
met she walked by as I set it down.
Epicks up her sign
C) NM" really big en it.
Cant.
oh boy here we go" I said quite loudly to the cashier and store einer.
rises runs up 'THATS ILLEGAL" ' '
kl shut my mouth.
Estore einer starts off "Moram., this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit"
U MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY WEAPONS??? HOW DARE YO-..."
Estore einer is walking away hem her, face palming
is looking really wearied
Jeff.. the lady? just dumb, give her a break, stop-."
Caleb I san' t deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, HAVE 5 SECONDS TC) GIT"
Hm sitting there trying to get my new holster en as fast as I can.
starts chanting seme weird slogan about hanguns kill er something, i had tuned her out
chants must have summoned others because I heard mere voices, then Geeked out the window
yher herd had gathered outside the store
rail ofthem could see me putting my gun in my holster
intensifies
Estore einer seme back and says "Lady, calm down er git, last chance."
screams at him, calls him a pig.
raises up a mossberg SUI] in full view ofthe Crown and begins leading it.
eevery shell he put in he counts
xclick "1" click "forgoes to five
mumps the shotgun
en the floor and screams fer help, she' s being attacked
Hm in shock
tell the einer sorry but I need to gs
Ens this happens at least ems a day since these CUNTS (looks and yells at lady} showed up, you gs en and have ageed day"
awalk out
screwd is yelling at me
ppeople clawing at my side
re muscle my
we run to my friend "dude lets go"
aangry C) crowd marching ser way
Whi. ******** ._ what did you even.,
him the **** away
ffind his dad and his bf
Guys, amen, buy shoes later"
extreme gay voice) "Per see, I was just about to medel them fors mi lever"
LATER DD IT LATER"
Si, , so poochy"
we 4 walk out
crowd inject yelling ates as I dive into the car.
whale threre her sign like a freebee and in hits the car
extreme gay voice again)
WHC) DID THIS"
Friends dad gets out
WHC) IS THE MOTHER._ MC) *********** WHO DEED THEE?
ready whe threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet.
WASS IT YOU BEECH?"
U AP( LLC) GIZE TC) MI CAR OR I CALL LA F* CLIDE"
blady is ********** to no end. Aggy man is mad at her, and not en her side.
tries to run
catches her
v( gay and mexican accents intensify}
U AP( LLC) GISE TC) LA CARRO FRENCHY PUTA"
is now dragging this land sew to the car
AP( LLC) GIZE"
mumbles osrry
NC) W KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET ' A MY FACE"
ewe drive heme in silence.
end
Ddi‘ ’ T DFIELD [IN ME
And that' s why I love my friend' s gay dad as much as my own dad.
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#16 - newprinny (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - promor (08/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I thought liberals liked guns?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ogctom (08/13/2014) [-]
we don't know what they want neither do they
#28 - mattdoggy (08/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>live in stand your ground state   
>go out to the crowd   
>have someone record you   
>make non threatening statements to them but something to rial them up   
>work them into a frenzy   
>have another one of your friends yell "lets kill him!"   
>wait until you are shoved   
>show off your self defense freedoms and let lose a full mag worth of liberty into the hamplanets    
>you got off without a slap on the wrist because it's evident that you were defending yourself in a life threatening situation   
>with hamplanets gone the nation IQ rises by 6
>live in stand your ground state
>go out to the crowd
>have someone record you
>make non threatening statements to them but something to rial them up
>work them into a frenzy
>have another one of your friends yell "lets kill him!"
>wait until you are shoved
>show off your self defense freedoms and let lose a full mag worth of liberty into the hamplanets
>you got off without a slap on the wrist because it's evident that you were defending yourself in a life threatening situation
>with hamplanets gone the nation IQ rises by 6
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#1 - icollectraresbro has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #5 to #1 - dagold (08/13/2014) [-]
4chan screenshot, claims it is from reddit...

dude.
#22 - dacrimsonfucker ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
> You apologise to la carro pinche puta
> You apologise to la carro pinche puta
#12 - thurah (08/13/2014) [-]
**thurah rolled image** NOW KEES
**thurah rolled image** NOW KEES
User avatar #6 - misterblack (08/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I thought it took time and many circulations through the interwebs for screenshots to degrade in quality. This **** is fresh but it looks like it's a few years old. internetexplain halp
#7 to #6 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
**** doesn't need many circulations to be **** quality, it only needs 1 OP early on who doesn't know what a jpeg is.
#2 - breastisbest (08/12/2014) [-]
That... was pretty okay.
#50 - sweetellie ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Who is that red haired woman in all the feminism pictures? if she's from a rage inducing video I'd love to see.
Who is that red haired woman in all the feminism pictures? if she's from a rage inducing video I'd love to see.
#25 - lepanto ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
**lepanto rolled image** NOW KEES
**lepanto rolled image** NOW KEES
User avatar #42 - uncanny (08/13/2014) [-]
I live in England and the story wouldn't be as good if it was set here,So you have this one America.
User avatar #40 - lordtriggs (08/13/2014) [-]
the utmost logic of that crows

"This guy has a concealed firearm, let's start chasing him, screaming at him and then potentially attack him. It's not like he will NEVER use that firearm"

if someone is carry a firearm you treat them with some damn respect and bring em some pie
#14 - cherubium (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw i still have the thread open in my browser with the original text before it was cropped into a pic and then posted in the same thread.

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User avatar #53 - Lintutu (08/13/2014) [-]
meh. i feel like there wasn't a need to bring up the fact that the 2 guys were gay
User avatar #43 - lanfearandthecup (08/13/2014) [-]
m8 im not sure where these whales were, but they were not part of occupy, occupy was quite diverse, some people ahd machine guns at the protests, some had no weapons, some spoke, some acted, but as someone who stood at wallstreet i can say it was nothing like this
#19 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The gay dad sounds annoying as **** . You see the thing is I have no problem with gay people. I support gay marriage and all that **** but I shouldn't be able to tell you're gay just by looking at you or hearing you speak. Blend in and you're fine. I just find that whole stereotypical bubbly gay guy thing annoying. But it isn't about them being a guy. I ******* hate when girls are all peppy and bubbly and **** . I just find that personality annoying.
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
The extremely gay voices make it even better.
#15 - karrotj ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
******* love it lol
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